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got to watch out for those fuckin Therfordites;)

There was much fuckin' mirth and fuckin' mayhem here in fuckin' Wicker City.The fuckin' Grand "fuckin'" Master says it was a fuckin' sign to all fuckin' non-believers..

 

I'm fuckin' scared.. :unsure::whistle:

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Fuck - My PC and chair started shaking about half an hour ago, so I thought I was going fucking mad as you do. Turns out we had a fucking mini earthquake, 4.7 on the richter scale, epicentre about 200 miles away. Fucking freaky. Oh well - carry on!!

 

 

OMG That is fuckin SCARY!!!!! I would have fucking wet my panties

 

 

Wasn't scared as such, just wondered what the fuck was going on. It was felt from oop North, to close to London, which is 300 odd fucking miles.

Damn Jez. You sure Wotty didn't get some of his fuckin' town folk to come and shake your house? :yikes:

You sure you weren't just out of fuckin' Speckled Hen? ;)

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Fuck - My PC and chair started shaking about half an hour ago, so I thought I was going fucking mad as you do. Turns out we had a fucking mini earthquake, 4.7 on the richter scale, epicentre about 200 miles away. Fucking freaky. Oh well - carry on!!

 

 

OMG That is fuckin SCARY!!!!! I would have fucking wet my panties

 

 

Wasn't scared as such, just wondered what the fuck was going on. It was felt from oop North, to close to London, which is 300 odd fucking miles.

Damn Jez. You sure Wotty didn't get some of his fuckin' town folk to come and shake your house? :yikes:

You sure you weren't just out of fuckin' Speckled Hen? ;)

 

Ah ha - Didn't fucking think of that - you could be fuckin right ya know. And as if by magic, I drink a fucking beer and everything is still.

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Fuck - My PC and chair started shaking about half an hour ago, so I thought I was going fucking mad as you do. Turns out we had a fucking mini earthquake, 4.7 on the richter scale, epicentre about 200 miles away. Fucking freaky. Oh well - carry on!!

 

 

OMG That is fuckin SCARY!!!!! I would have fucking wet my panties

 

 

Wasn't scared as such, just wondered what the fuck was going on. It was felt from oop North, to close to London, which is 300 odd fucking miles.

Damn Jez. You sure Wotty didn't get some of his fuckin' town folk to come and shake your house? :yikes:

You sure you weren't just out of fuckin' Speckled Hen? ;)

 

Ah ha - Didn't fucking think of that - you could be fuckin right ya know. And as if by magic, I drink a fucking beer and everything is still.

Fuckin' awesome... I always keep a fuckin' sixpack around in case there are any, uh... "earthquakes" here in Jersey... ;)

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Fuck - My PC and chair started shaking about half an hour ago, so I thought I was going fucking mad as you do. Turns out we had a fucking mini earthquake, 4.7 on the richter scale, epicentre about 200 miles away. Fucking freaky. Oh well - carry on!!

:yikes: You Guys Need to lay off the Curry...Fucking gassing it up and rumbling...

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Fuck!! The baby's got a fuckin' ear infection!! Poor lil' guy!! :crying:

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Ear infections fucking blow chickens. Had a fuckin' ton of them as a kid.

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Ear infections fucking blow chickens. Had a fuckin' ton of them as a kid.

 

What fuckin' chickens or fuckin' ear infections?

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Ear infections fucking blow chickens. Had a fuckin' ton of them as a kid.

 

What fuckin' chickens or fuckin' ear infections?

Fuckin' infections, my fuckin' literal friend. :drink:

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I just consumed some Der Weinerschnitzel chili cheese fries. Fuck they were good.

I bet they're not quite as good on the fuckin' way out. :lol::whistle:

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I just consumed some Der Weinerschnitzel chili cheese fries. Fuck they were good.

I bet they're not quite as good on the fuckin' way out. :lol::whistle:

 

Coincidentally, Chris, I think they're telling me they want out real soon.

Don't you mean fuckin' soon? :whistle:

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I just consumed some Der Weinerschnitzel chili cheese fries. Fuck they were good.

I bet they're not quite as good on the fuckin' way out. :lol::whistle:

 

Coincidentally, Chris, I think they're telling me they want out real soon.

Don't you mean fuckin' soon? :whistle:

 

How the fuck did I fuckin' forget?

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I just consumed some Der Weinerschnitzel chili cheese fries. Fuck they were good.

I bet they're not quite as good on the fuckin' way out. :lol::whistle:

 

Coincidentally, Chris, I think they're telling me they want out real soon.

Don't you mean fuckin' soon? :whistle:

 

How the fuck did I fuckin' forget?

Had other things on your fuckin' mind? :whistle:

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My fuckin' car's gone to the fuckin' garage...

Self parking car? Sweet fuckin' ride my friend! :tumbsup:

Oh yes,I own a Merc that's full of fuckin' surprises... :whistle::whistle::whistle:

What else does your fuckin' car do by itself?

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