The Uninteresting Thread

[Geoff]

So many times I book a holiday and it looks nicely priced, and slowly, bit by bit, things get added and the price just climbs. Like an erection.

Gotta love those 2inch holidays

You'll have two inches of face to breath through once I'm finished messing you up with my closed fists.

I might be wrong but that sounded kinda like a threat...

 

 

Hands up who's scared!

You better be. Once I'm done with Matty-Boo my fists and I will be hungry for more.

[Wotty]

So many times I book a holiday and it looks nicely priced, and slowly, bit by bit, things get added and the price just climbs. Like an erection.

Gotta love those 2inch holidays

You'll have two inches of face to breath through once I'm finished messing you up with my closed fists.

I might be wrong but that sounded kinda like a threat...

 

 

Hands up who's scared!

You better be. Once I'm done with Matty-Boo my fists and I will be hungry for more.

[Jez]

So many times I book a holiday and it looks nicely priced, and slowly, bit by bit, things get added and the price just climbs. Like an erection.

Gotta love those 2inch holidays

You'll have two inches of face to breath through once I'm finished messing you up with my closed fists.

I might be wrong but that sounded kinda like a threat...

 

 

Hands up who's scared!

You better be. Once I'm done with Matty-Boo my fists and I will be hungry for more.

 

Hands up who pissed their pants?

[Wotty]

I'm waiting for "Countdown"

[Nick C]

I'm waiting for "Countdown"

 

5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 BLAST OFF!!

 

There ya go mate...sorry for the delay.

[Wotty]

I'm waiting for "Countdown"

 

5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 BLAST OFF!!

 

There ya go mate...sorry for the delay.

You've only got EIGHT letters in blast off......I NEED NINE !

[Geoff]

It's Wednesday but I feel like this week's gone on for 18 weeks.

[Chris]

It's Wednesday but I feel like this week's gone on for 18 weeks.

I figured you threatening Matty-Boo would have put a smile on your face for the rest of this week....

[Geoff]

It's Wednesday but I feel like this week's gone on for 18 weeks.

I figured you threatening Matty-Boo would have put a smile on your face for the rest of this week....

Nah, that's just a normal week for me. It makes me smile, but only for as long as the threat lasts. Afterwards is hollow.

[phaffas]

It's Wednesday but I feel like this week's gone on for 18 weeks.

I figured you threatening Matty-Boo would have put a smile on your face for the rest of this week....

Nah, that's just a normal week for me. It makes me smile, but only for as long as the threat lasts. Afterwards is hollow.

.. then he comes crawling back to daddy..

[Wotty]

I saw "Magazine" on Later With Jools Holland last night..

 

AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chris]

I don't know what's more un-interesting....Wotty talking about Jools Holland or Matt and Geoff bitch slapping each other...

[Nick C]

Bingo is a game for old women, puffs and social outcasts......oh yeah and twats!

 

 

 

(Why...because I nearly mowed down 30+ of the numerically challenged nob jockeys/old fucks when they piled out of a casino and decided to cross the road without looking....i was nearly blinded by blue rinses!)

[Jez]

Bingo is a game for old women, puffs and social outcasts......oh yeah and twats!

 

 

 

(Why...because I nearly mowed down 30+ of the numerically challenged nob jockeys/old fucks when they piled out of a casino and decided to cross the road without looking....i was nearly blinded by blue rinses!)

 

 

 

There's a game for Geoff , SamboraRocks86 (MP) and the Wotster to start playing then!!

[Geoff]

Bingo is a game for old women, puffs and social outcasts......oh yeah and twats!

 

 

 

(Why...because I nearly mowed down 30+ of the numerically challenged nob jockeys/old fucks when they piled out of a casino and decided to cross the road without looking....i was nearly blinded by blue rinses!)

 

 

 

There's a game for Geoff , SamboraRocks86 (MP) and the Wotster to start playing then!!

Which means we're either an old women, a puff, a social outcasts or a twat.

 

I have no idea what a puff is, but Sambora's into politics so I guess we can guess what he counts as. Although I consider this unkind, I assume you're calling Ian an old woman? Very unsportsmanlike. Which leaves me to be the social outcast... outcast because of my rugged handsomeness and inability to tolerate horrible music. I may be a rebel, but gliding my hand through my slick, heavily moosed hair, this feels right to me.

[Jez]

Bingo is a game for old women, puffs and social outcasts......oh yeah and twats!

 

 

 

(Why...because I nearly mowed down 30+ of the numerically challenged nob jockeys/old fucks when they piled out of a casino and decided to cross the road without looking....i was nearly blinded by blue rinses!)

 

 

 

There's a game for Geoff , SamboraRocks86 (MP) and the Wotster to start playing then!!

Which means we're either an old women, a puff, a social outcasts or a twat.

 

I have no idea what a puff is, but Sambora's into politics so I guess we can guess what he counts as. Although I consider this unkind, I assume you're calling Ian an old woman? Very unsportsmanlike. Which leaves me to be the social outcast... outcast because of my rugged handsomeness and inability to tolerate horrible music. I may be a rebel, but gliding my hand through my slick, heavily moosed hair, this feels right to me.

 

A puff is a big 'Sheila' mate

[Geoff]

Bingo is a game for old women, puffs and social outcasts......oh yeah and twats!

 

 

 

(Why...because I nearly mowed down 30+ of the numerically challenged nob jockeys/old fucks when they piled out of a casino and decided to cross the road without looking....i was nearly blinded by blue rinses!)

 

 

 

There's a game for Geoff , SamboraRocks86 (MP) and the Wotster to start playing then!!

Which means we're either an old women, a puff, a social outcasts or a twat.

