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Fuck...a beer sounds good

 

Fuck - 6 sounds even fucking better. But alas I have to fucking wait until tomorrow.

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THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK! IT IS FUCKIN FRIDAY TOMMOROW...AND THEY WILL PACK UP THE LEATHER, THE TRAILERS, THE BEDROLLS THE TEESHIRTS AND THE OL LADIES AND GO THE FUCK HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banger::guitbannana::drink::banana::dance:

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

The Girl has a fucking way with words don't ya fucking think?

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

The Girl has a fucking way with words don't ya fucking think?

Thanks for putting a smile on my fucking face, albeit a small one...

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Fuck the DMV. Just fuck them all to hell.

Fuckin' pretty much the same in every fuckin' state from what I hear... :(

 

 

I dunno, the wyoming DMV is perticulary fuckin evil.

 

You only say that cuz you never had to deal with the fuckin Jersey DMV back in the day. They've cleaned up their fuckin act somewhat but for a LONG time the fuckin Jersey DMV was better known as the Ninth Circle of Hell.

Jersey is where fuckin' Wyoming comes to get training.

 

That wouldn't fucking suprise me. Fuck I'm still pissed off.

I have my damn birth certificate but no that's not good enough, I have to fucking send a fucking check and a letter to the state I was fucking born in and wait up to 3 fucking weeks and then take that birth cert in and then they'll order the hard copy of my fucking DL which will take up to 4-6 fucking weeks. Fuck.

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I'm not joking. I'm going to smash this fucking phone in a second if it doesn't stop fucking ringing.

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I'm not joking. I'm going to smash this fucking phone in a second if it doesn't stop fucking ringing.

 

I got a secret on how to handle that situation. UNPLUG it. :tumbsup:

I'm fucking considering it, I tell you that.

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I'm not joking. I'm going to smash this fucking phone in a second if it doesn't stop fucking ringing.

 

I got a secret on how to handle that situation. UNPLUG it. :tumbsup:

I'm fucking considering it, I tell you that.

 

Fucking do it cousin.

By the way I didn't use the word fuck in my above post, I should have someone ban me. :anon:

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I'm not joking. I'm going to smash this fucking phone in a second if it doesn't stop fucking ringing.

 

I got a secret on how to handle that situation. UNPLUG it. :tumbsup:

I'm fucking considering it, I tell you that.

 

Fucking do it cousin.

By the way I didn't use the word fuck in my above post, I should have someone ban me. :anon:

That'd be fucking nice... sure as fuck as soon as I started typing that motherfucking phone rung again. FUCK!!!

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

The Girl has a fucking way with words don't ya fucking think?

 

 

Awwww shucks guys, i am fuckin blushing :)

 

I wonder if i am a blusher whist fucking?

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

The Girl has a fucking way with words don't ya fucking think?

 

 

Awwww shucks guys, i am fuckin blushing :)

 

I wonder if i am a blusher whist fucking?

 

What's 'Whist Fucking', Some new kinky fucking card game?? or did you mean Wrist fucking?

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This day is fucking fucking me so fucking fuckedly. Usually I just fucking hate work, but I fucking hate the fuck out of it today. Everyone just needs to fuck the fuck off.

 

Blushing from exertion during sex means you're making it happen, for everyone involved.

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

The Girl has a fucking way with words don't ya fucking think?

 

 

Awwww shucks guys, i am fuckin blushing :)

 

I wonder if i am a blusher whist fucking?

 

What's 'Whist Fucking', Some new kinky fucking card game?? or did you mean Wrist fucking?

It's actually "whilst fucking", another way to say "while fucking".

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As if the day wasn't fucked enough as it is, my computer decides to chime in making me wait 18 hours everytime I click a new fucking icon on the fucking internet page. FUCK!

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

The Girl has a fucking way with words don't ya fucking think?

 

 

Awwww shucks guys, i am fuckin blushing :)

 

I wonder if i am a blusher whist fucking?

 

What's 'Whist Fucking', Some new kinky fucking card game?? or did you mean Wrist fucking?

It's actually "whilst fucking", another way to say "while fucking".

 

 

well, excuse the FUCK out of me....for my lack of fuckin spelling and grammar skills ..... :lol:

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I need to piss and I'm fucking hungry. Who's going to carry my urine to the bowl and who's buying me food? Whoever it is - and I don't mean to be impolite - but hurry the fuck up.

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

The Girl has a fucking way with words don't ya fucking think?

 

 

Awwww shucks guys, i am fuckin blushing :)

 

I wonder if i am a blusher whist fucking?

 

What's 'Whist Fucking', Some new kinky fucking card game?? or did you mean Wrist fucking?

It's actually "whilst fucking", another way to say "while fucking".

 

 

well, excuse the FUCK out of me....for my lack of fuckin spelling and grammar skills ..... :lol:

 

 

Your forgiven! - You are fucking American after all :whistle:

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

The Girl has a fucking way with words don't ya fucking think?

 

 

Awwww shucks guys, i am fuckin blushing :)

 

I wonder if i am a blusher whist fucking?

 

What's 'Whist Fucking', Some new kinky fucking card game?? or did you mean Wrist fucking?

It's actually "whilst fucking", another way to say "while fucking".

 

 

well, excuse the FUCK out of me....for my lack of fuckin spelling and grammar skills ..... :lol:

 

 

Your forgiven! - You are fucking American after all :whistle:

 

 

YOU FORGOT TO SAY FUCK JEZ! :lol: caught you red fuckin handed!

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

The Girl has a fucking way with words don't ya fucking think?

 

 

Awwww shucks guys, i am fuckin blushing :)

 

I wonder if i am a blusher whist fucking?

 

What's 'Whist Fucking', Some new kinky fucking card game?? or did you mean Wrist fucking?

It's actually "whilst fucking", another way to say "while fucking".

 

 

well, excuse the FUCK out of me....for my lack of fuckin spelling and grammar skills ..... :lol:

 

 

Your forgiven! - You are fucking American after all :whistle:

 

 

YOU FORGOT TO SAY FUCK JEZ! :lol: caught you red fuckin handed!

 

 

Fucking corrected!! :lol:

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

The Girl has a fucking way with words don't ya fucking think?

 

 

Awwww shucks guys, i am fuckin blushing :)

 

I wonder if i am a blusher whist fucking?

 

What's 'Whist Fucking', Some new kinky fucking card game?? or did you mean Wrist fucking?

It's actually "whilst fucking", another way to say "while fucking".

 

 

well, excuse the FUCK out of me....for my lack of fuckin spelling and grammar skills ..... :lol:

 

 

Your forgiven! - You are fucking American after all :whistle:

 

 

YOU FORGOT TO SAY FUCK JEZ! :lol: caught you red fuckin handed!

 

 

Fucking corrected!! :lol:

 

 

it is a dirty fuckin job, but someone has to do it. Meanwhile in other news....yay me..it is time to go the fuck to sleep!

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"THANK YOU SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK" <------- Now THAT was fuckin' funny!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:

 

The Girl has a fucking way with words don't ya fucking think?

 

 

Awwww shucks guys, i am fuckin blushing :)

 

I wonder if i am a blusher whist fucking?

 

What's 'Whist Fucking', Some new kinky fucking card game?? or did you mean Wrist fucking?

 

Yeah....maybe she has a thing for wrists but has a fuckin' lisp?! :banana:

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