I have no idea what this thread is about, but that bit of dialogue is fuckin' funny!
You being serious with, "every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it"? Hope not, man! I'm pretty depressed and have a whole load of self-hatred going on at the moment, but for me, every day since being a dad has been better than every day before it, so I have that as a back up.
Office Space. Sounds like you haven't watched it. Sounds like you need to.