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"I haven't see you around here for days!" said Malcom.

"I know, I've been over there," said Barry, pointing to a tree.

"That would explain why I can't seen you over here, then."

"It would."

So Phillip shot Arthur between the eyes.

 

Poor Arthur is having a bad trot lately :rofl2:

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"I haven't see you around here for days!" said Malcom.

"I know, I've been over there," said Barry, pointing to a tree.

"That would explain why I can't seen you over here, then."

"It would."

So Phillip shot Arthur between the eyes.

 

Poor Arthur is having a bad trot lately :rofl2:

 

How many times can one guy get shot between the eyes!?!?!? You hang in there Arthur! Keep 'em coming, this is actually better than most of the tv series that are running right now :P

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Dry-roasting peanuts on a Friday !!!!!

Woah!!! On a Friday! :D A risk taker I see...

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A moose was swimming in a swamp and saw a hippopotamus. "Excuse me, hippopotamus," said the moose.

"Yes, moose, what can I do for you?" said the hippopotamus.

"How do you spell hippopotamus?"

"You spell it like that, how it's written on the forum."

"What? What forum? Aren't we talking to each other from in a swamp?"

"What swamp? Aren't we just typed words on a forum?"

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

So Phillip shot Arthur between the eyes.

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A frog walked into a crowded room and cleared his throat. "Excuse me everyone," he croaked. "I'm... well, I'm a frog."

Everyone in the room gasped.

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Martin the Masturbator

A smooth operator

Even though he knew not what it meant

Smooth at operating what? he'd lament

So he hired a truck and ate fish fillets

Drove the truck into a kid with a mullet

Fled the scene of the crime into a seafood restaurant

After seeing food and eating it he played tennis with Henri Leconte

Hit a double fault, apologised and punched himself in the face

Black eyed he left the court a photo of disgrace

And then he raped a polar bear

Only the polar bear liked it and wasn't scared

So they had a wedding in June of '07

The bridal party were dressed in devon

Kevin '07 Australia's prime minister was there and had rabies

He gave birth to nerdy well spoken babies

And ate them

And wrote poems with a pen

And then Martin the Masturbator applauded the prime minister

Though his husband, the polar bear, found it sinister

So they got a divorce at the wedding ceremony

And Martin the Masturbator hired a pony

And died.

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So he hired a truck and ate fish fillets

Drove the truck into a kid with a mullet

:lol: As great as the "Ballad of Martin the Masturbator" is, this rhyme drives me :doh: .

In my head I pronounce fillets in the French stylee as fill-lay which or course does not rhyme with mullet unless you pronounce it mull-lay.

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A moose was swimming in a swamp and saw a hippopotamus. "Excuse me, hippopotamus," said the moose.

"Yes, moose, what can I do for you?" said the hippopotamus.

"How do you spell hippopotamus?"

"You spell it like that, how it's written on the forum."

"What? What forum? Aren't we talking to each other from in a swamp?"

"What swamp? Aren't we just typed words on a forum?"

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

So Phillip shot Arthur between the eyes.

 

:unsure: I think Arthur should make a complaint to the Police about Phillip because this is happening a bit to often :angry2:

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monday, tuesday, wednesday, friday...

What happened to Thursday?!?!?! I want Thursday back...

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monday, tuesday, wednesday, friday...

What happened to Thursday?!?!?! I want Thursday back...

It's happening again !!!!!!!

KHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!

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monday, tuesday, wednesday, friday...

What happened to Thursday?!?!?! I want Thursday back...

It's happening again !!!!!!!

KHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!

Errrrr......IMRAN !!!!!!

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Errrrr......IMRAN !!!!!!

What? The ex-cricketer? You've never seen Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084726/quotes?qt0495375

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So he hired a truck and ate fish fillets

Drove the truck into a kid with a mullet

:lol:As great as the "Ballad of Martin the Masturbator" is, this rhyme drives me :doh: .

In my head I pronounce fillets in the French stylee as fill-lay which or course does not rhyme with mullet unless you pronounce it mull-lay.

I think that's all that's really important mate. ;)

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