Question to

[Chris]

What magazine would you have offered?

 

Would a bear read Rolling Stone as he shits in the woods?

 

Because then he could wipe himself with it when he's done and that's all Rolling Stone is good for anyway, is it not?

 

Was that last statement an insanely long run-on sentence and a long way to go for a joke?

Since a bear is so large and probably has quite a large ass, could you give him "Spin" as well?

[Fat Freddy]

What magazine would you have offered?

 

Would a bear read Rolling Stone as he shits in the woods?

 

Because then he could wipe himself with it when he's done and that's all Rolling Stone is good for anyway, is it not?

 

Was that last statement an insanely long run-on sentence and a long way to go for a joke?

Since a bear is so large and probably has quite a large ass, could you give him "Spin" as well?

 

Do they even still publish SPIN?

[Geoff]

If you were a bear would you not rather use leaves than these already filthy publications?

[Li§a]

Wouldn't The Enquirer be more appropriate?

[Geoff]

Who's got my shoes? Who, who... who's got my shoes?

[Geoff]

So... this thread. Pretty dead, hey?

[Chris]

I was just wondering "Where did the Question thread go?"

[heaven&hell]

Should we be looking for it?

[Geoff]

Why don't we just forget about it?

[heaven&hell]

Forget about what Cousin Geoff?

[Geoff]

Who?

[Chris]

What are you talking about? Isn't the fact that this thread is on page one proof enough that we found it already?

[Geoff]

Found what?

[Chris]

Found what?

Wasn't it this thread here that we were looking high and low for?

[Geoff]

Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

[Chris]

Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

[Geoff]

Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

All I know about is polar bears. Wanna know stuff about them?

[Chris]

Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

All I know about is polar bears. Wanna know stuff about them?

Can they answer the question about this thread?

[Geoff]

Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

All I know about is polar bears. Wanna know stuff about them?

Can they answer the question about this thread?

Would you not be better served asking if there's anything a polar bear can't do?

[Chris]

Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

All I know about is polar bears. Wanna know stuff about them?

Can they answer the question about this thread?

Would you not be better served asking if there's anything a polar bear can't do?

Since I know nothing about polar bears, who better to ask than you?

[Geoff]

Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

All I know about is polar bears. Wanna know stuff about them?

Can they answer the question about this thread?

Would you not be better served asking if there's anything a polar bear can't do?

Since I know nothing about polar bears, who better to ask than you?

Only a polar bear himself, I dare say?

[Chris]

Didn't you say that you knew it all about them?

[Geoff]

Didn't you say that you knew it all about them?

Yeah, and I do. But scientists think they know everything about me too... but I know things that only I can ever tell. Cool?

[Chris]

Didn't you say that you knew it all about them?

Yeah, and I do. But scientists think they know everything about me too... but I know things that only I can ever tell. Cool?

I guess on some realm of the English language that made sense. No?

[glam_junkie]

do you realise how difficult this thread is to understand?