Metal Jay Still At It.

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!!!

 

Aches and pains be gone.

 

mush

 

 

 

 

Good morning gang.

 

Tired, I am tired.

 

flarp

[Fat Freddy]

Good Morning to Tha Gangsta Krew:

 

Burning the witches!!

 

Snap

[Geoff]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham, Jason, Keef, Wesington, Nick, Chad, Pete and all the maggots in the corpse,

 

Sunshine is like a holiday in a microwave or oven.

 

Tan

[heaven&hell]

Good Evening to anyone that BELIEVES that I could make more than a few bucks by whoring myself out.

 

I'm standing on the corner right now.

 

John.

[Geoff]

*starts car, drives to corner with a wallet full of love*

[Chris]

Good evening maggots.

 

I wish destruction on anyone who hates Velvet Revolver.

 

Brittingham's Condoms.

[Geoff]

Destruction has been wished upon me. I knew this day would come. I will need my super powers to see me through tonight.

[Fat Freddy]

Good evening maggots.

 

I wish destruction on anyone who hates Velvet Revolver.

 

Brittingham's Condoms.

 

That's funny, because once I wished Velvet Revolver on anyone who hates Destruction. What are the odds?

[heaven&hell]

Good evening maggots.

 

I wish destruction on anyone who hates Velvet Revolver.

 

Brittingham's Condoms.

 

 

I didn't think Brittingham wore Condoms.

Isn't that why he has so many children around here?

[Fat Freddy]

I didn't think Brittingham wore Condoms.

Isn't that why he has so many children around here?

 

There isn't a condom in the world that can hold back Eric Brittingham!!

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!!

 

The parcel is scheduled for delivery today.

 

mush

[Geoff]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham, Jason, Keef, Wesington, Nick, Chad, Pete, Chris and all the pimples on the face,

 

Being mechanical does not make me a robot. Leave my mechanisms alone.

 

I-Robot

[heaven&hell]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham, Jason, Keef, Wesington, Nick, Chad, Pete, Chris and all the pimples on the face,

 

Being mechanical does not make me a robot. Leave my mechanisms alone.

 

I-Robot

 

 

The return of the I-Robot. They are evil and can't be trusted.

[Geoff]

They are an evil embedded in my core. I-Long to be rid of I-Robot.

[Chris]

Good evening hordes of Nork lovers.

 

Velvet Revolver rocks!!

 

Tweedle-Dum.

[Geoff]

As per my post last night, I do not walk. I hover. I am a hero.

[heaven&hell]

I am a hero.

 

 

A Superhero?

 

Do you have a 'G' on your chest?

Do you wear a cape and tights?

[Geoff]

I am a hero.

 

 

A Superhero?

 

Do you have a 'G' on your chest?

Do you wear a cape and tights?

You know it.

 

As a kid, I used to love wearing a cape. It made me feel so secure.

[heaven&hell]

I am a hero.

 

 

A Superhero?

 

Do you have a 'G' on your chest?

Do you wear a cape and tights?

You know it.

 

As a kid, I used to love wearing a cape. It made me feel so secure.

 

 

 

I'm guessing that you still wear that cape around the house.

[Geoff]

I am a hero.

 

 

A Superhero?

 

Do you have a 'G' on your chest?

Do you wear a cape and tights?

You know it.

 

As a kid, I used to love wearing a cape. It made me feel so secure.

 

 

 

I'm guessing that you still wear that cape around the house.

Not so much around the house, although a towel quickly transforms into a cape in times of need.

 

I prefer to do most my cape wearing when I'm outside, saving lives.

[Nick C]

I tend to wear a long dark cape when hanging around graveyards at twilight, it goes with my top hat and handlebar moustache that I twiddle with as I cackle evilly.

[Geoff]

I tend to wear a long dark cape when hanging around graveyards at twilight, it goes with my top hat and handlebar moustache that I twiddle with as I cackle evilly.

I went with that look for a while too. It's a long story, but the whole scene actually resulted in me becoming a vampire, as mentioned in previous threads.

[Nick C]

A vampire....I didn't know you liked cricket.

[Geoff]

I will have to think about that. Right now you have me "stumped". Very tricky, this Nick character... very tricky.

 

Oh!

 

Oh, wait a minute!!! You've swapped umpire for vampire. Oh, I like that, Nick. I like that a lot. You crafty servant of elf.

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!!

 

Coffee and cookies. Does it get any better?

 

mush