The F*%K Thread

[Swazi]

Oh thank fuck it's Friday.....the end of the week, my son's birthday, the sun is fucking shinning and I fucking finish work early today!!

 

FUCK YEAH

 

RIGHT you fuckin' are !!!!

 

[Fat Freddy]

Fuck...what did I say yesterday? We're going camping this weekend, and nearly every fucking time we go to this particular fucking campground, it fucking rains. So I get outta bed this morning to start getting things ready to leave, and guess what the fuck it's doing? Yup, fucking raining. So I sez "Fuck this, I ain't packing the fucking trailer in this crap," and came the fuck inside to drink some coffee.

[Rockposer]

Don't fucking blame you for that dude.

[JLPRocks]

Fuckin 'ayyy...I'm batchin' it 5 days while the wife visits her sister in fuckin' Seattle....

 

What the fuck will I do with myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muuwhwhwhahahahahahaha

[TYG]

WELL FUCK ...... THAT WEEKEND DIDNT LAST LONG .... SHEEESHHH

[Li§a]

It sure as fuck didn't last long! So I'm taking this fuckin Friday off

[Malebolgia]

It feels fucking great to be back. I missed the fuck out of all of you!!!!

[Geoff]

Wow fuckers, have I been fucking busy!!! I've been neglecting this site and drowning in motherfuckin' workload beyond my wildest nightmares. We still haven't got a fucking replacement for the girl who "left" and doing 2 jobs is fuckin' runnin' me into the fuckin' ground. Had a good fucking weekend, though... the one just past. Not much the fuck else going on.

[Fat Freddy]

Fuckin'A fuckers, had a good fuckin' day today... took my son to the public fuckin' pool a few towns away, we were invited by some friends... so the kids got to splash the fuck around in the kiddy pool and I got to check out the fuckin' MILFs!

[Geoff]

MILF... what an awesome fuckin' term. There is a porn series (which I've never seen, of course!) call 'MILF Hunter'... man are there some fuckin' lookers in those vids... from what I fuckin' hear, of course.

[Faust]

Damn, it's fucking hot here, and I have to work 3 more fucking hours... I hate this fuckin hot weather !!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG !!!! FUUUUUCK !

Actually, the only fucking good thing at my work it's the girls : damn I think i'm going fucking crazy, they are all fucking short dressed !!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ! Can't stop watching their so lovely and well balanced fucking butt, as a fucking perverse !

"Hey Christophe, do you want water" hihihihihi (it's the way that all the girls are laughting)

"Hey Christophe, it's very hot today" hihihihihihii

"Christophe could you help me to finish this work ?" hhihihihihihi

 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG !!! FUUUUUCKIN FUCK !

[Fat Freddy]

Fuckin' A Faust, sounds like you need a cold fuckin' beer my man!

 

As for the hot, short dressed fuckin' girls asking you if you want fuckin' water, tell'em to throw that fuckin' water over themselves and have a fuckin' wet T-shirt contest!

[Faust]

Fuckin' A Faust, sounds like you need a cold fuckin' beer my man!

 

As for the hot, short dressed fuckin' girls asking you if you want fuckin' water, tell'em to throw that fuckin' water over themselves and have a fuckin' wet T-shirt contest!

 

Yeah mate, that's a GREEEAAAAATT fucking idea : a wet fuckin T-shirt contest ! I have to propose it right now !

[Bubbasmama]

Sounds like the fuckin' cold water needs to go down Faust's pants....

[Fat Freddy]

Yeah mate, that's a GREEEAAAAATT fucking idea : a wet fuckin T-shirt contest ! I have to propose it right now !

 

If they fuckin' slap the hell out of you, don't tell'em you got the fuckin' idea from me, OK? I don't want'em to come lookin' for me to beat me the fuck up.

[Faust]

Sounds like the fuckin' cold water needs to go down Faust's pants....

 

Please Bubbasmama, stop to fuckin teasing me i'm so fuckin hot !

 

 

If they fuckin' slap the hell out of you, don't tell'em you got the fuckin' idea from me, OK? I don't want'em to come lookin' for me to beat me the fuck up.

 

Too late mate ! run, run !

[Fat Freddy]

Oh, FUCK... a bunch of angry looking French chicks in wet t-shirts are at the fuckin' front door looking for me right fuckin' now... (hides under desk)

[Faust]

Oh, FUCK... a bunch of angry looking French chicks in wet t-shirts are at the fuckin' front door looking for me right fuckin' now... (hides under desk)

 

Poor guy, hell is at your fucking door !

 

(hihihihihihihi... can you hear their screams ?....hihihihihihii !)

[headbanger4life]

For those of you that are having one of those fucking days........take one of these.

 

[Faust]

For those of you that are having one of those fucking days........take one of these.

 

 

Gimme a fucking thousand !

[Rockposer]

It truly is fucking hot, if it wasn't for the newly installed aircon in my office I'd be fucking melting by now!!

[Swazi]

For those of you that are having one of those fucking days........take one of these.

 

 

Where the fuck do you fuckin' buy them ??

 

[Geoff]

Oh, FUCK... a bunch of angry looking French chicks in wet t-shirts are at the fuckin' front door looking for me right fuckin' now... (hides under desk)

 

What the fuck are you hiding for mate? Send them over to my crib and we'll fuckin' sort this mess out.

[Fat Freddy]

Oh, FUCK... a bunch of angry looking French chicks in wet t-shirts are at the fuckin' front door looking for me right fuckin' now... (hides under desk)

 

What the fuck are you hiding for mate? Send them over to my crib and we'll fuckin' sort this mess out.

 

It's all fuckin' good Mate; The Frenchwomen and I had a nice fuckin' chat (even though they didn't speak fuckin' English and I didn't speak fuckin' French). They were pretty fuckin' pissed off at Faust at first, but then I told them they'd be much more fuckin' comfortable without those wet fuckin' t-shirts, so they took them off and then we all went down to the sports bar for a couple of fuckin' beers. The fuckin' sports bar was so fuckin' thrilled they are changing the name of the fuckin' place to THE NORK ZONE. Yea, in my fuckin' dreams.

[Geoff]

Sounds fuckin' good to me. Just send me the video footage and we'll all be fuckin' grinning... in dreams or not.