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My nose doesn't appreciate the air it breathes today. How does all this shit get underneath the doors?

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ahh back to bed!

What? Why? Are you sick? Let me nurse you back to health.

 

"aww boss im sick"

"ok go home"

 

<WOO CD SHOPPING TIME THEN BED!>

And you still have the indecency to fire hot sluts for looking at Facebook?

 

Harsh bastard.

 

Which CD shops did you look at? Anything good?

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ahh back to bed!

What? Why? Are you sick? Let me nurse you back to health.

 

"aww boss im sick"

"ok go home"

 

<WOO CD SHOPPING TIME THEN BED!>

And you still have the indecency to fire hot sluts for looking at Facebook?

 

Harsh bastard.

 

Which CD shops did you look at? Anything good?

 

Yes but the reason im sick is i work till stupid hrs at night.

 

Ive got a rare Hinder if you want it.

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ahh back to bed!

What? Why? Are you sick? Let me nurse you back to health.

 

"aww boss im sick"

"ok go home"

 

<WOO CD SHOPPING TIME THEN BED!>

And you still have the indecency to fire hot sluts for looking at Facebook?

 

Harsh bastard.

 

Which CD shops did you look at? Anything good?

 

Yes but the reason im sick is i work till stupid hrs at night.

 

Ive got a rare Hinder if you want it.

How does work make you sick, you freak? Toughen up! Oh, and you wouldn't have to work back late if you didn't fire the hot slut and she could have done the work for you.

 

Is that the ultra rare Dixie-pressed Hinder CD? If so, would you take $250 for it?

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ahh back to bed!

What? Why? Are you sick? Let me nurse you back to health.

 

"aww boss im sick"

"ok go home"

 

<WOO CD SHOPPING TIME THEN BED!>

And you still have the indecency to fire hot sluts for looking at Facebook?

 

Harsh bastard.

 

Which CD shops did you look at? Anything good?

 

Yes but the reason im sick is i work till stupid hrs at night.

 

Ive got a rare Hinder if you want it.

How does work make you sick, you freak? Toughen up! Oh, and you wouldn't have to work back late if you didn't fire the hot slut and she could have done the work for you.

 

 

 

He gets a proper job, nearly as tough as what the rest of us have to do :whistle: and after 5 minutes look what happens to him. Freakoid!! ;)

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ahh back to bed!

What? Why? Are you sick? Let me nurse you back to health.

 

"aww boss im sick"

"ok go home"

 

<WOO CD SHOPPING TIME THEN BED!>

And you still have the indecency to fire hot sluts for looking at Facebook?

 

Harsh bastard.

 

Which CD shops did you look at? Anything good?

 

Yes but the reason im sick is i work till stupid hrs at night.

 

Ive got a rare Hinder if you want it.

How does work make you sick, you freak? Toughen up! Oh, and you wouldn't have to work back late if you didn't fire the hot slut and she could have done the work for you.

 

 

 

He gets a proper job, nearly as tough as what the rest of us have to do :whistle: and after 5 minutes look what happens to him. Freakoid!! ;)

 

Yeh but i know you love your job... getting to spend your day surrounded by male...

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ahh back to bed!

What? Why? Are you sick? Let me nurse you back to health.

 

"aww boss im sick"

"ok go home"

 

<WOO CD SHOPPING TIME THEN BED!>

And you still have the indecency to fire hot sluts for looking at Facebook?

 

Harsh bastard.

 

Which CD shops did you look at? Anything good?

 

Yes but the reason im sick is i work till stupid hrs at night.

 

Ive got a rare Hinder if you want it.

How does work make you sick, you freak? Toughen up! Oh, and you wouldn't have to work back late if you didn't fire the hot slut and she could have done the work for you.

 

 

 

He gets a proper job, nearly as tough as what the rest of us have to do :whistle: and after 5 minutes look what happens to him. Freakoid!! ;)

 

Yeh but i know you love your job... getting to spend your day surrounded by male...

That was awful but I'll be f*cked if it didn't make me laugh aloud. Damn you, The 'Phile!

