Jump to content

The F*%K Thread


raildog

Recommended Posts

I won't go fucking splat as I will land on my pert buttocks and fucking bounce back up. No - he'll agree, like he did on the fucking telephone yesterday, that they fucking suck!!

 

 

I can testify to those fuckin pert buttocks. :whistle:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Widow, if Jez gets caught uttering such words, he's forced to root for Luton for all fuckin' eternity. :rofl2:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

That fuckin' smiling pig. Did you see him? Funny little fucker. He made what I was going to say in this fuckin' thread about fuckin' Monday just fuckin' disappear. Sure, I still wish I was lying face down in a ditch unconscious, but I don't want to speak about it because of that smiling pig.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Widow, if Jez gets caught uttering such words, he's forced to root for Luton for all fuckin' eternity. :rofl2:

 

 

Fuck 'em - lock me up!!! I'll fucking 'Root' for myself thanx very much.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Widow, if Jez gets caught uttering such words, he's forced to root for Luton for all fuckin' eternity. :rofl2:

 

 

Fuck 'em - lock me up!!! I'll fucking 'Root' for myself thanx very much.

Is that anyway to talk about a mate's favorite fuckin' footie team?? :unsure:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Good Fuckin Afternoon fuckers. Whats fuckin shakiN?

We fuckin' are here.It's still fuckin' monkeys outside.... :whistle:

 

 

 

what just exactly is fuckin monkeys outside?

 

Who exactly is fuckin' monkeys? Isn't that against the law? Except for other monkeys?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Good Fuckin Afternoon fuckers. Whats fuckin shakiN?

We fuckin' are here.It's still fuckin' monkeys outside.... :whistle:

 

 

 

what just exactly is fuckin monkeys outside?

Cold,fuckin' freezing..Enough to freeze the fuckin' balls off a fuckin' brass monkey....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Good Fuckin Afternoon fuckers. Whats fuckin shakiN?

We fuckin' are here.It's still fuckin' monkeys outside.... :whistle:

 

 

 

what just exactly is fuckin monkeys outside?

Cold,fuckin' freezing..Enough to freeze the fuckin' balls off a fuckin' brass monkey....

 

You fuckin' Brits and your wacky fuckin slang, I swear.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

jeez keef, haven't you ever fuckin heard of colder than a witch's tittie in a brass bra? same principle applies here. ;)

 

Maybe it gets that fuckin' cold in the Dakotas but not out this-a-fuckin-way

Link to comment
Share on other sites

To be able to work in shorts is pretty much my fuckin' dream come true. Working in a place where I can't breath unmonitored is not my fuckin' idea of an actualized dream.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.