Pointless Nonsense

[Nick C]

The sea knows no fear...how ya gonna stop it wetting the delicate material of your shirt...ha!

[aMetalhead1966]

when it rains the sandman sends the mudman

[Geoff]

The sea has taken my shirt and now I stand here, before you all, with my naked chest. Don't let envy consume you. I am but only a man.

[OpesCDs]

"Bunsen Burner" is a rather funny word, don't you think?

[Geoff]

"Bunsen Burner" is a rather funny word, don't you think?

Two words, I believe. Courtesy of Wes, who is on holidays.

 

An amusing term, I agree. If I had one now I'd be holding a marshmallow over it.

[Nick C]

Habitat evolves around ones needs

[aMetalhead1966]

A good Nun with a bad habit is a worthy find

[Swazi]

Across the mountain it is shorter than on foot.

How tall is it before you cross the mountain?

 

Depends on the size of your hands, I guess !

[Nick C]

Across the mountain it is shorter than on foot.

How tall is it before you cross the mountain?

 

Depends on the size of your hands, I guess !

With or without cheese graters

[aMetalhead1966]

The Cosmogony of graven images proffered by official inspectors leads

many a kerfoot to local brothels

[Swazi]

Across the mountain it is shorter than on foot.

How tall is it before you cross the mountain?

 

Depends on the size of your hands, I guess !

With or without cheese graters

 

With, of course. And you need to be aware that at night it is darker than outside.

[Nick C]

Across the mountain it is shorter than on foot.

How tall is it before you cross the mountain?

 

Depends on the size of your hands, I guess !

With or without cheese graters

 

With, of course. And you need to be aware that at night it is darker than outside.

 

Only if you forget to dry the carp

[Geoff]

Toads and frogs in my garden. But which is which?

[Nick C]

Toads and frogs in my garden. But which is which?

 

The scientific way is to kss 'em...if it turns into a prince it's a frog, if you get warts it's a toad.

[heaven&hell]

Gobble Gobble.

[Jez]

Gobble Gobble.

 

Turkey -Nice!

[heaven&hell]

[Jez]

 

Cheers Wes - you just put me off my dinner!!!

[heaven&hell]

 

Cheers Wes - you just put me off my dinner!!!

 

I thought you'd like that pic.

Maybe you should print it out and hang it on your wall next to Cliff's.

[Geoff]

Toads and frogs in my garden. But which is which?

 

The scientific way is to kss 'em...if it turns into a prince it's a frog, if you get warts it's a toad.

Not wanting to appear frigid, are you saying I took it too far when I mated with them both?

[Blue Charvel]

[heaven&hell]

 

Is that for the next Farcry album cover?

[Blue Charvel]

 

Is that for the next Farcry album cover?

No, those are my PJ's.

[aMetalhead1966]

why is Geoff surrounded by fire? Is He in Hell?

[heaven&hell]

why is Geoff surrounded by fire? Is He in Hell?

 

Geoff only wishes he was as cool as David.