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ahh back to bed!

What? Why? Are you sick? Let me nurse you back to health.

 

"aww boss im sick"

"ok go home"

 

<WOO CD SHOPPING TIME THEN BED!>

And you still have the indecency to fire hot sluts for looking at Facebook?

 

Harsh bastard.

 

Which CD shops did you look at? Anything good?

 

 

Yes but the reason im sick is i work till stupid hrs at night.

 

Ive got a rare Hinder if you want it.

How does work make you sick, you freak? Toughen up! Oh, and you wouldn't have to work back late if you didn't fire the hot slut and she could have done the work for you.

 

 

 

He gets a proper job, nearly as tough as what the rest of us have to do :whistle: and after 5 minutes look what happens to him. Freakoid!! ;)

 

Yeh but i know you love your job... getting to spend your day surrounded by male...

That was awful but I'll be f*cked if it didn't make me laugh aloud. Damn you, The 'Phile!

 

 

Oh, that 'Joke' hasn't been cracked before then!! :whistle:

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ahh back to bed!

What? Why? Are you sick? Let me nurse you back to health.

 

"aww boss im sick"

"ok go home"

 

<WOO CD SHOPPING TIME THEN BED!>

And you still have the indecency to fire hot sluts for looking at Facebook?

 

Harsh bastard.

 

Which CD shops did you look at? Anything good?

 

 

Yes but the reason im sick is i work till stupid hrs at night.

 

Ive got a rare Hinder if you want it.

How does work make you sick, you freak? Toughen up! Oh, and you wouldn't have to work back late if you didn't fire the hot slut and she could have done the work for you.

 

 

 

He gets a proper job, nearly as tough as what the rest of us have to do :whistle: and after 5 minutes look what happens to him. Freakoid!! ;)

 

Yeh but i know you love your job... getting to spend your day surrounded by male...

That was awful but I'll be f*cked if it didn't make me laugh aloud. Damn you, The 'Phile!

 

 

Oh, that 'Joke' hasn't been cracked before then!! :whistle:

I live in a bird's nest and I've never heard it before. :(

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...And to quote a young lady a few years back when I was on deliveries, on a horrible rainy morning, as I knocked on her door with my...sorry, her large packet.

 

''Oooh Don't you love some dripping male'' unquote. :hammer:

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...And to quote a young lady a few years back when I was on deliveries, on a horrible rainy morning, as I knocked on her door with my...sorry, her large packet.

 

''Oooh Don't you love some dripping male'' unquote. :hammer:

Did you have your organ with you? :whistle:

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...And to quote a young lady a few years back when I was on deliveries, on a horrible rainy morning, as I knocked on her door with my...sorry, her large packet.

 

''Oooh Don't you love some dripping male'' unquote. :hammer:

Did you have your organ with you? :whistle:

 

No, just my Pink Oboe! ;)

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...And to quote a young lady a few years back when I was on deliveries, on a horrible rainy morning, as I knocked on her door with my...sorry, her large packet.

 

''Oooh Don't you love some dripping male'' unquote. :hammer:

Did you have your organ with you? :whistle:

 

No, just my Pink Oboe! ;)

 

Youre pretty good at soloing ive heard...

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ahh back to bed!

What? Why? Are you sick? Let me nurse you back to health.

 

"aww boss im sick"

"ok go home"

 

<WOO CD SHOPPING TIME THEN BED!>

And you still have the indecency to fire hot sluts for looking at Facebook?

 

Harsh bastard.

 

Which CD shops did you look at? Anything good?

 

Yes but the reason im sick is i work till stupid hrs at night.

 

Ive got a rare Hinder if you want it.

How does work make you sick, you freak? Toughen up! Oh, and you wouldn't have to work back late if you didn't fire the hot slut and she could have done the work for you.

 

 

 

He gets a proper job, nearly as tough as what the rest of us have to do :whistle: and after 5 minutes look what happens to him. Freakoid!! ;)

 

Yeh but i know you love your job... getting to spend your day surrounded by male...

 

:rofl2:

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