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The enemy's gone fuckin' out,so its fuckin' music and fuckin' footie day !!! :guitbannana::guitbannana:

Fuckin' be careful. Don't fuckin' hurt yourself. :whistle:

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thanks guys:) I think the main fuckin malfuction is i dont fuckin feel good.

 

wott, i will bring the beer and be the fuck over ASAFP.

But what would I fuckin' drink TWR ?? I'm down to my last fuckin' Fruit Shoot.. :crying:

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thanks guys:) I think the main fuckin malfuction is i dont fuckin feel good.

 

wott, i will bring the beer and be the fuck over ASAFP.

But what would I fuckin' drink TWR ?? I'm down to my last fuckin' Fruit Shoot.. :crying:

 

 

ok, beer and fruit shoots......any fucking thing for my favorite wotty:)

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thanks guys:) I think the main fuckin malfuction is i dont fuckin feel good.

 

wott, i will bring the beer and be the fuck over ASAFP.

But what would I fuckin' drink TWR ?? I'm down to my last fuckin' Fruit Shoot.. :crying:

 

 

ok, beer and fruit shoots......any fucking thing for my favorite wotty:)

A fuckin' crazy night that would fuckin' be.The fuckin' power of the fuckin' Fruit Shoots.. :yikes: You wouldn't need fuckin' beer.. :whistle::whistle:

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I suppose I should get fuckin busy and do the fuckin crud I should do today, shouldn't I?

 

....and I'm tryin' to remember what the fuck Fruit Shoots are :unsure:

The most potent fuckin' beverage you'll ever fuckin' drink Lisa.. :whistle:

 

It fuckin' sends you :screwy::screwy::screwy:

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I suppose I should get fuckin busy and do the fuckin crud I should do today, shouldn't I?

 

....and I'm tryin' to remember what the fuck Fruit Shoots are :unsure:

The most potent fuckin' beverage you'll ever fuckin' drink Lisa.. :whistle:

 

It fuckin' sends you :screwy::screwy::screwy:

That was very fucking helpful Ian.

Be fuckin' careful if you fuckin' find some Jay..... :whistle:

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I fucking hate PC's, reason being that my fucking brand spanking new computer's cd/dvd burner has decided not to fucking work. Luckily I have tech support etc, so they are sending me a fucking new one.

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I fucking hate PC's, reason being that my fucking brand spanking new computer's cd/dvd burner has decided not to fucking work. Luckily I have tech support etc, so they are sending me a fucking new one.

Fuckin' lucky, eh?

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Fuckin' pc's can go and fuckin' fuck themselves.. :screwy:

Think they'll have fuckin' PC offspring after their tryst? :whistle:

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Fuckin' pc's can go and fuckin' fuck themselves.. :screwy:

 

That would be fuckin' hilarious to watch !! :rofl2:

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Fuckin' pc's can go and fuckin' fuck themselves.. :screwy:

 

That would be fuckin' hilarious to watch !! :rofl2:

 

 

Fucking PC porn!! This could fucking catch on - get the video camera. My first releases will be ' Hard Drive Fucking Harlots'.

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Fuck!

 

When I get home tonight I gotta drag my old fuckin' sofa and one of our living room fuckin' chairs out to the fuckin' curb for garbage pick up. My wife's cousin is getting new fuckin' furniture delivered tomorrow, so she's giving us her old fuckin' sofa (which is still newer than our current, beat-to-fuckin' shit couch) and love seat. (I almost said "fuckin' love seat" but that sounded fuckin' dirty.) I can feel the fuckin backache comin' on already.

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I am fucking pissed,really pissed. Fuck cheating, scumbag fucking referees who give fucking penalties when they arent (which we saved you cheating motherfucker) and adds on extra extra time (another 1 1/2 mins) until 'His' fucking team scores a goal, then blows for fucking time when they have. We ended with a draw, but the fucking C**t (sorry but I am really fucking pissed off like you don't know) cost us 2 points and is a fucking disgrace. I am far from being a bad loser, but this takes the piss out of the game and I will go so fucking far to say, even if L**on had refereeing that bad I would feel angry for them. Who says there is skill left in Football with fucking wankers like that let loose. :fu:

 

Rant fucking over.

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I am fucking pissed,really pissed. Fuck cheating, scumbag fucking referees who give fucking penalties when they arent (which we saved you cheating motherfucker) and adds on extra extra time (another 1 1/2 mins) until 'His' fucking team scores a goal, then blows for fucking time when they have. We ended with a draw, but the fucking C**t (sorry but I am really fucking pissed off like you don't know) cost us 2 points and is a fucking disgrace. I am far from being a bad loser, but this takes the piss out of the game and I will go so fucking far to say, even if L**on had refereeing that bad I would feel angry for them. Who says there is skill left in Football with fucking wankers like that let loose. :fu:

 

Rant fucking over.

I know how you fuckin' feel while watching hockey. It's the same fuckin' way. :hammer:

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Fuck!

 

When I get home tonight I gotta drag my old fuckin' sofa and one of our living room fuckin' chairs out to the fuckin' curb for garbage pick up. My wife's cousin is getting new fuckin' furniture delivered tomorrow, so she's giving us her old fuckin' sofa (which is still newer than our current, beat-to-fuckin' shit couch) and love seat. (I almost said "fuckin' love seat" but that sounded fuckin' dirty.) I can feel the fuckin backache comin' on already.

 

 

Well, the old furniture is out to the fuckin curb and my back is fuckin killing me. We're picking up the new fuckin furniture tomorrow evening so I hope my fuckin back doesn't hurt by then...

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