The Uninteresting Thread

[Geoff]

This isn't uninteresting but I'm going to speak about it here:

 

I was watching a pornographic scene the other day which features these two sluts holding a guy at gunpoint. Somehow it happened that they forced this poor guy to have his penis devoured and then sexually attacked by these vicious criminals... all the while one of the girls kept the gun to his head. Then, when he was finished they both crouched down before him and he sprayed his love fluid all over their faces. The fluid then blinded them and they lost control of the gun so he got it back and they were now his prisoner. HAHA! I laughed so hard as I ejacu- ah... I... uh, evacuated the room. Because I was laughing.

 

But seriously, they chose the right dude for the job as he sprayed the hell out of both of them, everywhere, and they actually could literally have been blinded by it. Very well scripted in that department.

[Wotty]

I had more broccoli than cauliflower at dinner.............SHOCK !!!!!!!!!

[Chris]

I had more broccoli than cauliflower at dinner.............SHOCK !!!!!!!!!

Wow....well, not really...

[Geoff]

My legs are sore from bushwalking and my shoulders are sore from surfing. Plus I got burnt yesterday. Tsk tsk. I have been warned about the dangers of the sun.

[Wotty]

Today's carer is exceptionally lush !!

[Geoff]

Today's carer is exceptionally lush !!

Grope her. Please. For me.

[Wotty]

ITV's Loose Women......

[aMetalhead1966]

shit will always be shit....

[Geoff]

Last night I watched:

 

Survivor

The Bachelor

Tool Academy

Amazing Race

The Bachelorette

 

All in a row, one after another. And at the end of it all I wished there were new episodes of each one of them! Reality TV - F*CK YEAH!!!

[phaffas]

Last night I watched:

 

Survivor

The Bachelor

Tool Academy

Amazing Race

The Bachelorette

 

All in a row, one after another. And at the end of it all I wished there were new episodes of each one of them! Reality TV - F*CK YEAH!!!

 

 

wow, your like must suck as much as mine does

[phaffas]

Today's carer is exceptionally lush !!

Grope her. Please. For me.

 

isnt lush meaning overgrown?

 

if we have a lush shrub here its usally doing well.... tad on overgrown leafy side....

 

 

is she overgrown?

[phaffas]

Does anyone else have annoying coworkers tell them the same story everyday you see them.... seriously im sick of one guy telling me that on Fridays he buys coffee in a take away cup but sits down...

[bangerdave]

Last night I watched:

 

Survivor

The Bachelor

Tool Academy

Amazing Race

The Bachelorette

 

All in a row, one after another. And at the end of it all I wished there were new episodes of each one of them! Reality TV - F*CK YEAH!!!

 

 

wow, your like must suck as much as mine does

It sure does when your wife and daughter have control of the Foxtel remote,kill me now.

[Wotty]

Today's carer is exceptionally lush !!

Grope her. Please. For me.

 

isnt lush meaning overgrown?

 

if we have a lush shrub here its usally doing well.... tad on overgrown leafy side....

 

 

is she overgrown?

Lush,here in your motherland,means extremely attractive........

[bangerdave]

My legs are sore from bushwalking and my shoulders are sore from surfing. Plus I got burnt yesterday. Tsk tsk. I have been warned about the dangers of the sun.

I think your shoulders are sore from watching your pornographic material By the way mate any chance i can borrow that

[Wotty]

My legs are sore from bushwalking and my shoulders are sore from surfing. Plus I got burnt yesterday. Tsk tsk. I have been warned about the dangers of the sun.

I think your shoulders are sore from watching your pornographic material By the way mate any chance i can borrow that

Dirty raincoat alert !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Geoff]

Last night I watched:

 

Survivor

The Bachelor

Tool Academy

Amazing Race

The Bachelorette

 

All in a row, one after another. And at the end of it all I wished there were new episodes of each one of them! Reality TV - F*CK YEAH!!!

 

 

wow, your like must suck as much as mine does

It sure does when your wife and daughter have control of the Foxtel remote,kill me now.

My wife was probably thinking the same thing as I went on my reality TV rampage. She likes 'Survivor' (but then again what proper human being doesn't?!) but the rest all get on her nerves... hence why she was asleep by about 8:30pm.

 

My legs are sore from bushwalking and my shoulders are sore from surfing. Plus I got burnt yesterday. Tsk tsk. I have been warned about the dangers of the sun.

I think your shoulders are sore from watching your pornographic material By the way mate any chance i can borrow that

Yeah, it was good material. Audrey Bitoni was the name of the extremely sexy brunette slut in said scene. Well worth looking into mate:

 

 

Apologies for the interesting post.

[Wotty]

The tv is on "mute"......

[Geoff]

I want the working portion of this day to cease.

[Chris]

I want the working portion of this day to cease.

That probably won't happen....only because you want it.

[Geoff]

I want the working portion of this day to cease.

That probably won't happen....only because you want it.

It will happen. In three hours and forty seven minutes.

[Geoff]

I get a daily email from this dude who does a daily surf report (awesome photographer too) and today he had a bunch of pics of girls surfing down at Bondi. All were in bikinis. So what I want to know is why so many f*cking pansies are still wearing wetsuits at this time of year? If I can wear shorts and the girls can wear bikinis (both of us looking devilishly sexy), why are there so many homos out there in wetsuits?

[& then]

eye crud....

[Wotty]

The bathroom door is slightly ajar !!!!!!

[Jez]

The bathroom door is slightly ajar !!!!!!

 

It either is or it isn't, so which one is it?