The Uninteresting Thread

[raildog]

I really like Geoff's new pic,

 

And I have some new shoelaces.

[JustJason]

I spent my entire lunch on the phone.

[heaven&hell]

I just ate a hamburger and french fries for lunch.

[Blue Charvel]

I spent my entire lunch on the phone.

 

Yeah, sorry I couldn't talk you through your overactive bladder problem, you're just going to have to see a doctor.

 

btw I had a hamburger for lunch too, but I supplemented with a salad as opposed to fries.... I'm so health conscious or something...

[heaven&hell]

I spent my entire lunch on the phone.

 

Yeah, sorry I couldn't talk you through your overactive bladder problem, you're just going to have to see a doctor.

 

btw I had a hamburger for lunch too, but I supplemented with a salad as opposed to fries.... I'm so health conscious or something...

 

 

You have to stay in shape to direct Midget Porn, you wouldn't want to kneel down and pull a muscle.

[Geoff]

I've been turning the light on in the office all week because I've been the first to arrive in my department (only 3 of us here this week). I feel kind of special, but also like a loser.

[heaven&hell]

I've been turning the light on in the office all week because I've been the first to arrive in my department (only 3 of us here this week). I feel kind of special, but also like a loser.

 

 

 

Your not a loser Geoff your a Winner with a capital 'W'.

[Geoff]

A Wanker? Okay, guess I can deal with that. No use denying it. Thanks Wes.

[Nick C]

Speaking of which I'm still waiting for my "clutch" to be fixed!

[heaven&hell]

I'm drinking a glass of Wine while I sit and ponder what Jez and Cliff are up to.

[Nick C]

I'm thinking of Wes drinking a glass of wine while he ponders what Jez and Cliff are up to.

[Geoff]

I'm thinking about Nick thinking of Wes thinking about Cliff and Jez, and I'm also thinking about how sexy Donna and Jackie from 'That 70's Show' are... and Fez. He's a cutie too.

[heaven&hell]

I'm looking at Geoff's avatar wondering if I've seen her before.

[Geoff]

I'm looking at Geoff's avatar wondering if I've seen her before.

 

That depends... were you looking through my bedroom window last night with binoculars?

[Nick C]

I'm looking at Geoff's avatar wondering if I've seen her before.

 

That depends... were you looking through my bedroom window last night with binoculars?

 

Actually Wes uses my spy satellite Nickstar1 .... woooohooo the things we've seen, I couldn't repeat them on a family forum like this. The less people know about your strange habits and...dare I say it...perversions the better.

[Geoff]

I try to uphold what I lay out on the tablecloth for myself.

 

I just got a haircut. I know this is the wrong forum to speak of massive amounts of hair being cut off because my effort was probably dismal in regards to many others here... but I hadn't had my hair cut since August last year. It was looking pretty awesome, I have to admit. But a haircut was due, the wife was on my case so it went. I still look awesome, but in a homosexual way.

 

I also bought twelve 8x10 photo frames, and two 20x16. If I got home and found out they were the wrong size my body will turn up face down in a river tomorrow morning.

[Geoff]

On the board it says that Nick C was the last poster in this thread but when I open it up my post is the last one. I am in awe of the hold technology has on my sense of interest.

[Nick C]

I hope the photo frames work out! I notice you have had past problems with these kind of things.

[Geoff]

Yeah, I won't be letting my elbows anywhere near these frames.

 

In regards to that one I broke before Christmas... I went to look for a new one of those on Tuesday when I returned to work and there were none left!!! Before Chistmas there was literally a pile as high as my person, and now they're all gone. And I haven't seen any other frames around that hold ten 6x4 photos so I'm pretty much f*cked. Not sure how to go about this one, but severely pissed off at them all being sold out... or disposed of. Whatever the hell happened there...

[Nick C]

What I would do...and correct me if you think this a little extreme is....firebomb the shop (preferably whilst rubbing your hands together and cackling in an unhinged way). Make sure you wear shades though so you won't be recognised. Also just before comitting the dirty deed draw the attention away from yourself by pointing up into the sky, waving and screaming, when everyone looks then throw the device of destruction and flames.

 

When the store gets rebuilt and the new stock comes in then buy another frame. Easy.

[Geoff]

Brilliant doesn't begin to describe what I think of that plan, Nick. And thanks doesn't even begin to cover my gratitude for the suggestion. The only problem is, is that I think they've stopped stocking these particular frames altogether and when I bomb the place, I don't think they'll get them back again. But there's only one way to find out. See y'all on the news.

[Nick C]

How will we know it's you on the news if you have the shades on...think man ...think!

[eaglesfan3000]

Sssoooo...welllll...how about them Yankees?

[Geoff]

How will we know it's you on the news if you have the shades on...think man ...think!

 

I'll be the guy with my face held down to the pavement with handcuffs on my wrists... plus I'll be strikingly handsome, even in my hour of defeat.

 

Sssoooo...welllll...how about them Yankees?

 

They're those American guys, right?

[heaven&hell]

I'm wondering if JustJason is listening to Tom Jones right now.