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snowing where Bubba???????          I am in Joisey, we should get a few inches, when I woke this morning, we had a dusting

 

I'm in Ohio. That snow ended just as quickly as it started. :( Now it's just an icy mess.

 

Yay Ohio......if ya don't like the weather.....just wait a few minutes, it'll change. :lol:

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Reflections, injections, perfection

Steel is hard, so is an erection

Which sometimes requires protection

To avert an infestation

And no one likes molestation

Hesitation, I'd like a vacation

But to which nation?

There is precipitation

I turn to masturbation

Which causes laceration

Followed by frustration

And soon after there is elation

Are you my relation?

I ask as the train leaves the station

I have no more determination

And drink until intoxication

Irrigation

Can be a specialization

But will get none of my participation

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Bubba???????         

Isn't it supposed to be Lord Bubba??? :lol:

 

:lol: Nawww.......I 'think' he was addressing me.......in which case it should be..........

................................................................................

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..................................wait for it....................................................................

 

QUEENIE!!!!!!!

 

:respect:

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Queen of the nile, I like your style

Allow me to use your nail file

As that will make me smile

I am gay and in denial

I also have been know to defile

Public property by the mile

Get home and dial

Policemen but they're on trial

So I lay in a pile of vile shit for a while

My name's not Kyle

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ok Queenie!!!!!!! hahahaha call me Master Song Writer!!!!!!!

 

hehehehe

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ok Queenie!!!!!!!      hahahaha    call me Master Song Writer!!!!!!!

 

hehehehe

 

Yes Master!!! ;) Your wish is my............ :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

uh oh......lol

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HA!!! thank you Queenie!!!!! :D

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According to the calendar, it is Evil's birthday. Why isn't everyone celebrating?

 

I sent a text message to Satan, complimenting him on his fiery red beard.

 

I hope it made him smile.

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

 

Don't be such a boob.

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

 

Don't be such a boob.

 

 

I should knocker you out for that comment.

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

 

Don't be such a boob.

 

 

I should knocker you out for that comment.

 

I titty the fool that messes with me.

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

 

Don't be such a boob.

 

 

I should knocker you out for that comment.

 

I titty the fool that messes with me.

 

I am a real man. In a battle I would not wager one nipple on you.

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