Jump to content

The F*%K Thread


raildog

Recommended Posts

Second hand CD stores seem to be fucked up these days. I used to go into those fuckers and stock up like a fucker in fuck-bar. Now, even though I don't have the money anymore, I never even fucking see anything on the odd fucked up occasion I do venture into one of the fuckin' places.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Second hand CD stores seem to be fucked up these days. I used to go into those fuckers and stock up like a fucker in fuck-bar. Now, even though I don't have the money anymore, I never even fucking see anything on the odd fucked up occasion I do venture into one of the fuckin' places.

That was one fucked up rant!! :doh:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, I survived the fucking all-day Christmas shopping marathon, but just fuckin' barely. The wife and I were in and out of so many fucking stores today that I lost count, and after a while my fuckin' feet hurt so much I'm not fuckin' sure who was whining more, me or my son. At least 90% of the fuckin' shopping is done, and since we stopped for dinner at a fuckin' Applebee's before heading the fuck home, I was able to have a much needed fuckin' beer. Once we got home and got the kid to bed, so we've been fuckin' wrapping his gifts while we've got the opportunity... and you know what? I fuckin' hate wrapping presents almost as fuckin' much as I fuckin' hate shopping for 'em!!!

 

Still, when all is said and fuckin' done, I still enjoy the fuckin' holidays!! Go figure.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Goooooood fuckin' morning everybody!!

 

The day was goin' fuckin' fine till I went to spin the C.O.C. disc I got in the fuckin' mail the other day from Lala.com for the first time and the fucker's got a fuckin' massive skip about four seconds into track #3!! Fuck that fuckin' shit!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Goooooood fuckin' morning everybody!!

 

The day was goin' fuckin' fine till I went to spin the C.O.C. disc I got in the fuckin' mail the other day from Lala.com for the first time and the fucker's got a fuckin' massive skip about four seconds into track #3!! Fuck that fuckin' shit!

 

Sounds like they fucked you and didn't even give you the courtesy of a reach around...fuckers!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Goooooood fuckin' morning everybody!!

 

The day was goin' fuckin' fine till I went to spin the C.O.C. disc I got in the fuckin' mail the other day from Lala.com for the first time and the fucker's got a fuckin' massive skip about four seconds into track #3!! Fuck that fuckin' shit!

 

Sounds like they fucked you and didn't even give you the courtesy of a reach around...fuckers!!!

 

Fuckin' A right brother... already sent an e-mail about the fucker to Lala.com and they better cough up a fuckin' replacement!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Goooooood fuckin' morning everybody!!

 

The day was goin' fuckin' fine till I went to spin the C.O.C. disc I got in the fuckin' mail the other day from Lala.com for the first time and the fucker's got a fuckin' massive skip about four seconds into track #3!! Fuck that fuckin' shit!

 

Sounds like they fucked you and didn't even give you the courtesy of a reach around...fuckers!!!

 

:blink: I don't even wanna fuckin' know......... :rofl2:

 

 

 

GOOD FUCKIN' MORNIN' Y'ALL!!!! :bananamac:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well,today I got fuckin' up,had fuckin' brekkie,had a crafty fuckin' fag,had a fuckin' dump,went to fuckin' physio,Diane fuckin' brought me some fuckin' supplies,had fuckin' lunch,had another crafty fuckin' fag,got on the fuckin' p.c,now I'm thinking of going to have a little fuckin' cry,wait for fuckin' tea and go to fuckin' bed again.NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FUCKIN' ANARCHY !!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fuckin' A, I work with a bunch of fuckin' morons. If one particular fuckin' moron bugs me one more fuckin' time this morning I swear I'm gonna fuckin' tell her to go fuckin' play in fuckin traffic!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

FUUUUUCK PIGEONS !

250pxpigeonbisetblancbf6.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

FUUUUUCK PIGEONS !

250pxpigeonbisetblancbf6.jpg

 

Furkin' Right on brother!! FUCK pigeons! They're fuckin' rats with wings! Fuck those disease spreading little fuckers!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Furkin' Right on brother!! FUCK pigeons! They're fuckin' rats with wings! Fuck those disease spreading little fuckers!!

 

Pigeons are a fucking huge threat for humanity !

FUCK EM ALL !

 

LOOOK !!!! It'S A FUCKING PIGEONS INVASION !!!! A NIGHTMARE :gone:

I HATE THEM

pigeonshy8.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

And FUCK armadillos too!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

And FUCK armadillos too!

It's another fucking pigeon ??

 

 

:yikes: fucking ewwwwwww.............Hitchcock fan, Chris?? :lol:

:flamewar:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nah, armadillos are these ugly little fuckers that live in the fucking desert, they have shells and long fuckin' tails. I guess you don't have them in France? I don't have a fuckin' pic handy to show you.

 

Don't ask me why I said "fuck armadillos," by the way, I just felt like saying "fuck" some random animal.

 

"And now a word from the National Apple Foundation:

FUCK PEARS!!" -- George Carlin

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I guess you don't have them in France?

 

Nope, we have fucking pigeons, that's quite enough.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fuckin email is down at work so I'm going to get me ass fucking pounded with emails from my customers later today. NOTHING EVER FUCKING WORKS!!!

 

I'm pretty fucking sure it's part of the fucking pigeon's worldwide fucking conspiracy...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fuckin email is down at work so I'm going to get me ass fucking pounded with emails from my customers later today. NOTHING EVER FUCKING WORKS!!!

 

I'm pretty fucking sure it's part of the fucking pigeon's worldwide fucking conspiracy...

 

:rofl2:

 

No shit...they are fucking rats with wings.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fuckin email is down at work so I'm going to get me ass fucking pounded with emails from my customers later today. NOTHING EVER FUCKING WORKS!!!

 

I'm pretty fucking sure it's part of the fucking pigeon's worldwide fucking conspiracy...

 

:rofl2:

 

No shit...they are fucking rats with wings.

 

:lol: Anyone remember the old George Carlin bit something about "Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat...." ??? What's the rest of it???

 

sorry....just popped in my fuckin' lil pea brain..... :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I believe that Carlin bit would be:

 

"Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat!

69 Assholes tied in a knot!

Hooray, Lizard Shit... FUCK!!!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fuckin email is down at work so I'm going to get me ass fucking pounded with emails from my customers later today. NOTHING EVER FUCKING WORKS!!!

 

Ass fucking pounded by emails. You kids, and your new games.

 

Yesterday he said he'd been to two hangings and a goat fucking too. I wish my life were that fuckin' interesting. :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fuckin email is down at work so I'm going to get me ass fucking pounded with emails from my customers later today. NOTHING EVER FUCKING WORKS!!!

 

Ass fucking pounded by emails. You kids, and your new games.

 

Yesterday he said he'd been to two hangings and a goat fucking too. I wish my life were that fuckin' interesting. :lol:

 

Goat fuckings ain't what they used to be Keef.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.