Metal Jay Still At It.

[Li§a]

Chocapunchindaface

 

me likes that one

[Geoff]

Chocolateingeoffsmouth is my favourite.

[JustJason]

Metal Jay thinks it's annoying when people refer to themselves in third party.

[heaven&hell]

What about the 2nd party?

[JustJason]

What about the 2nd party?

 

2nd party is cool. That's where all the hot chicks hang out.

[heaven&hell]

What about the 2nd party?

 

2nd party is cool. That's where all the hot chicks hang out.

 

 

That's where I wanna be then.

[Li§a]

you have to know the secret handshake to get into a 2nd party

[heaven&hell]

you have to know the secret handshake to get into a 2nd party

 

 

What if I know the secret password?

[Li§a]

I'm sure you know *a* secret password.... but not *the* secret password.

 

 

We change it every 27.3 seconds.

[heaven&hell]

I'm always getting left out.

[Geoff]

Metal Jay thinks it's annoying when people refer to themselves in third party.

 

 

FYI, Wes... The secret to the secret handshake is that it never involves the hand. Geoff's eyeball was used last time. 27.3 seconds before that Geoff's penis was gripped by a surge of guests upon entry. Geoff hosts the 2nd party most nights, so tell the bouncers you know Geoff and Geoff will see what Geoff can do. Geoff might even try to organise a balloon for you on entrance.

[Nick C]

Metal Jay thinks it's annoying when people refer to themselves in third party.

 

 

FYI, Wes... The secret to the secret handshake is that it never involves the hand. Geoff's eyeball was used last time. 27.3 seconds before that Geoff's penis was gripped by a surge of guests upon entry. Geoff hosts the 2nd party most nights, so tell the bouncers you know Geoff and Geoff will see what Geoff can do. Geoff might even try to organise a balloon for you on entrance.

 

He's a nice bloke that Geoff ... have you ever met him? Nick would like a balloon too he told me!

[heaven&hell]

Metal Jay thinks it's annoying when people refer to themselves in third party.

 

 

FYI, Wes... The secret to the secret handshake is that it never involves the hand. Geoff's eyeball was used last time. 27.3 seconds before that Geoff's penis was gripped by a surge of guests upon entry. Geoff hosts the 2nd party most nights, so tell the bouncers you know Geoff and Geoff will see what Geoff can do. Geoff might even try to organise a balloon for you on entrance.

 

 

I'm going to get a balloon? Yeeeeeeessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Geoff]

Metal Jay thinks it's annoying when people refer to themselves in third party.

 

 

FYI, Wes... The secret to the secret handshake is that it never involves the hand. Geoff's eyeball was used last time. 27.3 seconds before that Geoff's penis was gripped by a surge of guests upon entry. Geoff hosts the 2nd party most nights, so tell the bouncers you know Geoff and Geoff will see what Geoff can do. Geoff might even try to organise a balloon for you on entrance.

 

 

I'm going to get a balloon? Yeeeeeeessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You bet your sweet ass you... uh, oh shit... I... I uh, mean *insert deep, masculine void-of-homosexual-features voice* ... but yeah, you bet ya you'll get a balloon, Nick!!! It'll have a smiley picture of me on it too.

[Blue Charvel]

Metal Jay thinks it's annoying when people refer to themselves in third party.

 

 

FYI, Wes... The secret to the secret handshake is that it never involves the hand. Geoff's eyeball was used last time. 27.3 seconds before that Geoff's penis was gripped by a surge of guests upon entry. Geoff hosts the 2nd party most nights, so tell the bouncers you know Geoff and Geoff will see what Geoff can do. Geoff might even try to organise a balloon for you on entrance.

 

 

I'm going to get a balloon? Yeeeeeeessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You bet your sweet ass you... uh, oh shit... I... I uh, mean *insert deep, masculine void-of-homosexual-features voice* ... but yeah, you bet ya you'll get a balloon, Nick!!! It'll have a smiley picture of me on it too.

 

Can you email me my balloon, I'm really busy tonight.

[heaven&hell]

Metal Jay thinks it's annoying when people refer to themselves in third party.

 

 

FYI, Wes... The secret to the secret handshake is that it never involves the hand. Geoff's eyeball was used last time. 27.3 seconds before that Geoff's penis was gripped by a surge of guests upon entry. Geoff hosts the 2nd party most nights, so tell the bouncers you know Geoff and Geoff will see what Geoff can do. Geoff might even try to organise a balloon for you on entrance.

 

 

I'm going to get a balloon? Yeeeeeeessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You bet your sweet ass you... uh, oh shit... I... I uh, mean *insert deep, masculine void-of-homosexual-features voice* ... but yeah, you bet ya you'll get a balloon, Nick!!! It'll have a smiley picture of me on it too.

 

Can you email me my balloon, I'm really busy tonight.

 

 

I'll take an emailed balloon also as I am very busy tonight to.

[Geoff]

I like to see the smile on people's faces when I deliver balloons. Sorry guys, you'll just have to wait a little longer.

[Blue Charvel]

I like to see the smile on people's faces when I deliver balloons. Sorry guys, you'll just have to wait a little longer.

 

The waaaaaaaiting is the hardest part.

[Li§a]

The waaaaaaaiting is the hardest part.

 

only until Geoff shows up.

 

 

sorry... had to say it before the Geoff did

[JustJason]

Thought balloons are swell.

 

[heaven&hell]

No I will not be your valentine

[JustJason]

No I will not be your valentine

If you cut Metal Jay, does he not bleed?

[heaven&hell]

No I will not be your valentine

If you cut Metal Jay, does he not bleed?

 

 

No you only bleed in the Jay Metal thread. This is the Metal Jay thread.

 

 

Off topic (not that there is a topic)- How are those Chargers gonna be this year?

[Geoff]

No I will not be your valentine

 

That was very harsh. Picture this little guy in a balloon of though, Metal Jay:

 

 

I send him to you.

[JustJason]

No I will not be your valentine

 

That was very harsh. Picture this little guy in a balloon of though, Metal Jay:

 

 

I send him to you.

 

Is anyone sweeter than Geoff? Probably, but he's a pretty nice guy.