cdjunky41 Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 What do you watch during a power outage? I kinda like staring at a blank screen From what I've heard (Maybe I'm Just Makin' This Up ), But it get's better ratings than shows like....HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY, DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER, THE HOGANS, GIRLS NEXT DOOR, ORCA WINFRY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widda Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 What do you watch during a power outage?I kinda like staring at a blank screen From what I've heard (Maybe I'm Just Makin' This Up ), But it get's better ratings than shows like....HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY, DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER, THE HOGANS, GIRLS NEXT DOOR, ORCA WINFRY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 I watch a burning candle................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdjunky41 Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 I watch a burning candle................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Rick Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 My six year old informed me of this during the last power outage we had: the only thing that works are flashlights, candles and plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdjunky41 Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 When my wife and I are starring at a blank screen, I shout (WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT?). She gives me this look like " I hope your insurance is paid up because I'm sending you to a home" I don't think she likes my humor all that much!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axelinger Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Even if the camera pulls back right up against the wall when aimed at Oprah Windbag's gigantic ass, the lens is incapable of showing anything but a blank screen anyway. How this holier-than-thou loudmouth became a media icon boggles the mind. She frightens me - if she ever gave the word to her fan base of old biddies to attack, the streets would be filled with armies of zombie-like creatures brandishing knitting needles and hatpins. Forget terrorists - on a disaster level, we'd all be royally fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faron Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Probably the equivalent to a blank screen looking at my Christmas posts or any of my posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faron Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 When my wife and I are starring at a blank screen, I shout (WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT?). She gives me this look like " I hope your insurance is paid up because I'm sending you to a home" I don't think she likes my humor all that much!! Can`t think why mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick C Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 When my wife and I are starring at a blank screen, I shout (WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT?). She gives me this look like " I hope your insurance is paid up because I'm sending you to a home" I don't think she likes my humor all that much!! Did you tape it .... I missed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 When my TV goes blank it is very dark, so I can't see anything!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 We haven't really had one since I've lived with my wife, but I'd like to think that if faced with this situation I'd get some white socks from the bedroom and put on a sock puppet show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdjunky41 Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 We haven't really had one since I've lived with my wife, but I'd like to think that if faced with this situation I'd get some white socks from the bedroom and put on a sock puppet show. What part of your body does the sock go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 We haven't really had one since I've lived with my wife, but I'd like to think that if faced with this situation I'd get some white socks from the bedroom and put on a sock puppet show. What part of your body does the sock go? There are five socks - it's quite an involved show. Two hands, two feet and one ferocious penis are the stars of the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdjunky41 Posted December 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 We haven't really had one since I've lived with my wife, but I'd like to think that if faced with this situation I'd get some white socks from the bedroom and put on a sock puppet show. What part of your body does the sock go? There are five socks - it's quite an involved show. Two hands, two feet and one ferocious penis are the stars of the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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