 

I have no idea what a puff is, but Sambora's into politics so I guess we can guess what he counts as. Although I consider this unkind, I assume you're calling Ian an old woman? Very unsportsmanlike. Which leaves me to be the social outcast... outcast because of my rugged handsomeness and inability to tolerate horrible music. I may be a rebel, but gliding my hand through my slick, heavily moosed hair, this feels right to me.

 

A puff is a big 'Sheila' mate

Well my branch-sized schlong tells me that's not me, so it's official, I'm the social outcast.

[Jez]

Bingo is a game for old women, puffs and social outcasts......oh yeah and twats!

 

 

 

(Why...because I nearly mowed down 30+ of the numerically challenged nob jockeys/old fucks when they piled out of a casino and decided to cross the road without looking....i was nearly blinded by blue rinses!)

 

 

 

There's a game for Geoff , SamboraRocks86 (MP) and the Wotster to start playing then!!

Which means we're either an old women, a puff, a social outcasts or a twat.

 

I have no idea what a puff is, but Sambora's into politics so I guess we can guess what he counts as. Although I consider this unkind, I assume you're calling Ian an old woman? Very unsportsmanlike. Which leaves me to be the social outcast... outcast because of my rugged handsomeness and inability to tolerate horrible music. I may be a rebel, but gliding my hand through my slick, heavily moosed hair, this feels right to me.

 

A puff is a big 'Sheila' mate

Well my branch-sized schlong tells me that's not me, so it's official, I'm the social outcast.

 

I think you mean a twig brother!

 

A puff is a poofter mate! aka a big Sheila

[Chris]

Bingo is a game for old women, puffs and social outcasts......oh yeah and twats!

 

 

 

(Why...because I nearly mowed down 30+ of the numerically challenged nob jockeys/old fucks when they piled out of a casino and decided to cross the road without looking....i was nearly blinded by blue rinses!)

 

 

 

There's a game for Geoff , SamboraRocks86 (MP) and the Wotster to start playing then!!

Which means we're either an old women, a puff, a social outcasts or a twat.

 

I have no idea what a puff is, but Sambora's into politics so I guess we can guess what he counts as. Although I consider this unkind, I assume you're calling Ian an old woman? Very unsportsmanlike. Which leaves me to be the social outcast... outcast because of my rugged handsomeness and inability to tolerate horrible music. I may be a rebel, but gliding my hand through my slick, heavily moosed hair, this feels right to me.

 

A puff is a big 'Sheila' mate

Well my branch-sized schlong tells me that's not me, so it's official, I'm the social outcast.

 

I think you mean a twig brother!

 

A puff is a poofter mate! aka a big Sheila

Kinda like a quiff? I'd say fag but you would think cigarette...

[Geoff]

Bingo is a game for old women, puffs and social outcasts......oh yeah and twats!

 

 

 

(Why...because I nearly mowed down 30+ of the numerically challenged nob jockeys/old fucks when they piled out of a casino and decided to cross the road without looking....i was nearly blinded by blue rinses!)

 

 

 

There's a game for Geoff , SamboraRocks86 (MP) and the Wotster to start playing then!!

Which means we're either an old women, a puff, a social outcasts or a twat.

 

I have no idea what a puff is, but Sambora's into politics so I guess we can guess what he counts as. Although I consider this unkind, I assume you're calling Ian an old woman? Very unsportsmanlike. Which leaves me to be the social outcast... outcast because of my rugged handsomeness and inability to tolerate horrible music. I may be a rebel, but gliding my hand through my slick, heavily moosed hair, this feels right to me.

 

A puff is a big 'Sheila' mate

Well my branch-sized schlong tells me that's not me, so it's official, I'm the social outcast.

 

I think you mean a twig brother!

 

A puff is a poofter mate! aka a big Sheila

Kinda like a quiff? I'd say fag but you would think cigarette...

I feared that not specifying the size of the branch would get me into trouble.

 

Ah, I see now. In Aussie outback roughnut slang a sheila is a lady.

 

A poofter, hey? Okay, so I guess I can be a puffy social outcast. I can dig that.

[Wotty]

Bingo is a game for old women, puffs and social outcasts......oh yeah and twats!

 

 

 

(Why...because I nearly mowed down 30+ of the numerically challenged nob jockeys/old fucks when they piled out of a casino and decided to cross the road without looking....i was nearly blinded by blue rinses!)

 

 

 

There's a game for Geoff , SamboraRocks86 (MP) and the Wotster to start playing then!!

Which means we're either an old women, a puff, a social outcasts or a twat.

 

I have no idea what a puff is, but Sambora's into politics so I guess we can guess what he counts as. Although I consider this unkind, I assume you're calling Ian an old woman? Very unsportsmanlike. Which leaves me to be the social outcast... outcast because of my rugged handsomeness and inability to tolerate horrible music. I may be a rebel, but gliding my hand through my slick, heavily moosed hair, this feels right to me.

 

A puff is a big 'Sheila' mate

Well my branch-sized schlong tells me that's not me, so it's official, I'm the social outcast.

 

I think you mean a twig brother!

 

A puff is a poofter mate! aka a big Sheila

Kinda like a quiff? I'd say fag but you would think cigarette...

I feared that not specifying the size of the branch would get me into trouble.

 

Ah, I see now. In Aussie outback roughnut slang a sheila is a lady.

 

A poofter, hey? Okay, so I guess I can be a puffy social outcast. I can dig that.

Bingo rocks !!!!

[Geoff]

Can't help noticing the day's not done yet. Man, cannot wait till this afternoon. Nothing at all on, but beer and rock n'roll. Just how I like it. I might even get nude too, to make it three awesome things.

[Wotty]

"Car Booty" is on the "home" tv channel !!!!

[Dave]

I really like beer

[Jez]

I really like beer

 

So do I! Awesome.