The Uninteresting Thread

[Geoff]

I need to find a new car. Soon. Asap, someone in the navy might say.

 

How about this one?

Yeah, I inspected that one this morning. Everything seems okay, just want to get the exhaust checked before I lay the cash down.

Custom paint?

Improved airflow with the lack of a front grill should really boost the HP, be careful with that rocket buddy!

I'm more worried about how my wife's going to react to the ladies helplessly flailing themselves over me because of my hottt new wheels when I pull into the local McDonalds drive-thru.

[Chris]

I need to find a new car. Soon. Asap, someone in the navy might say.

 

How about this one?

Yeah, I inspected that one this morning. Everything seems okay, just want to get the exhaust checked before I lay the cash down.

Custom paint?

Improved airflow with the lack of a front grill should really boost the HP, be careful with that rocket buddy!

I'm more worried about how my wife's going to react to the ladies helplessly flailing themselves over me because of my hottt new wheels when I pull into the local McDonalds drive-thru.

You'll be lucky if they don't flail themselves AT you.

[Geoff]

I need to find a new car. Soon. Asap, someone in the navy might say.

 

How about this one?

Yeah, I inspected that one this morning. Everything seems okay, just want to get the exhaust checked before I lay the cash down.

Custom paint?

Improved airflow with the lack of a front grill should really boost the HP, be careful with that rocket buddy!

I'm more worried about how my wife's going to react to the ladies helplessly flailing themselves over me because of my hottt new wheels when I pull into the local McDonalds drive-thru.

You'll be lucky if they don't flail themselves AT you.

Oh, they will. That, I am sure of.

[Wotty]

I've just read the boys football mag....Crazy but true.

[Nick C]

Didn't read a football mag today.

[Chris]

Didn't read a football mag today.

Me either.

[heaven&hell]

I just got home from work now I need to find something to eat.

[Geoff]

My bladder feels pretty full. I feel that urination will take place soon.

[Blue Charvel]

I urinated earlier myself. It was pretty cool.

[Geoff]

I urinated earlier myself. It was pretty cool.

I'm still holding mine in. I'm pretty sure that by doing this it'll be even cooler when I do eventually let it flow.

[Blue Charvel]

I urinated earlier myself. It was pretty cool.

I'm still holding mine in. I'm pretty sure that by doing this it'll be even cooler when I do eventually let it flow.

I went again, I really enjoy it.

[Li§a]

I urinated myself earlier. It was pretty cool.

 

You peed on yourself?

[Blue Charvel]

I urinated myself earlier. It was pretty cool.

 

You peed on yourself?

 

I run pretty hot like a jet engine, I'm liquid cooled.

[Chris]

I urinated myself earlier. It was pretty cool.

 

You peed on yourself?

 

I run pretty hot like a jet engine, I'm liquid cooled.

How about Cliff?

[Jez]

I urinated myself earlier. It was pretty cool.

 

You peed on yourself?

 

I run pretty hot like a jet engine, I'm liquid cooled.

How about Cliff?

 

Sir Cliff to you !!!

[Chris]

I urinated myself earlier. It was pretty cool.

 

You peed on yourself?

 

I run pretty hot like a jet engine, I'm liquid cooled.

How about Cliff?

 

Sir Cliff to you !!!

OK sorry. How about Sir Cliff To You?

[Jez]

I urinated myself earlier. It was pretty cool.

 

You peed on yourself?

 

I run pretty hot like a jet engine, I'm liquid cooled.

How about Cliff?

 

Sir Cliff to you !!!

OK sorry. How about Sir Cliff To You?

 

 

No need for the'Sir' with me as we are good buddies!!!!

[Chris]

I urinated myself earlier. It was pretty cool.

 

You peed on yourself?

 

I run pretty hot like a jet engine, I'm liquid cooled.

How about Cliff?

 

Sir Cliff to you !!!

OK sorry. How about Sir Cliff To You?

 

 

No need for the'Sir' with me as we are good buddies!!!!

Ummm ok. So then just Cliff To You is OK?

[Geoff]

Cliff...

Steep, waiting for me to fall

What's over that cliff, I've not the gall

To look, over it's edge - what lies beneath

What if it's a knife and out of it's sheath

Oh, Keith, will you check for me

Not online, well, it's up to me

To see, with glee, I look over it's sharpened edge:

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..."PEEK-A-BOO! It's me, guys. Cliff Richard!!! Yay!"

 

[Wotty]

I wish I had a Cliff fixation.

[Blue Charvel]

I wish I had a Cliff fixation.

All the cool kids do.

[Wotty]

I wish I had a Cliff fixation.

All the cool kids do.

If only I knew..

[Guest Cliff Richard]

I wish I had a Cliff fixation.

All the cool kids do.

If only I knew..

Don't worry friend, you'll always be one of the cool kids in my eyes.

[Wotty]

I wish I had a Cliff fixation.

All the cool kids do.

If only I knew..

Don't worry friend, you'll always be one of the cool kids in my eyes.

Thank you Pe..err I mean Sir Cliff..

[Chris]

I wish I had a Cliff fixation.

All the cool kids do.

If only I knew..

Don't worry friend, you'll always be one of the cool kids in my eyes.

Thank you Pe..err I mean Sir Cliff..

It's so funny how you don't talk anymore...