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Is it fucking 7AM Tuesday morning yet.??

 

 

No it fucking isn't :doh:

 

 

i will sleep an extra fuckin 40 arm winks for you.

 

fuckin beddie byes at 7.28pm tonight then?? Bless :lol:

 

 

 

you are such a fucker lennie. :nyanya:

 

 

:lol: Fucking good one Lennie - You seem very fucking bothered about Fuckchops bedtime habits.!!

 

Just cant fuckin get over the fact she goes to bed at the same time as my daughter :lol:

 

 

Waaaaay to fucking old to be your daughter mate!! :lol::gone:

 

 

 

jez you fuck. ;) come over here and say that again! :lol:

 

Fuckchops! You're Waaaaay to fucking old to be Lennies' daughter mate!! :lol:

 

 

cheeky fuck. :lol:

 

C'est fucking moi!! :D

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i completely fucked the quotes up. let me try this again.

 

 

 

Fuckin Oui Oui !

 

I thought my fucking eyes had gone funny!!

 

What the fuck are you saying yes to now?

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i completely fucked the quotes up. let me try this again.

 

 

 

Fuckin Oui Oui !

 

I thought my fucking eyes had gone funny!!

 

What the fuck are you saying yes to now?

 

 

i was fuckin agreeing to your "C'est Moi?"

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i completely fucked the quotes up. let me try this again.

 

 

 

Fuckin Oui Oui !

 

I thought my fucking eyes had gone funny!!

 

What the fuck are you saying yes to now?

 

 

i was fuckin agreeing to your "C'est Moi?"

 

You're fucking looney you are!! :screwy:

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i completely fucked the quotes up. let me try this again.

 

 

 

Fuckin Oui Oui !

 

I thought my fucking eyes had gone funny!!

 

What the fuck are you saying yes to now?

 

 

i was fuckin agreeing to your "C'est Moi?"

 

You're fucking looney you are!! :screwy:

 

 

and this is a fuckin NEWS FLASH to you?

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i completely fucked the quotes up. let me try this again.

 

 

 

Fuckin Oui Oui !

 

I thought my fucking eyes had gone funny!!

 

What the fuck are you saying yes to now?

 

 

i was fuckin agreeing to your "C'est Moi?"

 

You're fucking looney you are!! :screwy:

 

 

and this is a fuckin NEWS FLASH to you?

 

That is a fucking news flash to no one. :lol:

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i completely fucked the quotes up. let me try this again.

 

 

 

Fuckin Oui Oui !

 

I thought my fucking eyes had gone funny!!

 

What the fuck are you saying yes to now?

 

 

i was fuckin agreeing to your "C'est Moi?"

 

You're fucking looney you are!! :screwy:

 

 

and this is a fuckin NEWS FLASH to you?

 

That is a fucking news flash to no one. :lol:

 

 

Mad as a fucking Kipper I say!

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i completely fucked the quotes up. let me try this again.

 

 

 

Fuckin Oui Oui !

 

I thought my fucking eyes had gone funny!!

 

What the fuck are you saying yes to now?

 

 

i was fuckin agreeing to your "C'est Moi?"

 

You're fucking looney you are!! :screwy:

 

 

and this is a fuckin NEWS FLASH to you?

 

That is a fucking news flash to no one. :lol:

 

 

aren't we fuckin amusing wes. ;)

 

and jez, i am not a fuckin fish thank you very fucking much.

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i completely fucked the quotes up. let me try this again.

 

 

 

Fuckin Oui Oui !

 

I thought my fucking eyes had gone funny!!

 

What the fuck are you saying yes to now?

 

 

i was fuckin agreeing to your "C'est Moi?"

 

You're fucking looney you are!! :screwy:

 

 

and this is a fuckin NEWS FLASH to you?

 

That is a fucking news flash to no one. :lol:

 

 

Mad as a fucking Kipper I say!

 

What the fuck is a kipper?

I was thinking Mad as a hatter.

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i completely fucked the quotes up. let me try this again.

 

 

 

Fuckin Oui Oui !

 

I thought my fucking eyes had gone funny!!

 

What the fuck are you saying yes to now?

 

 

i was fuckin agreeing to your "C'est Moi?"

 

You're fucking looney you are!! :screwy:

 

 

and this is a fuckin NEWS FLASH to you?

 

That is a fucking news flash to no one. :lol:

 

 

Mad as a fucking Kipper I say!

 

What the fuck is a kipper?

I was thinking Mad as a hatter.

 

A fucking kipper is a fucking whole herring that has been fucking split from tail to head, fucking gutted, fucking salted, and fucking cold smoked.

 

There ya fucking go!! She's as mad as one of those fuckers, but I didn't fucking say she smelt like one before you fucking say anything :D

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i completely fucked the quotes up. let me try this again.

 

 

 

Fuckin Oui Oui !

 

I thought my fucking eyes had gone funny!!

 

What the fuck are you saying yes to now?

 

 

i was fuckin agreeing to your "C'est Moi?"

 

You're fucking looney you are!! :screwy:

 

 

and this is a fuckin NEWS FLASH to you?

 

That is a fucking news flash to no one. :lol:

 

 

Mad as a fucking Kipper I say!

 

What the fuck is a kipper?

I was thinking Mad as a hatter.

 

A fucking kipper is a fucking whole herring that has been fucking split from tail to head, fucking gutted, fucking salted, and fucking cold smoked.

 

There ya fucking go!! She's as mad as one of those fuckers, but I didn't fucking say she smelt like one before you fucking say anything :D

 

That fucking sounds yummy. Does it come with some Speckled Hen? :tumbsup:

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fuck ya both :lol: i am going the fuck to sleep.

 

Good fucking night.

 

Good fucking night, oh fishy one!! :)

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fuck ya both :lol: i am going the fuck to sleep.

 

Good fucking night.

 

Good fucking night, oh fishy one!! :)

She's gonna fuck you both in her sleep??? :omg:

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fuck ya both :lol: i am going the fuck to sleep.

 

Good fucking night.

 

Good fucking night, oh fishy one!! :)

She's gonna fuck you both in her sleep??? :omg:

 

She's a sleepfucker!!!

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fuck ya both :lol: i am going the fuck to sleep.

 

Good fucking night.

 

Good fucking night, oh fishy one!! :)

She's gonna fuck you both in her sleep??? :omg:

 

She's a sleepfucker!!!

First a limb fucker, then a chop fucker and now a sleepfucker!! :whistle:

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fuck ya both :lol: i am going the fuck to sleep.

 

Good fucking night.

 

Good fucking night, oh fishy one!! :)

She's gonna fuck you both in her sleep??? :omg:

 

She's a sleepfucker!!!

First a limb fucker, then a chop fucker and now a sleepfucker!! :whistle:

 

 

What a naughty little fucker she is!!

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i completely fucked the quotes up. let me try this again.

 

 

 

Fuckin Oui Oui !

 

I thought my fucking eyes had gone funny!!

 

What the fuck are you saying yes to now?

 

Fuckin anyone :lol:

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