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Rabbits in Jodhpurs

And lead lined wart mittens,

Castles and Vassals

And 10 foot tall kittens,

Pink squealing piggies

That go POP with a pin,

These are a few of my favourite things.

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Rabbits in Jodhpurs

And lead lined wart mittens,

Castles and Vassals

And 10 foot tall kittens,

Pink squealing piggies

That go POP with a pin,

These are a few of my favourite things.

"How do we solve a problem like Maria,errr,I mean Nick" :whistle:

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Nick's poetry is like a naked breast on my eyeballs, or an erect nipple to my lips. Like a moist love opening around my hardened love member.

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I can't believe it's not butter. It's acid, and it's eating my internal parts. Oh, would you look at that. I just died. I sure wish it had been butter.

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"Do Wah Diddy" !!!!!!!

"Diddy-dum Diddy-do"

She looked good.

She looked fine

And I nearly lost my mind.

 

I was listening to the Andrew Gold version of this a couple of days ago.

When I was about 7 years old my sister had the Manfred Mann version on a single and I always thought the line was

"We walked on to my door,

Then we kissed a little MOLE"....I thought it was a bit daft and it was only over the last few years I found out what the proper lyric was.

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"Do Wah Diddy" !!!!!!!

"Diddy-dum Diddy-do"

She looked good.

She looked fine

And I nearly lost my mind.

 

I was listening to the Andrew Gold version of this a couple of days ago.

When I was about 7 years old my sister had the Manfred Mann version on a single and I always thought the line was

"We walked on to my door,

Then we kissed a little MOLE"....I thought it was a bit daft and it was only over the last few years I found out what the proper lyric was.

That is "Paul Jones-tastic" !!!!! :beerbang:

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I don't.

Who said that ? :unsure:

Who said what? Who? When? I don't know.

I don't....... :crying:

What?

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