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Mmmmmmm....Heineken.  Tasty!!!!!  Unlike Lemon Pledge. :puke:

 

Very much unlike Lemon Pledge. My knee is killing me. I cracked it on a door jam in the middle of the night. Next time Lulu gets her own water.

You would get her a Heineken though wouldn't you??? :chug:

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Mmmmmmm....Heineken.  Tasty!!!!!  Unlike Lemon Pledge. :puke:

 

Very much unlike Lemon Pledge. My knee is killing me. I cracked it on a door jam in the middle of the night. Next time Lulu gets her own water.

You would get her a Heineken though wouldn't you??? :chug:

 

BRRRRRRRRRP.....Yes

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Learn about peace????

Rainbows????

 

All lovely stuff ....... but life is cruel...... Even the most innocent things can be nasty...

 

The other day I was walking through the woods when born on a light breeze came a faint giggling and chattering coming from behind a clump of bushes. As I peeked over I saw lots of teddy bears, about 30 of them in a clearing. I noticed that they had a big table cloth spread on the ground and a big big hamper full of goodies and lots of bottle of lemonade. It was a teddy bears picnic, how rare is that???

Anyway as I watched one of the bears, a lovely little cute golden brown one with a button nose, noticed me and smiled his big teddy smile. He motioned me to join them and as I stepped into the clearing a lone sunbeam lit up the area bathing one and all in a warm glow. I sat down and then I noticed a slight change in their demeanour. Suddenly four of them jumped me and pinned me down to the floor. The others came over with knives covered in butter (there's that stuff again!!) and started to spread it all over me. I struggled but to no avail, those furry little arms were strong as hell.

Once I was completely covered they rolled me around in a big pile of breadcrumbs then threw me back over the bush. Stunned I slowly got to my legs.....that's when the ravenously hungry flock of birds turned up!!!!

 

After a week or so once the peck marks had healed somewhat, I managed to get home where I grabbed all the teddy bears in the house and put them in a big trunk, weighted it down and threw it into the local boating lake.

 

Never trust a teddy.... they know not of peace and rainbows are an anathema to them!

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Learn about peace????

Rainbows????

 

All lovely stuff .......  but life is cruel...... Even the most innocent things can be nasty...

 

      The other day I was walking through the woods when born on a light breeze came a faint giggling and chattering coming from behind a clump of bushes. As I peeked over I saw lots of teddy bears, about 30 of them in a clearing. I noticed that they had a big table cloth spread on the ground and a big big hamper full of goodies and lots of bottle of lemonade. It was a teddy bears picnic, how rare is that???

      Anyway as I watched one of the bears, a lovely little cute golden brown one with a button nose, noticed me and smiled his big teddy smile. He motioned me to join them and as I stepped into the clearing a  lone sunbeam lit up the area bathing one and all in a warm glow.  I sat down and then I noticed a slight change in their demeanour. Suddenly four of them jumped me and pinned me down to the floor. The others came over with knives covered in butter (there's that stuff again!!) and started to spread it all over me. I struggled but to no avail, those furry little arms were strong as hell.

        Once I was completely covered they rolled me around in a big pile of breadcrumbs then threw me back over the bush. Stunned I slowly got to my legs.....that's when the ravenously hungry flock of birds turned up!!!!

 

      After a week or so once the peck marks had healed somewhat, I managed to get home where I grabbed all the teddy bears in the house and put them in a big trunk, weighted it down and threw it into the local boating lake.

 

Never trust a teddy.... they know not of peace and rainbows are an anathema to them!

 

 

There are doctors that can help with this sort of delusion. :gone:

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I have to say, I really feel for Nick. I was once touched on the ass by a teddy bear. I won't say I didn't enjoy the moment, but I did find it inappropriate.

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I baked one in the oven once. It tasted like a choc chip-less cookie. Quite frankly, I missed the choc chip.

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Crumbs. The cookie crumbles

The mammoth mumbles

Justice is humble

I wish I were a bee that bumbles.

 

 

 

 

~ That's abstract poetry, just in case you (in awe) were wondering.

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Nay that will not happen as you are the sun itself!!

 

For a pirate and pimp, you really do say the sweetest things.

 

 

Yes it's worrying...I never knew I lead such a chequered life! :blink:

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