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Three fucking weeks I've had this cough & cold, getting seriously fucked off :doh:

 

Fucking sweat it out with some exercise :tumbsup:

I like your way of thinking, mate. Fuck colds. The day I let one of those fucking things kick my ass is the day I hang up my ninjitsu headband and wrist bands. The more you rip shit up the faster those fucking colds fuck off.

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The weekend is nearly fucking here. Fucking beer, fucking gigging and fucking partying. Fucking delicious.

It fucking sure as fuck is nearly fucking here! 3 and 1/2 rock n'roll fueled hour drive up the coast to my brother's place, so much fuckin' beer it'll hurt in a good way, surfing the fuck out of the place and did I hear someone say partying?! Because there sure as fuck is going to be some fuckin' partying!! Can I get a fuck yeah?!

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The weekend is nearly fucking here. Fucking beer, fucking gigging and fucking partying. Fucking delicious.

It fucking sure as fuck is nearly fucking here! 3 and 1/2 rock n'roll fueled hour drive up the coast to my brother's place, so much fuckin' beer it'll hurt in a good way, surfing the fuck out of the place and did I hear someone say partying?! Because there sure as fuck is going to be some fuckin' partying!! Can I get a fuck yeah?!

 

Fuck yeah!!

 

In all my fucking excitement, I forgot about the putting up fucking shelving part of the weekend. Rock and fucking roll my friends. :headbanger:

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The day is fuckin' done and I'm now partaking in several cold VB's...... :homer: mmmmmmmmmmmm....beer

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Three fucking weeks I've had this cough & cold, getting seriously fucked off :doh:

 

Fucking sweat it out with some exercise :tumbsup:

I like your way of thinking, mate. Fuck colds. The day I let one of those fucking things kick my ass is the day I hang up my ninjitsu headband and wrist bands. The more you rip shit up the faster those fucking colds fuck off.

 

Too fucking right Geoff :tumbsup:

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i have a headache like you wouldn't fuckin believe

 

Ive got a fuckin` headache too, lack of sleep I think :hammer:

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I think I may have to buy a new fuckin' cd fuckin' system........

 

Fuckin` too much shit being played in it :tumbsup:

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I think I may have to buy a new fuckin' cd fuckin' system........

 

Fuckin` too much shit being played in it :tumbsup:

:doh::yikes: Fuckin' scandalous slur !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Apologies I thought you fuckin` meant pc - too much football shit being typed in it :tumbsup:

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:yikes: Fuck fuck and a fuckety fuck - I just had a phone call to inform me how much my fucking car repairs are gonna cost me. Fuck driving in the snow and the fucking damage it causes. Time to fucking pimp out the wife again.
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:yikes: Fuck fuck and a fuckety fuck - I just had a phone call to inform me how much my fucking car repairs are gonna cost me. Fuck driving in the snow and the fucking damage it causes. Time to fucking pimp out the wife again.

 

No more cd`s for a fuckin` while then mate :unsure:

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:yikes: Fuck fuck and a fuckety fuck - I just had a phone call to inform me how much my fucking car repairs are gonna cost me. Fuck driving in the snow and the fucking damage it causes. Time to fucking pimp out the wife again.

 

At least you havent had to buy a new car.

 

More skint than a fuckin church mouse....................(you know the rest) :crying:

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:yikes: Fuck fuck and a fuckety fuck - I just had a phone call to inform me how much my fucking car repairs are gonna cost me. Fuck driving in the snow and the fucking damage it causes. Time to fucking pimp out the wife again.

 

At least you havent had to buy a new car.

 

More skint than a fuckin church mouse....................(you know the rest) :crying:

 

 

With the fucking bill I am gonna get, I may aswell buy a new fucking Ferrari mate. :crying:

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:yikes: Fuck fuck and a fuckety fuck - I just had a phone call to inform me how much my fucking car repairs are gonna cost me. Fuck driving in the snow and the fucking damage it causes. Time to fucking pimp out the wife again.

 

At least you havent had to buy a new car.

 

More skint than a fuckin church mouse....................(you know the rest) :crying:

 

 

With the fucking bill I am gonna get, I may aswell buy a new fucking Ferrari mate. :crying:

 

Wont the fuckin insurance cover it...or is it wear & tear?

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:yikes: Fuck fuck and a fuckety fuck - I just had a phone call to inform me how much my fucking car repairs are gonna cost me. Fuck driving in the snow and the fucking damage it causes. Time to fucking pimp out the wife again.

 

At least you havent had to buy a new car.

 

More skint than a fuckin church mouse....................(you know the rest) :crying:

 

 

With the fucking bill I am gonna get, I may aswell buy a new fucking Ferrari mate. :crying:

 

Wont the fuckin insurance cover it...or is it wear & tear?

 

 

Damage when I came off the road in the fucking snow!

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:yikes: Fuck fuck and a fuckety fuck - I just had a phone call to inform me how much my fucking car repairs are gonna cost me. Fuck driving in the snow and the fucking damage it causes. Time to fucking pimp out the wife again.

 

At least you havent had to buy a new car.

 

More skint than a fuckin church mouse....................(you know the rest) :crying:

 

 

With the fucking bill I am gonna get, I may aswell buy a new fucking Ferrari mate. :crying:

 

Wont the fuckin insurance cover it...or is it wear & tear?

 

 

Damage when I came off the road in the fucking snow!

 

Yeah so that's a fuckin insurance claim innit?? Or are you fuckin TPFT???

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:yikes: Fuck fuck and a fuckety fuck - I just had a phone call to inform me how much my fucking car repairs are gonna cost me. Fuck driving in the snow and the fucking damage it causes. Time to fucking pimp out the wife again.

 

At least you havent had to buy a new car.

 

More skint than a fuckin church mouse....................(you know the rest) :crying:

 

 

With the fucking bill I am gonna get, I may aswell buy a new fucking Ferrari mate. :crying:

 

Wont the fuckin insurance cover it...or is it wear & tear?

 

 

 

 

Damage when I came off the road in the fucking snow!

 

Yeah so that's a fuckin insurance claim innit?? Or are you fuckin TPFT???

 

Just looking into it now. No I am fucking fully comp.

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:yikes: Fuck fuck and a fuckety fuck - I just had a phone call to inform me how much my fucking car repairs are gonna cost me. Fuck driving in the snow and the fucking damage it causes. Time to fucking pimp out the wife again.

 

At least you havent had to buy a new car.

 

More skint than a fuckin church mouse....................(you know the rest) :crying:

 

 

With the fucking bill I am gonna get, I may aswell buy a new fucking Ferrari mate. :crying:

 

Wont the fuckin insurance cover it...or is it wear & tear?

 

 

 

 

Damage when I came off the road in the fucking snow!

 

Yeah so that's a fuckin insurance claim innit?? Or are you fuckin TPFT???

 

Just looking into it now. No I am fucking fully comp.

 

Fuckin sorted then.........esp if have fuckin protected NCD :banger:

 

(apart from the excess of course :crying: )

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