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On Sunday, I'm enjoying a nice afternoon with my now very pregnant wife when a golf ball bounces off the glass block window leading to the deck. At first, I was like "what the fuck was that?". Now I do live on a course but golf balls should NEVER fucking hit my house unless:

A: Someone was trying

B: Someone was pissed and hit one way off out of anger

Either fucking way, it should NEVER fucking happen. I jumped up and ran outside, grabbed the fucking ball and threw it as hard as I fucking could at the fuck who hit it. 3 guys were standing around the flag at the green looking at me like I was crazy. So, then I called the guy a fucking prick hoping to provoke a response. Fuck'em.

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This day is going to fucking drag. Like me, when I hit the town.

 

Are you at fucking work? I'm drinking fucking beer and spinning tunes. Not rubbing it in bro, I was at the fucking hellhole I call work all day.

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This day is going to fucking drag. Like me, when I hit the town.

 

Are you at fucking work? I'm drinking fucking beer and spinning tunes. Not rubbing it in bro, I was at the fucking hellhole I call work all day.

Yeah, 9:05a-fucking-m at the moment. Going to be a really, really fucking long one. :(

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This day is going to fucking drag. Like me, when I hit the town.

 

Are you at fucking work? I'm drinking fucking beer and spinning tunes. Not rubbing it in bro, I was at the fucking hellhole I call work all day.

Yeah, 9:05a-fucking-m at the moment. Going to be a really, really fucking long one. :(

 

Hey, the fucking good news is that it must be Wed. there. Half done with this fuck of a week. :tumbsup:

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This day is going to fucking drag. Like me, when I hit the town.

 

Are you at fucking work? I'm drinking fucking beer and spinning tunes. Not rubbing it in bro, I was at the fucking hellhole I call work all day.

Yeah, 9:05a-fucking-m at the moment. Going to be a really, really fucking long one. :(

 

Hey, the fucking good news is that it must be Wed. there. Half done with this fuck of a week. :tumbsup:

Yeah, half the week is fucking over... which is fucking choice. Only problem being that I have to help CDJunky build his fucking ark over the weekend so it's not really something to look forward to.

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This day is going to fucking drag. Like me, when I hit the town.

 

Are you at fucking work? I'm drinking fucking beer and spinning tunes. Not rubbing it in bro, I was at the fucking hellhole I call work all day.

Yeah, 9:05a-fucking-m at the moment. Going to be a really, really fucking long one. :(

 

Hey, the fucking good news is that it must be Wed. there. Half done with this fuck of a week. :tumbsup:

Yeah, half the week is fucking over... which is fucking choice. Only problem being that I have to help CDJunky build his fucking ark over the weekend so it's not really something to look forward to.

Be sure to drink fucking beer while you guys work. :beerbang:

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This day is going to fucking drag. Like me, when I hit the town.

 

Are you at fucking work? I'm drinking fucking beer and spinning tunes. Not rubbing it in bro, I was at the fucking hellhole I call work all day.

Yeah, 9:05a-fucking-m at the moment. Going to be a really, really fucking long one. :(

 

Hey, the fucking good news is that it must be Wed. there. Half done with this fuck of a week. :tumbsup:

Yeah, half the week is fucking over... which is fucking choice. Only problem being that I have to help CDJunky build his fucking ark over the weekend so it's not really something to look forward to.

Be sure to drink fucking beer while you guys work. :beerbang:

Is there any other way to build a fucking ark? ;)

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This day is going to fucking drag. Like me, when I hit the town.

 

Are you at fucking work? I'm drinking fucking beer and spinning tunes. Not rubbing it in bro, I was at the fucking hellhole I call work all day.

Yeah, 9:05a-fucking-m at the moment. Going to be a really, really fucking long one. :(

 

Hey, the fucking good news is that it must be Wed. there. Half done with this fuck of a week. :tumbsup:

Yeah, half the week is fucking over... which is fucking choice. Only problem being that I have to help CDJunky build his fucking ark over the weekend so it's not really something to look forward to.

Be sure to drink fucking beer while you guys work. :beerbang:

Is there any other way to build a fucking ark? ;)

 

You know Geoff!

We start drinkin', nothings going to get done :beerbang:

Fuck It!

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Oh man, we had Mongolian Bar-B-Q for dinner. I feel like a fucking stuffed hog. That was a really good meal.

Didn't they fuckin' complain.......? :whistle:

 

Fucking Side splitting :whistle:

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Oh man, we had Mongolian Bar-B-Q for dinner. I feel like a fucking stuffed hog. That was a really good meal.

Didn't they fuckin' complain.......? :whistle:

 

Fucking Side splitting :whistle:

Like your fuckin' posts.......... :whistle:

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Oh man, we had Mongolian Bar-B-Q for dinner. I feel like a fucking stuffed hog. That was a really good meal.

Didn't they fuckin' complain.......? :whistle:

 

Fucking Side splitting :whistle:

Like your fuckin' posts.......... :whistle:

 

My 'Fuckin' Post' is very well mate, How's yours?

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Oh man, we had Mongolian Bar-B-Q for dinner. I feel like a fucking stuffed hog. That was a really good meal.

Didn't they fuckin' complain.......? :whistle:

 

Fucking Side splitting :whistle:

Like your fuckin' posts.......... :whistle:

 

My 'Fuckin' Post' is very well mate, How's yours?

Tre-fuckin'-mendous........

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Oh man, we had Mongolian Bar-B-Q for dinner. I feel like a fucking stuffed hog. That was a really good meal.

Didn't they fuckin' complain.......? :whistle:

 

Fucking Side splitting :whistle:

Like your fuckin' posts.......... :whistle:

 

My 'Fuckin' Post' is very well mate, How's yours?

Tre-fuckin'-mendous........

 

No!! Tree-fucking'-mendous

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I'm fuckin' torn between fuckin' tv or music....... :unsure:

 

Toto or fuckin` Neighbours :bananamac:

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Barcelona to beat chelsea in this evenings fuckin` football match

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