Pointless Nonsense

[Geoff]

"Arthur," said Arthur. "There are too many Arthurs in this world. We need... another name." Arthur looked around the crowded room. "What say you, Arthurs?" he called out. "Have we another name to use."

 

Arthur 'Jesus' Arthur stepped forth from the crowd. "Arthur," he said. "I bring to you the name, Millicent."

 

And the world smiled.

[Wotty]

"Arthur," said Arthur. "There are too many Arthurs in this world. We need... another name." Arthur looked around the crowded room. "What say you, Arthurs?" he called out. "Have we another name to use."

 

Arthur 'Jesus' Arthur stepped forth from the crowd. "Arthur," he said. "I bring to you the name, Millicent."

 

And the world smiled.

And then cried ???????

[Wotty]

Party Political Broadcasts.........

[Geoff]

The tusk was sharp.

 

The trunk was not sharp.

 

The elephant was large.

 

Boo diddely boo. Dee Dee.

[Wotty]

The tusk was sharp.

 

The trunk was not sharp.

 

The elephant was large.

 

Boo diddely boo. Dee Dee.

"And a rinky-dinky doo...........too"

[Geoff]

The coin twisted and turned in the air.

 

"HEADS!" called Bobby.

 

"TAILS!" called Appleassface.

 

But we'll never know.

[Wotty]

The coin twisted and turned in the air.

 

"HEADS!" called Bobby.

 

"TAILS!" called Appleassface.

 

But we'll never know.

No-one knew where it landed......So they tossed each other.

[Geoff]

Bloody hell, Ian. That was rude. The hide on you!

 

The duck quacked.

 

After the quack, there was silence.

 

Until the next quack.

[Jimbo]

Has anyone got a banana sharpener?

[Wotty]

Has anyone got a banana sharpener?

Strangely enough...........No !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sharatan]

Friday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday........

[Geoff]

The egg fell and it was eaten and the mouse smiled.

[Wotty]

Going on a "food-hunt" in this fookin' house.....

[Blue Charvel]

...and so it goes, great weather for ducks.

[sharatan]

Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday........

[Blue Charvel]

Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday........

Your calendar is broken.

[sharatan]

Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday........

Your calendar is broken.

 

 

monday's holiday(holy spirit day), thursday also(st barnabas-the founder of the church here)...and then fekking holidays...... till 7th of september:christmas:

[Wotty]

Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday........

Your calendar is broken.

 

 

monday's holiday(holy spirit day), thursday also(st barnabas-the founder of the church here)...and then fekking holidays...... till 7th of september:christmas:

The Land of Venus is not your usual pllace.......Is it ?

[Wotty]

"Computer says it's a binary code"

 

 

"It's just a pity I can't understand it"

 

COSMIC !!!!!!!!!!

[Geoff]

Crumpled bits of tomato crust on the floor. "Laps, tell me tree of when the yellow bestow!"

[sharatan]

Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday........

[Wotty]

Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday........

July,December,May,February,April........

[Jez]

''D-d-do you realise?

D-d-do you realise?

D-d-do you realise, this world is totally fugazi''

[Geoff]

Her lap looked inviting. So he sat on it. "Holy shit, you are heavy!" she yelped. So he stood up. And understood why women often sat on men's laps, rather than vice versa.

[Wotty]

Cho Cho San was her name,and this is her tale of woe.......

 

 

Take it away Cho Cho......................