Pointless Nonsense

[Nick C]

Meteorites, what a laugh.

[Geoff]

Cougars prowling my face at night. Meow, says the cougar. Ouch, says my face through the claw marks.

[Wotty]

""It' a smoooooooooooooth thang" !!!!!!!

[bangerdave]

Oh no here come the voices in my head again

[Wotty]

Oh,Heaven's to Murgatroyd !!!!!!!

[Nick C]

I'm a secret lemonade drinker

[heaven&hell]

I'm a secret lemonade drinker

 

I had some pink lemondade yesterday.

[Geoff]

I had some beeronade as I watched the footy yesterday.

[Nick C]

What do you mean the pancakes aren't ready??? How long have you been cooking them now??? One day , two???

[Nick C]

Bernard Cribbins is a rock god

 

Right said Fred, both of us together, one each end and steady as we go

Tried to to shift it, couldn't even lift it, we was getting nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Right said Fred, give a shout to Charlie, up comes Charlie from the floor below

After straining, heaving and complaining, we was getting nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Charlie had a think and he thought we ought, to take off all the handles

And the things that hold the candles, but it did no good, well I never thought it would

 

Right said Fred, have to take the feet off, to get them feet off wouldn't take a mo

Took it's feet off, even with the seat off, should got us somewhere but no

So Fred said let's have another cup of tea and we said right-o

 

Right said Fred, have to take the door off, need more space to shift the so and so

Had bad twinges taking off the hinges, and it got us nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Right said Fred, have to take the wall down, that there wall is gonna have to go

Took the wall down, even with it all down, we was getting nowhere

And so, we, had a cup of tea

 

Charlie had a think and he said look Fred, I've got a sort of feeling

If we remove the ceiling, with a rope or two we can drop the blighter though

 

Right said Fred, climbing up a ladder, with his crowbar gave a mighty blow

Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble, landed on the top of his dome

So Charlie and me had another cup of tea and then we went home

 

I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it standing on the landing that's all

You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty

Now you never get nowhere if you're too hasty.

[Wotty]

I'm a secret lemonade drinker

Did you try to give it up but it's one of those nights ?

[Geoff]

Only the wind blows to the east. Unless it's blowing to the west. Then it blows to the west. And what if a woman blows to the east? Then the wind and she both blow to the east.

[Wotty]

Discarded rubbish !!!!!!!!

[manicego]

Turquoise

[Geoff]

Who's ear is this on my pillow? It's not mine.

[Jez]

Discarded rubbish !!!!!!!!

 

Which of your 'players' have you given away now mate?

[Wotty]

Norfolk is pretty damn pointless..........

[Geoff]

Norfolk Island, off Australia's East coast? I've heard it was stunning.

[Wotty]

Norfolk Island, off Australia's East coast? I've heard it was stunning.

No.....The shit county I live in.But hopefully not for long...

[Wotty]

Tweezer-tasms.........

[Nick C]

My trilobite won't come back

[Jez]

My trilobite won't come back

 

How about the Cenobites?

[Nick C]

My trilobite won't come back

 

How about the Cenobites?

 

yep they're great !

[Nick C]

I remember being on stage rocking with Gamma, what a gig, I was high fiving the crowd and just soaking up the applause. Then after a blistering guitar solo Ronnie Montrose turned to me and said over the deafening crowd "You're not really in this band are you?", and that's when secrurity grabbed me. Boy was I pummeled ....... it still hurt when I woke up this morning nice and safe in bed!

[Wotty]

I remember being on stage rocking with Gamma, what a gig, I was high fiving the crowd and just soaking up the applause. Then after a blistering guitar solo Ronnie Montrose turned to me and said over the deafening crowd "You're not really in this band are you?", and that's when secrurity grabbed me. Boy was I pummeled ....... it still hurt when I woke up this morning nice and safe in bed!

He's madder than Mr.Mad northern madman in a mad "eh upp I'm bloody mad now" type-maddening way.

 

Ok,don't get him mad,you wouldn't like him when he's mad.

 

Any similarity to the "Incredible Hulk" is maddengly coincidental........