The F*%K Thread

[Jez]

A little snow here aswell. Fuck winter!!

[Fat Freddy]

....aaaaand the rain is back to fuckin snow again. What the fuckin fuck?

[Faron]

Snow now stopped but so fucking cold

[Chris]

Snow now stopped but so fucking cold

Cold here too. It's 66 F. Brrrrrrrrr.

[Faron]

Snow now stopped but so fucking cold

Cold here too. It's 66 F. Brrrrrrrrr.

 

It`s fucking minus 66 F here mate

[Widda]

oh fuck this....have to go pick up my sister later! FUCK!

[Jez]

oh fuck this....have to go pick up my sister later! FUCK!

 

 

Fucking leave her.

[Widda]

oh fuck this....have to go pick up my sister later! FUCK!

 

 

Fucking leave her.

 

 

I fuckin wish. *sigh*

[Geoff]

Twelve credit notes = how fucked my return to work has been. Fuck every day that's not a holiday or a weekend.

[Wotty]

Fuck the "enemy"...

[Widda]

Fuck the "enemy"...

 

 

somefuckin where, somefuckin time, i would like to tell her to her face the same thing

[Wotty]

Fuck the "enemy"...

 

 

somefuckin where, somefuckin time, i would like to tell her to her face the same thing

Fuckin' thank you......

[Faron]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

[Fat Freddy]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

 

Sorry to fuckin hear that, whatever the fuck a "5 a side runaround" is.

[Faron]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

 

Sorry to fuckin hear that, whatever the fuck a "5 a side runaround" is.

 

Football mate, fuckin` football

[Fat Freddy]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

 

Sorry to fuckin hear that, whatever the fuck a "5 a side runaround" is.

 

Football mate, fuckin` football

 

If you fuckin' say so. We call it fuckin soccer over here anyway...

[Faron]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

 

Sorry to fuckin hear that, whatever the fuck a "5 a side runaround" is.

 

Football mate, fuckin` football

 

If you fuckin' say so. We call it fuckin soccer over here anyway...

 

Soccer what a crap name for a fuckin` great sport

[Geoff]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

 

Sorry to fuckin hear that, whatever the fuck a "5 a side runaround" is.

 

Football mate, fuckin` football

 

If you fuckin' say so. We call it fuckin soccer over here anyway...

 

Soccer what a crap name for a fuckin` great sport

I always thought it was a suitable crap name for a fuckin' crap sport.

[Faron]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

 

Sorry to fuckin hear that, whatever the fuck a "5 a side runaround" is.

 

Football mate, fuckin` football

 

If you fuckin' say so. We call it fuckin soccer over here anyway...

 

Soccer what a crap name for a fuckin` great sport

I always thought it was a suitable crap name for a fuckin' crap sport.

 

What the fuck do you know

[Jez]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

 

Sorry to fuckin hear that, whatever the fuck a "5 a side runaround" is.

 

Football mate, fuckin` football

 

If you fuckin' say so. We call it fuckin soccer over here anyway...

 

Soccer what a crap name for a fuckin` great sport

I always thought it was a suitable crap name for a fuckin' crap sport.

 

What the fuck do you know

 

Australian you know! Neve rmind

[Geoff]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

 

Sorry to fuckin hear that, whatever the fuck a "5 a side runaround" is.

 

Football mate, fuckin` football

 

If you fuckin' say so. We call it fuckin soccer over here anyway...

 

Soccer what a crap name for a fuckin` great sport

I always thought it was a suitable crap name for a fuckin' crap sport.

 

What the fuck do you know

Not much... just that soccer sucks scrotal areas.

 

Unless you're playing it yourself. Then its okay. Professionaly it's a fucked up sport for poofters and pansy skirt wearers disguised as "men"... until their first dive.

[Faron]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

 

Sorry to fuckin hear that, whatever the fuck a "5 a side runaround" is.

 

Football mate, fuckin` football

 

If you fuckin' say so. We call it fuckin soccer over here anyway...

 

Soccer what a crap name for a fuckin` great sport

I always thought it was a suitable crap name for a fuckin' crap sport.

 

What the fuck do you know

Not much... just that soccer sucks scrotal areas.

 

Unless you're playing it yourself. Then its okay. Professionaly it's a fucked up sport for poofters and pansy skirt wearers disguised as "men"... until their first dive.

 

It`s Fucking football matey boy and the rest of what you`ve said is spot on, especially involving Luton Clowns and Crystal Palarse

[Jez]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

 

Sorry to fuckin hear that, whatever the fuck a "5 a side runaround" is.

 

Football mate, fuckin` football

 

If you fuckin' say so. We call it fuckin soccer over here anyway...

 

Soccer what a crap name for a fuckin` great sport

I always thought it was a suitable crap name for a fuckin' crap sport.

 

What the fuck do you know

Not much... just that soccer sucks scrotal areas.

 

Unless you're playing it yourself. Then its okay. Professionaly it's a fucked up sport for poofters and pansy skirt wearers disguised as "men"... until their first dive.

 

It`s Fucking football matey boy and the rest of what you`ve said is spot on, especially involving Luton Clowns and Crystal Palarse

 

'a fucked up sport for poofters and pansy skirt wearers disguised as "men'

 

As I have said many times before, that is a perfect description of the 'game' played by Australian Homosexual males called Aussie 'chase me' Rules football. Never a sport more gay than that my friend. Chuck in a pink handbag instead of a ball and the game would be complete.

 

It also describes perfectly most of Manchester United's glory hunting 'supporters' who mainly live in every other countries besides England.

[Geoff]

My fucking 5 a side runaround has been cancelled

 

Sorry to fuckin hear that, whatever the fuck a "5 a side runaround" is.

 

Football mate, fuckin` football

 

If you fuckin' say so. We call it fuckin soccer over here anyway...

 

Soccer what a crap name for a fuckin` great sport

I always thought it was a suitable crap name for a fuckin' crap sport.

 

What the fuck do you know

Not much... just that soccer sucks scrotal areas.

 

Unless you're playing it yourself. Then its okay. Professionaly it's a fucked up sport for poofters and pansy skirt wearers disguised as "men"... until their first dive.

 

It`s Fucking football matey boy and the rest of what you`ve said is spot on, especially involving Luton Clowns and Crystal Palarse

 

'a fucked up sport for poofters and pansy skirt wearers disguised as "men'

 

As I have said many times before, that is a perfect description of the 'game' played by Australian Homosexual males called Aussie 'chase me' Rules football. Never a sport more gay than that my friend. Chuck in a pink handbag instead of a ball and the game would be complete.

I'm not a fan of the sport myself, but how is it gay in any way? There's hits as big as either form of rugby, it's fast paced with a lot of points scored, some huge flying leaps, elbows in faces... it's a hard game. How is it gayer than a bunch of poofs running around an oval passing a ball with the slight chance of one or two goals in 90mins if extremely lucky... crying for a medic if they see someone's foot so that they can be carried off on a stretcher for an ass massage and seminal ass injection before being let back on the field to dive at the next sighting of a foot. Face it, mate. They're all a bunch of poofters. At least AFL guys know how to take a hit and keep a game fuckin' interesting.

[Jez]

Some examples of tonights scores that fuck up the 'Slight Chance' of a goal theory

 

Arsenal 4 - Tottenham 4

Aston Villa 3 - Blackburn 2

Hull City 0 - Chelsea3

 

Proper Football is played in a fucking rectangular pitch not an oval, you fucking heathen