Elin & Tiger Woods walked into a dentist's office.
Elin says to the dentist, " Doc , we're in a heck of a hurry. We have
two friends sitting out in the car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic. I don't have time for the gums to get numb.. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I just don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave young lady asking to have a tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.
So the dentist asks, "Which tooth is it?"
Elin turns to Tiger and says, "Go ahead, open your mouth honey, and show him!"