The F*%K Thread

[Jez]

Fuck Yeah

 

 

in other news...Jez, where the fuck are you?

 

Where the fuck do you think I am? Fucking here, now!

[Jez]

I'm fuckin' FREE!!!!

I fled my cell last night too. Wanna murder someone to fuckin' celebrate?

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

 

 

The fucking beers are on me - wanna fucking celebrate?

[Li§a]

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

Fuckin A..... party at Chris's

[Chris]

I'm fuckin' FREE!!!!

I fled my cell last night too. Wanna murder someone to fuckin' celebrate?

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

 

 

The fucking beers are on me - wanna fucking celebrate?

You fuckin' bet. I'll even drink beer for this fuckin' occasion.

[Geoff]

I'm fuckin' FREE!!!!

I fled my cell last night too. Wanna murder someone to fuckin' celebrate?

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

 

 

The fucking beers are on me - wanna fucking celebrate?

Wow... congrats, I guess. Is that what one says in these situations? I thought that was done and dusted ages ago. Nice fuckin' work, mate. Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please?

[Jez]

I'm fuckin' FREE!!!!

I fled my cell last night too. Wanna murder someone to fuckin' celebrate?

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

 

 

The fucking beers are on me - wanna fucking celebrate?

Wow... congrats, I guess. Is that what one says in these situations? I thought that was done and dusted ages ago. Nice fuckin' work, mate. Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please?

 

 

No you fucking can't - but you can have a real beer for your fucking education.

[Geoff]

I'm fuckin' FREE!!!!

I fled my cell last night too. Wanna murder someone to fuckin' celebrate?

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

 

 

The fucking beers are on me - wanna fucking celebrate?

Wow... congrats, I guess. Is that what one says in these situations? I thought that was done and dusted ages ago. Nice fuckin' work, mate. Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please?

 

 

No you fucking can't - but you can have a real beer for your fucking education.

I was going originally going to say:

 

Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please? Jeebus knows I'll need about a dozen before I can stomach one of those English beers you speak of.

 

... but I thought I'd keep it civil. Okay, what the fuck do I care? You're paying, so hit me up with a Speckled Cock or whatever the fuck they're called. Thanks mate.

[Jez]

Your Welcome - As usual, don't fucking knock it 'til you've fucking tried it. We invented beer for fucks sake (well ok, the Egyptians did originally, but we invented the REAL stuff), not the bastardised version you drink, so show a bit of fucking respect boy!

[Widda]

I'm fuckin' FREE!!!!

I fled my cell last night too. Wanna murder someone to fuckin' celebrate?

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

 

 

The fucking beers are on me - wanna fucking celebrate?

Wow... congrats, I guess. Is that what one says in these situations? I thought that was done and dusted ages ago. Nice fuckin' work, mate. Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please?

 

 

No you fucking can't - but you can have a real beer for your fucking education.

I was going originally going to say:

 

Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please? Jeebus knows I'll need about a dozen before I can stomach one of those English beers you speak of.

 

... but I thought I'd keep it civil. Okay, what the fuck do I care? You're paying, so hit me up with a Speckled Cock or whatever the fuck they're called. Thanks mate.

 

 

 

Speckled Cock

 

 

One speckled Cock for TWR please:)

[Chris]

I'm fuckin' FREE!!!!

I fled my cell last night too. Wanna murder someone to fuckin' celebrate?

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

 

 

The fucking beers are on me - wanna fucking celebrate?

Wow... congrats, I guess. Is that what one says in these situations? I thought that was done and dusted ages ago. Nice fuckin' work, mate. Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please?

 

 

No you fucking can't - but you can have a real beer for your fucking education.

I was going originally going to say:

 

Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please? Jeebus knows I'll need about a dozen before I can stomach one of those English beers you speak of.

 

... but I thought I'd keep it civil. Okay, what the fuck do I care? You're paying, so hit me up with a Speckled Cock or whatever the fuck they're called. Thanks mate.

 

 

 

Speckled Cock

 

 

One speckled Cock for TWR please:)

You fuckin' forget something for your diseased cock?

[Jez]

I'm fuckin' FREE!!!!

I fled my cell last night too. Wanna murder someone to fuckin' celebrate?

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

 

 

The fucking beers are on me - wanna fucking celebrate?

Wow... congrats, I guess. Is that what one says in these situations? I thought that was done and dusted ages ago. Nice fuckin' work, mate. Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please?

 

 

No you fucking can't - but you can have a real beer for your fucking education.

I was going originally going to say:

 

Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please? Jeebus knows I'll need about a dozen before I can stomach one of those English beers you speak of.

 

... but I thought I'd keep it civil. Okay, what the fuck do I care? You're paying, so hit me up with a Speckled Cock or whatever the fuck they're called. Thanks mate.

 

 

 

Speckled Cock

 

 

One speckled Cock for TWR please:)

You fuckin' forget something for your diseased cock?

 

Yeah , all this talk of Speckled Cocks made you fucking forget somethin' important. My usual fucking trick.

[Widda]

I'm fuckin' FREE!!!!

I fled my cell last night too. Wanna murder someone to fuckin' celebrate?

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

 

 

The fucking beers are on me - wanna fucking celebrate?

Wow... congrats, I guess. Is that what one says in these situations? I thought that was done and dusted ages ago. Nice fuckin' work, mate. Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please?

 

 

 

 

 

No you fucking can't - but you can have a real beer for your fucking education.

I was going originally going to say:

 

Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please? Jeebus knows I'll need about a dozen before I can stomach one of those English beers you speak of.

