Pointless Nonsense

[Chris]

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Damn that must be One HELL of a Bed...

 

yeah it's kinda hard, but I like it.

 

 

I take it she's not the new girl in the office then?

 

 

Don't be hating, all you need is a little flour and a whole lot of effort.

Don't forget the scuba gear and the oxygen tanks!!

[Geoff]

Listening is medicine for a swollen tongue.

[Nick C]

Listening is medicine for a swollen tongue.

Try telling the missus that

[Fat Freddy]

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Damn that must be One HELL of a Bed...

 

yeah it's kinda hard, but I like it.

 

 

I take it she's not the new girl in the office then?

 

 

Don't be hating, all you need is a little flour and a whole lot of effort.

 

And a board tied to your ass in case you fall in

[Nick C]

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Ooooooh .... is that how Vince Neil would be today if he hadn't gone on that MTV workout thingy?

[heaven&hell]

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Ooooooh .... is that how Vince Neil would be today if he hadn't gone on that MTV workout thingy?

 

 

I hate to tell you this but that is Vince Neil.

[Chris]

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Ooooooh .... is that how Vince Neil would be today if he hadn't gone on that MTV workout thingy?

 

 

I hate to tell you this but that is Vince Neil.

"Don't Go Away Fat (Just Go Away)"

[Nick C]

I got up today and half asleep managed to fall on my arse down the stairs......good start to the day. The rabbits at the bottom laughed like fuck!

[Geoff]

I got up today and half asleep managed to fall on my arse down the stairs......good start to the day. The rabbits at the bottom laughed like fuck!

I did this about a year ago, still remember the day today. Usually I put my shoes and socks both on upstairs, but I just put my socks on that day because the shoes were downstairs. I had no grip and slipped down the stairs. I did that kind of awkward laugh to try and show Jesus I wasn't phased, but man was I pissed off.

[TIM (2)]

I have a job interview this afternoon so I had to come in to work wearing a full suit with tie, when usually I dress like a homeless man on Clapham Common. I don't think I really thought this through....

[Nick C]

I have a job interview this afternoon so I had to come in to work wearing a full suit with tie, when usually I dress like a homeless man on Clapham Common. I don't think I really thought this through....

 

Especially considering the job was to be a tramp on Clapham Common!

[Swazi]

I have a job interview this afternoon so I had to come in to work wearing a full suit with tie, when usually I dress like a homeless man on Clapham Common. I don't think I really thought this through....

 

They didn't give you the job, but bought your suit, right ?!?!

[Geoff]

Good luck Tim. I hope the other tramps like you enough to let you strutt it on Clapham Common. It's about time those boots started paying for themselves.

[heaven&hell]

These Boots are made for walking.

[Geoff]

These Boots are made for walking...

... in dog shit.

 

Wow, sorry to hear about that, Wes. Should have cleaned it up straight after he dropped it, cousin.

[TIM (2)]

Today is the year-anniversary of August 21st 2006. I can't believe it's gone so quickly. That's certainly something worthy of a celebration.

[Geoff]

Today is the year-anniversary of August 21st 2006. I can't believe it's gone so quickly. That's certainly something worthy of a celebration.

I just blew a guy...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

's balloon up that he gave me. You got the streamers... for the party?

[TIM (2)]

You got the streamers... for the party?

 

Yeah I got the strippers, er I mean streamers. Surely it must be the 22nd August in Oz now so we've probably missed it?

[Nick C]

Missed what? What did I miss?

[heaven&hell]

Who's on first?

[Geoff]

I'm on third, can't really see who's back there on first. Wes, that's you on second, is it?

[heaven&hell]

I'm on third, can't really see who's back there on first. Wes, that's you on second, is it?

 

 

No I'm on the bench.

[Geoff]

I'm on third, can't really see who's back there on first. Wes, that's you on second, is it?

 

 

No I'm on the bench.

Oh, uh... yeah, okay. I remember now. You're on disciplinary probation after your drunken rampage last week where you raped a fire hydrant. Sorry mate, forgot about that one.

[Chris]

I'm on third, can't really see who's back there on first. Wes, that's you on second, is it?

 

 

No I'm on the bench.

Oh, uh... yeah, okay. I remember now. You're on disciplinary probation after your drunken rampage last week where you raped a fire hydrant. Sorry mate, forgot about that one.

You have one vivid imagination.

[heaven&hell]

I'm on third, can't really see who's back there on first. Wes, that's you on second, is it?

 

 

No I'm on the bench.

Oh, uh... yeah, okay. I remember now. You're on disciplinary probation after your drunken rampage last week where you raped a fire hydrant. Sorry mate, forgot about that one.

You have one vivid imagination.

 

 

He's not imagining that, it actually happened.