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Wott, as soon as you are done, i will be over in my nursey uniform with my fuckin bottle of body oil and get the naughty fuckin thingys off. hang the fuck in there.

 

Wotty, make sure you get some fuckin' pictures of that action. :lol:

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Wott, as soon as you are done, i will be over in my nursey uniform with my fuckin bottle of body oil and get the naughty fuckin thingys off. hang the fuck in there.

 

Wotty, make sure you get some fuckin' pictures of that action. :lol:

 

Holy fuck Widow you got some pics of that uniform?

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Wott, as soon as you are done, i will be over in my nursey uniform with my fuckin bottle of body oil and get the naughty fuckin thingys off. hang the fuck in there.

 

Wotty, make sure you get some fuckin' pictures of that action. :lol:

 

Holy fuck Widow you got some pics of that uniform?

:yikes::popcorn: Fuck!!!!

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The Widow is either laughin' too fuckin' hard to reply to our requests for pix or she's too fuckin' embarrassed. :)

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The Widow is either laughin' too fuckin' hard to reply to our requests for pix or she's too fuckin' embarrassed. :)

Or She's Putting on That Fuckin uniform...

 

Fuckin' Sweeeeet! Bring it the fuck on Widda!! We could use some fuckin excitement round here! :crazy:

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Ian, it'll be over before you fuckin' know it. Then it's party time with the fuckin' Nurse Widda. :whistle:

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I can fuckin' hear them plugging the fuckin' electrodes in from here !!! :unsure::unsure:

 

And The Widow,Who am I to turn that fuckin' offer down ?? :whistle::whistle:

 

 

I am putting on my lil hat and pickin up my lil bag as we fuckin speak. Cant find my stockings, must have left em under a bed somewhere;)

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Monday? Uh, fuck you.

 

 

Backed - Fuck you Monday and every other working day. We start our busy Christmas period here at the mail centre and Fuck me with a pineapple if there is christmas shit all over the place. The fucking shit has hit the fan big fucking time. Fuck Christmas and all the fuckers that send stuff and keep me busy.

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Monday? Uh, fuck you.

 

 

Backed - Fuck you Monday and every other working day. We start our busy Christmas period here at the mail centre and Fuck me with a pineapple if there is christmas shit all over the place. The fucking shit has hit the fan big fucking time. Fuck Christmas and all the fuckers that send stuff and keep me busy.

 

 

but what if i dont have any fuckin pineapples to fuck you with. what if i only have fuckin mangoes?

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Monday? Uh, fuck you.

 

 

Backed - Fuck you Monday and every other working day. We start our busy Christmas period here at the mail centre and Fuck me with a pineapple if there is christmas shit all over the place. The fucking shit has hit the fan big fucking time. Fuck Christmas and all the fuckers that send stuff and keep me busy.

 

 

but what if i dont have any fuckin pineapples to fuck you with. what if i only have fuckin mangoes?

A fuckin' kiwi might hurt less Jez.... :whistle:

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Monday? Uh, fuck you.

 

 

Backed - Fuck you Monday and every other working day. We start our busy Christmas period here at the mail centre and Fuck me with a pineapple if there is christmas shit all over the place. The fucking shit has hit the fan big fucking time. Fuck Christmas and all the fuckers that send stuff and keep me busy.

 

 

but what if i dont have any fuckin pineapples to fuck you with. what if i only have fuckin mangoes?

A fuckin' kiwi might hurt less Jez.... :whistle:

 

Fuck mango's. They would probably bring a fucking tear to the eyes. How's about those Grapes I keep on about - you can bounce them off my Fucking Ass as well, 2 games for the price of one!!

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After seeing other posts I've been reminded of my last fucked up venture with ebay, "selling" CDs. Or should I say giving the fucking things away. What a fuckin' waste of time. I think I'll stick to selling used fuckin' sandals.

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Monday? Uh, fuck you.

 

 

Backed - Fuck you Monday and every other working day. We start our busy Christmas period here at the mail centre and Fuck me with a pineapple if there is christmas shit all over the place. The fucking shit has hit the fan big fucking time. Fuck Christmas and all the fuckers that send stuff and keep me busy.

 

 

but what if i dont have any fuckin pineapples to fuck you with. what if i only have fuckin mangoes?

A fuckin' kiwi might hurt less Jez.... :whistle:

 

Fuck mango's. They would probably bring a fucking tear to the eyes. How's about those Grapes I keep on about - you can bounce them off my Fucking Ass as well, 2 games for the price of one!!

 

 

Yay:) that is my favorite fucking game to play. Note to self, must buy more fuckin grapes:D

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