Metal Jay Still At It.

[JustJason]

He's hilarious, not too smart  but a great bro= Metal Jay

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woof

[Geoff]

My girl is set on getting a pug. I still don't know what I think of them. Aren't they a little ugly, in a sort of cute way? I don't know... I'm a bit torn. I guess we'll see when she turns up after work one day with one in her arms.

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Jay=Pug

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Frigging awesome personalities dude. I have 3. 2 fawn colored and a black one. Amazingly smart dogs too. Zoey my oldest barks at doorbells. I know that's nothing special, but we have commercial here for Dominoes pizza that has a doorbell in it and she actually barks before the bell rings now. She freakin' recognizes the music in the commercial.

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Her current dog that we mind whenever her parents go on holidays (every 2 months, seriously) is sort of pug-ish. I thought it was a little ugly-ish at first, but I must admit he's really grown on me and I think he's the cutest dog... but yeah, he's hilarious, not too smart but a great dog. Not sure what he is, but he's got a pug-ish sort of face... like me.

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Pugs are actually Toy Mastiffs. You know those big ass dogs?

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Sort of. I think I do know them, do they have rolls of fur? Actually, they're not those ones, hey? I don't know... I can look 'em up on the net I guess - we did that a while ago and I know my lady friend showed me them, but I think I forget. I have the memory of a dog.

[JustJason]

My girl is set on getting a pug. I still don't know what I think of them. Aren't they a little ugly, in a sort of cute way? I don't know... I'm a bit torn. I guess we'll see when she turns up after work one day with one in her arms.

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Jay=Pug

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Frigging awesome personalities dude. I have 3. 2 fawn colored and a black one. Amazingly smart dogs too. Zoey my oldest barks at doorbells. I know that's nothing special, but we have commercial here for Dominoes pizza that has a doorbell in it and she actually barks before the bell rings now. She freakin' recognizes the music in the commercial.

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Her current dog that we mind whenever her parents go on holidays (every 2 months, seriously) is sort of pug-ish. I thought it was a little ugly-ish at first, but I must admit he's really grown on me and I think he's the cutest dog... but yeah, he's hilarious, not too smart but a great dog. Not sure what he is, but he's got a pug-ish sort of face... like me.

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Pugs are actually Toy Mastiffs. You know those big ass dogs?

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Sort of. I think I do know them, do they have rolls of fur? Actually, they're not those ones, hey? I don't know... I can look 'em up on the net I guess - we did that a while ago and I know my lady friend showed me them, but I think I forget. I have the memory of a dog.

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So you bark at doorbells too?

[Geoff]

My girl is set on getting a pug. I still don't know what I think of them. Aren't they a little ugly, in a sort of cute way? I don't know... I'm a bit torn. I guess we'll see when she turns up after work one day with one in her arms.

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Jay=Pug

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Frigging awesome personalities dude. I have 3. 2 fawn colored and a black one. Amazingly smart dogs too. Zoey my oldest barks at doorbells. I know that's nothing special, but we have commercial here for Dominoes pizza that has a doorbell in it and she actually barks before the bell rings now. She freakin' recognizes the music in the commercial.

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Her current dog that we mind whenever her parents go on holidays (every 2 months, seriously) is sort of pug-ish. I thought it was a little ugly-ish at first, but I must admit he's really grown on me and I think he's the cutest dog... but yeah, he's hilarious, not too smart but a great dog. Not sure what he is, but he's got a pug-ish sort of face... like me.

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Pugs are actually Toy Mastiffs. You know those big ass dogs?

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Sort of. I think I do know them, do they have rolls of fur? Actually, they're not those ones, hey? I don't know... I can look 'em up on the net I guess - we did that a while ago and I know my lady friend showed me them, but I think I forget. I have the memory of a dog.

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So you bark at doorbells too?

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Doorbells and people sniffing daffodils (sp?). I just can't seem to help myself. God forbid if someone should pass wind in my company though...

[Geoff]

Spray water at females wearing white t-shirts. The reward (after and during the kick to the balls) will be well worth it. Unless they're wearing a bra. It'll still be cool, but better if they're not wearing a bra.

[Nick C]

What if they have a suit of armour underneath instead of a bra...you never know in these dangerous times!

[Blue Charvel]

In addition, they might be elves in disguise.

[JustJason]

I like cheerleaders. They make me . Most of the time they tell me though. I lie and say I am in a . They still say . I probably offend them by asking them to and . They get their badass boyfriends so I

[Blue Charvel]

  I like cheerleaders. They make me . Most of the time they tell me though. I lie and say I am in a  . They still say  . I probably offend them by asking them to  and  . They get their badass boyfriends so I 

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Dude, that's so like, visual... I almost feel like I was there.

[JustJason]

  I like cheerleaders. They make me . Most of the time they tell me though. I lie and say I am in a  . They still say  . I probably offend them by asking them to  and  . They get their badass boyfriends so I 

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Dude, that's so like, visual... I almost feel like I was there.

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[JustJason]

[Doksdad]

The very large smily above kinda looks like it is spitting teeth....

[Doksdad]

Or pumpkin seeds....

[Doksdad]

Or are they watermelon seeds???? Not the black ones but the lame white ones in the center of the melon. The ones that don't really spit well....

[Doksdad]

Now I am wondering how far a smily of that size could spit a black watermelon seed???? Any guesses??? Do we need a poll???

[Geoff]

Now I am wondering how far a smily of that size could spit a black watermelon seed????  Any guesses???  Do we need a poll???

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My guess would be: pretty far.

 

That smiley is absolutely hilarious. I almost smiled... which is honestly really good considering my mood today.

[Nick C]

WASSAT GEOFF? You mooed today...surely this should be left to those of a bovine nature!??!?!?

[Geoff]

WASSAT GEOFF? You mooed today...surely this should be left to those of a bovine nature!??!?!?

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I like to keep my charity work under wraps so as not to appear like I desire recognition for it, but I actually run classes twice a week in the paddock, teaching cows how to moo.

[JustJason]

"The Shocker" refers to 2 in the pink,one in the stink finger wise.

[Geoff]

"The Shocker" refers to 2 in the pink,one in the stink finger wise.

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Oh, okay. From one man's hand obviously? As in something a man can do with his wife at home... just the 2 of them.

[JustJason]

"The Shocker" refers to 2 in the pink,one in the stink finger wise.

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Oh, okay. From one man's hand obviously? As in something a man can do with his wife at home... just the 2 of them.

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It would have to be a man shocking a woman I suppose. I imagine it could done away from home too.

[Geoff]

"The Shocker" refers to 2 in the pink,one in the stink finger wise.

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Oh, okay. From one man's hand obviously? As in something a man can do with his wife at home... just the 2 of them.

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It would have to be a man shocking a woman I suppose. I imagine it could done away from home too.

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Like on a picnic rug in the wild.

[JustJason]

"The Shocker" refers to 2 in the pink,one in the stink finger wise.

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Oh, okay. From one man's hand obviously? As in something a man can do with his wife at home... just the 2 of them.

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It would have to be a man shocking a woman I suppose. I imagine it could done away from home too.

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Like on a picnic rug in the wild.

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Exactly

[Geoff]

Everytime I open or post in this thread that big f*ck-off smilie pokes his tongue out at me, as if sending subliminal messages for a split second that he's on the screen. It amuses me.

[Doksdad]

Everytime I open or post in this thread that big f*ck-off smilie pokes his tongue out at me, as if sending subliminal messages for a split second that he's on the screen. It amuses me.

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I guess you could have worst things poked at you....