Let's make a compilation CD...

[Wotty]

Two Pints of LAGER and a packet of crisps :: Splodgenessabounds

[Jimbo]

Good Ale We Seek - Starz

[Wotty]

Alcoholic :: Starsailor....Couldn't think of a drink!!!

[Jimbo]

Drinking With the Devil - Rainbow

 

(hic)

[TIM (2)]

Women, WHISKEY & Songs - Talisman

[Jimbo]

I'm running out of songs... Should we start another CD yet?

[JustJason]

What about ladies names or cities/states?

[Jimbo]

What about ladies names or cities/states?

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Both are good... Let's start with ladies' names...

[JustJason]

Fly High Michelle~Enuff Z'Nuff

[Jimbo]

Fly High Michelle~Enuff Z'Nuff

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Jay--I LOVE THAT SONG!! Good one...

 

Christine Sixteen~KISS

[whiplash1972]

Doing a double-shot of MARY here:

 

Crazy Mary Goes Round - Dokken

So Scared Mary - Mr. Hyde

 

[JustJason]

Mary~Oingo Boingo

[Jimbo]

Sheila~Steelheart

[JustJason]

Sorry to double post, but I thought of a good one.....

 

The Bertha Butt Boogie~Jimmy Castor Bunch

 

The party was jumpin' when Bertha got off o' her stump,

The whistles were blowin' and everybody did the "Bump".

But all the time Bertha had been workin' on her goodie,

Now folks call it "The Bertha Butt Boogie".

 

When Bertha Butt did her goodie,

She started "The Bertha Butt Boogie".

No question.

 

When Bertha got movin' her hips were hummin' in the wind,

The ground started shakin' - no grass grew where she'd been!

The music was poppin', the crowd had formed a ring,

Her sisters yelled, "Boogie, Bertha, do your thing!".

 

Uh, for your information, Bertha had three sisters,

Betty Butt, Bella Butt and Bathsheba Butt.

 

When Bertha Butt did her goodie,

She started "The Bertha Butt Boogie".

I said no question.

 

Hey, Leroy, get away from that woman!

The boy'll never learn!

Uh-oh, here comes the Troglodyte!

Troglodyte: "Come here, sock it to me!"

 

Bertha stood back and yelled, "Betty, Bella, Bathsheba!"

And the Butt Sisters backed her up when she yelled, "I need ya!".

The Troglodyte, Leroy, Luther and the Butt Sisters all knew

That "The Bertha Butt Boogie" was now the thing to do.

 

When Bertha Butt did her goodie,

She started "The Bertha Butt Boogie".

No question.

 

Bertha: "I'll sock it ya, daddy!"

Troglodyte: "Me like, me like! Come here, woman, woman!"

Leroy: "Yo' mama, I'm calling you, man!"

Troglodyte: "Yeah - the Boogie!"

[Jimbo]

The Bertha Butt Boogie... Didn't Vanilla Fudge cover that song?

[JustJason]

No, but U2 just covered it with Carmine Appice guesting on drums.

[Bubbasmama]

You guys are soooooooooooooooo f*cked up!!!!

[tasha]

Whole Lotta Rosie - AC/DC

[Blue Charvel]

Black Betty - Black Oak Arkansas

[JustJason]

Come On Eileen~Dexy's Midnight Runners

[Blue Charvel]

Good one, how 'bout...

 

Everybody Loves Eileen - Steelheart

[Wotty]

Stacy :: Fortune

[Bubbasmama]

Heather, Please - AdrianGale

[JustJason]

Molly(Sixteen Candles)~Sponge

[Bubbasmama]

Suzi Wants Her All Day What? - Extreme