Fat Freddy Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I'm fuckin nervous as fuckin hell that I may have to go serve fuckin jury duty on Monday, which I really don't wanna be fuckin bothered with. I won't know for sure till after 5 fuckin' PM on Friday, when I have to call the fuckin phone # on my fuckin jury duty summons and find out if they need me. Guilty as fucking charged, now get the fuck out of there. I was fuckin thinking, if I do have to report for fuckin jury duty on Monday, maybe I shouldn't shower or fuckin shave all fuckin weekend and then show up for court in a beat up Iron Maiden shirt and fuckin ripped up jeans, with two different fuckin sneakers on... think that'd get me thrown the fuck outta there?? In Joisy? I dont fuckin think so You think you're so fuckin smart don'cha?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widda Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I'm fuckin nervous as fuckin hell that I may have to go serve fuckin jury duty on Monday, which I really don't wanna be fuckin bothered with. I won't know for sure till after 5 fuckin' PM on Friday, when I have to call the fuckin phone # on my fuckin jury duty summons and find out if they need me. Guilty as fucking charged, now get the fuck out of there. I was fuckin thinking, if I do have to report for fuckin jury duty on Monday, maybe I shouldn't shower or fuckin shave all fuckin weekend and then show up for court in a beat up Iron Maiden shirt and fuckin ripped up jeans, with two different fuckin sneakers on... think that'd get me thrown the fuck outta there?? In Joisy? I dont fuckin think so You think you're so fuckin smart don'cha?? i fuckin KNOW so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I'm fuckin nervous as fuckin hell that I may have to go serve fuckin jury duty on Monday, which I really don't wanna be fuckin bothered with. I won't know for sure till after 5 fuckin' PM on Friday, when I have to call the fuckin phone # on my fuckin jury duty summons and find out if they need me. Look at the fucking bright side, if you don't get the call, that 1st beer of the fucking weekend is gonna be fucking sweet! I think I just fucking combined two fucking threads. My fucking bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Fuck it all........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 It's fucking Friday my boys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widda Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 It's fucking Friday my boys! ahfuckinhem.... Boys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 He's talking to his fucking Ball sack again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 He's talking to his fucking Ball sack again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Those fuckers need to be caressed too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Fuck 'em all !!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Fuck 'em all !!!!!!!!!! A-fuckin'-men to that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widda Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Fuck 'em all !!!!!!!!!! A-fuckin'-men to that!! I will fuckin third that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Hot fuck, it's fucking Saturday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widda Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Hot fuck, it's fucking Saturday! teefuckinhee hee... you said hot fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Hot fuck, it's fucking Saturday! teefuckinhee hee... you said hot fuck No idea where the fuck it came from. It just sounded good at the fucking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 Hot fuck, it's fucking Saturday! teefuckinhee hee... you said hot fuck No idea where the fuck it came from. It just sounded good at the fucking time. And fucking hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 My husband is hot as fuck. But we had a little tiff tonight. I still fucking love him and he loves me. And there's nothing quite like make up sex. Fuckin A!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 Fuck Rotherham......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 My husband is hot as fuck. But we had a little tiff tonight. I still fucking love him and he loves me. And there's nothing quite like make up sex. Fuckin A!!!! My fucking wife typed that. And I feel like fuck right now (too much beer and JD). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 My husband is hot as fuck. But we had a little tiff tonight. I still fucking love him and he loves me. And there's nothing quite like make up sex. Fuckin A!!!! My fucking wife typed that. And I feel like fuck right now (too much beer and JD). Wives are a fuckin' scream............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 My husband is hot as fuck. But we had a little tiff tonight. I still fucking love him and he loves me. And there's nothing quite like make up sex. Fuckin A!!!! My fucking wife typed that. And I feel like fuck right now (too much beer and JD). Wives are a fuckin' scream............ Fuckin' . Like that Ian?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widda Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 oh fuck. tommorow is monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotty Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 My husband is hot as fuck. But we had a little tiff tonight. I still fucking love him and he loves me. And there's nothing quite like make up sex. Fuckin A!!!! My fucking wife typed that. And I feel like fuck right now (too much beer and JD). Wives are a fuckin' scream............ Fuckin' . Like that Ian?? Fuck yeah..In my fuckin' case.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 oh fuck. tommorow is monday. Oh Fuck, TODAY is Monday. fucker dee fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Freddy Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Monday fuckin morning and at least I didn't have to go to fuckin Newark for jury duty. However, I gotta call the fuckin # on my summons after 5 fuckin PM today and find out if they're gonna fuckin need me TOMORROW, and I may be fuckin "on call" for this for the next fuckin ten days. Let's hope it's a slow time of fuckin year for the fuckin courts in Newark huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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