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Do you know what I fucking hate on this planet? Fucking Clowns. I hate the fuckin' bastards. The World should be Clown-less.

 

The circus was in town last week and a guy at work knows the dude that owns the circus. So, he goes into this long story about almost having to cancel the circus this year because the clowns were close to striking. I guess there is actually a fucking clown union. No kidding. So I said to this bastard, "look prick (I don't particularly like the guy), how do you fucking negotiate with these people, they're fucking clowns?" He just shook his head and left the break room. The rest of my co-workers bust out laughing. Enough said.

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Might fuckin` watch Setanta Sports later, as Liverpool are on!

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Might fuckin` watch Setanta Sports later, as Liverpool are on!

Fuck Setanta..........

 

Setanta is fuckin` great for those who don`t have it! :tumbsup:

 

Apart from the technical problems it keeps having :crying:

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Might fuckin` watch Setanta Sports later, as Liverpool are on!

 

 

Setanta is great - Long Live Virgin and Fuck Sky :fu:

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Might fuckin` watch Setanta Sports later, as Liverpool are on!

 

 

Setanta is great - Long Live Virgin and Fuck Sky :fu:

 

I thought I was the only fucker to have it! :tumbsup:

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i can fully fuckin understand right now, why fuckin britney spears slipped her fuckin gear, shaved her fuckin head and smacked the fuck out of a car with a fuckin umbrella.

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FUCK ME!!! :doh:

 

I was locked out of my fuckin' house for over 3 hrs today. :cussing:

If only that happened to the fuckin' enemy........ :bananamac::bananamac::bananamac:

 

 

You`re very forgiving, 3 hrs isn`t very fuckin` long! :tumbsup:

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FUCK ME!!! :doh:

 

I was locked out of my fuckin' house for over 3 hrs today. :cussing:

If only that happened to the fuckin' enemy........ :bananamac::bananamac::bananamac:

 

 

You`re very forgiving, 3 hrs isn`t very fuckin` long! :tumbsup:

Just being locked out would fuckin' do...............Or up :whistle:

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FUCK ME!!! :doh:

 

I was locked out of my fuckin' house for over 3 hrs today. :cussing:

If only that happened to the fuckin' enemy........ :bananamac::bananamac::bananamac:

 

 

You`re very forgiving, 3 hrs isn`t very fuckin` long! :tumbsup:

Just being locked out would fuckin' do...............Or up :whistle:

 

Fucking classic!

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FUCK ME!!! :doh:

 

I was locked out of my fuckin' house for over 3 hrs today. :cussing:

If only that happened to the fuckin' enemy........ :bananamac::bananamac::bananamac:

 

OHH!

That would have been a whole other FUCKIN' ballgame.

I called the enemy 5 Fuckin' times with no call back.

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FUCK ME!!! :doh:

 

I was locked out of my fuckin' house for over 3 hrs today. :cussing:

If only that happened to the fuckin' enemy........ :bananamac::bananamac::bananamac:

 

OHH!

That would have been a whole other FUCKIN' ballgame.

I called the enemy 5 Fuckin' times with no call back.

 

That drives me fucking nuts. What is the fucking purpose of having a fucking cell phone? Emergencies like that. My wife does the same fucking thing. :cussing:

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Not sure why it's so cold in this fucking place today. Who will offer to hug me?

 

Gimme a fuckin' 12-pac and i'm yours :wub:

 

Hey!

What can I say, I'm easy!! :butt:

I don't think Geoff will part with a 12 pack....Even for a fucking hug!!

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