 

... but I thought I'd keep it civil. Okay, what the fuck do I care? You're paying, so hit me up with a Speckled Cock or whatever the fuck they're called. Thanks mate.

 

 

 

Speckled Cock

 

 

One speckled Cock for TWR please:)

You fuckin' forget something for your diseased cock?

 

 

Oh sweet mother of fuck, forgive me, i have fuckin sinned.

 

there, is that better?

[Chris]

I'm fuckin' FREE!!!!

I fled my cell last night too. Wanna murder someone to fuckin' celebrate?

Nah my fuckin' divorce is fuckin' final!!

 

 

The fucking beers are on me - wanna fucking celebrate?

Wow... congrats, I guess. Is that what one says in these situations? I thought that was done and dusted ages ago. Nice fuckin' work, mate. Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please?

 

 

 

 

 

No you fucking can't - but you can have a real beer for your fucking education.

I was going originally going to say:

 

Jez, can I have a Hahn Super Dry, please? Jeebus knows I'll need about a dozen before I can stomach one of those English beers you speak of.

 

... but I thought I'd keep it civil. Okay, what the fuck do I care? You're paying, so hit me up with a Speckled Cock or whatever the fuck they're called. Thanks mate.

 

 

 

Speckled Cock

 

 

One speckled Cock for TWR please:)

You fuckin' forget something for your diseased cock?

 

 

Oh sweet mother of fuck, forgive me, i have fuckin sinned.

 

there, is that better?

That is so much fuckin' better. Now go and enjoy your Diseased Cock.

[Jez]

How About a fucking Freckled Duck instead.

[Geoff]

For a country that all but designed beer and the English fuckin' language you'd think someone over there could at least have had a decent stab at it when naming fuckin' beers!

[Wotty]

It's fuckin'Friday..And why fuckin' not ??

[Jez]

For a country that all but designed beer and the English fuckin' language you'd think someone over there could at least have had a decent stab at it when naming fuckin' beers!

 

What like fucking Fosters, Coopers Premium & fucking Crown Lager.

[Wotty]

For a country that all but designed beer and the English fuckin' language you'd think someone over there could at least have had a decent stab at it when naming fuckin' beers!

 

What like fucking Fosters, Coopers Premium & fucking Crown Lager.

And who can fuckin' forget XXXX..

[Jez]

For a country that all but designed beer and the English fuckin' language you'd think someone over there could at least have had a decent stab at it when naming fuckin' beers!

 

What like fucking Fosters, Coopers Premium & fucking Crown Lager.

And who can fuckin' forget XXXX..

 

And what does XXXX famously fucking stand for - I'll leave you to work that the fuck out!! begins with a 'P' ends in an 'S'.

[Widda]

For a country that all but designed beer and the English fuckin' language you'd think someone over there could at least have had a decent stab at it when naming fuckin' beers!

 

What like fucking Fosters, Coopers Premium & fucking Crown Lager.

And who can fuckin' forget XXXX..

 

And what does XXXX famously fucking stand for - I'll leave you to work that the fuck out!! begins with a 'P' ends in an 'S'.

 

 

I am fuckin SHOCKED.

[Fat Freddy]

For a country that all but designed beer and the English fuckin' language you'd think someone over there could at least have had a decent stab at it when naming fuckin' beers!

 

What like fucking Fosters, Coopers Premium & fucking Crown Lager.

And who can fuckin' forget XXXX..

 

And what does XXXX famously fucking stand for - I'll leave you to work that the fuck out!! begins with a 'P' ends in an 'S'.

 

 

I am fuckin SHOCKED.

 

Oh yea, like it's fuckin possible to fuckin shock a woman who has 75 percent of her total posts in this fuckin' thread.

[Jez]

For a country that all but designed beer and the English fuckin' language you'd think someone over there could at least have had a decent stab at it when naming fuckin' beers!

 

What like fucking Fosters, Coopers Premium & fucking Crown Lager.

And who can fuckin' forget XXXX..

 

And what does XXXX famously fucking stand for - I'll leave you to work that the fuck out!! begins with a 'P' ends in an 'S'.

 

 

I am fuckin SHOCKED.

 

Oh yea, like it's fuckin possible to fuckin shock a woman who has 75 percent of her total posts in this fuckin' thread.

 

[Wotty]

It's fuckin' freezing here....

[Widda]

For a country that all but designed beer and the English fuckin' language you'd think someone over there could at least have had a decent stab at it when naming fuckin' beers!

 

What like fucking Fosters, Coopers Premium & fucking Crown Lager.

And who can fuckin' forget XXXX..

 

And what does XXXX famously fucking stand for - I'll leave you to work that the fuck out!! begins with a 'P' ends in an 'S'.

 

 

I am fuckin SHOCKED.

 

Oh yea, like it's fuckin possible to fuckin shock a woman who has 75 percent of her total posts in this fuckin' thread.

 

 

 

ouch. that fuckin hurts.

[Blue Charvel]

For a country that all but designed beer and the English fuckin' language you'd think someone over there could at least have had a decent stab at it when naming fuckin' beers!

 

What like fucking Fosters, Coopers Premium & fucking Crown Lager.

And who can fuckin' forget XXXX..

 

And what does XXXX famously fucking stand for - I'll leave you to work that the fuck out!! begins with a 'P' ends in an 'S'.

 

 

I am fuckin SHOCKED.

 

Oh yea, like it's fuckin possible to fuckin shock a woman who has 75 percent of her total posts in this fuckin' thread.

 

 

 

ouch. that fuckin hurts.

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