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I have to pee.

So do I....

 

 

I just went in my pants. :anon:

Went where? :rofl2:

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I have to pee.

So do I....

 

 

I just went in my pants. :anon:

Went where? :rofl2:

 

Right there.

But you're there. How could you be here too? And don't be like Geoff and say you're that big. :whistle:

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Yes, my penis is big blah blah... as is the void in my life since Cauterize's departure sent me into a spiral of despair and heartache. And polar bear fur. Damn, I just can't get enough of that stuff ever since Cauterize split.

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Yes, my penis is big blah blah... as is the void in my life since Cauterize's departure sent me into a spiral of despair and heartache. And polar bear fur. Damn, I just can't get enough of that stuff ever since Cauterize split.

Dude stop sniffin' glue...

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Yes, my penis is big blah blah... as is the void in my life since Cauterize's departure sent me into a spiral of despair and heartache. And polar bear fur. Damn, I just can't get enough of that stuff ever since Cauterize split.

Dude stop sniffin' glue...

 

 

I think he's been drinking heavily ever since Cauterize's breakup.

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Yes, my penis is big blah blah... as is the void in my life since Cauterize's departure sent me into a spiral of despair and heartache. And polar bear fur. Damn, I just can't get enough of that stuff ever since Cauterize split.

Dude stop sniffin' glue...

 

 

I think he's been drinking heavily ever since Cauterize's breakup.

That does make sense. My bad!! Carry on...

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Yes, my penis is big blah blah... as is the void in my life since Cauterize's departure sent me into a spiral of despair and heartache. And polar bear fur. Damn, I just can't get enough of that stuff ever since Cauterize split.

Dude stop sniffin' glue...

 

 

I think he's been drinking heavily ever since Cauterize's breakup.

That does make sense. My bad!! Carry on...

Drinking heavily... and slashing wrists. Mostly other people's wrists (Sorry Cameron) but mine got a few slashes too.

 

And yeah, I've also been absolutely swimming in polar bear fur too.

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I bought a Lottery ticket in Norwich today...

is that better than getting a lottery ticket in your sandwich?

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I'm attacking the board with reckless abandon this morning because my bosses will be back soon and then the misery of the day will set in. Plus, I may have to put my pants back on.

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I am making dinner right now.

 

Pasta and garlic bread.

Will the garlic bread be finished soon? I'd sure like a peice while I'm waiting for the pasta.

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I am making dinner right now.

 

Pasta and garlic bread.

Will the garlic bread be finished soon? I'd sure like a peice while I'm waiting for the pasta.

 

 

Sorry cousin I ate it all. I'm so rude.

Oh. Wow. Uh, so you gonna save any of that pasta for me?

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I am making dinner right now.

 

Pasta and garlic bread.

Will the garlic bread be finished soon? I'd sure like a peice while I'm waiting for the pasta.

 

 

Sorry cousin I ate it all. I'm so rude.

Oh. Wow. Uh, so you gonna save any of that pasta for me?

 

The leftovers are in the fridge. Should I make you a plate?

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I am making dinner right now.

 

Pasta and garlic bread.

Will the garlic bread be finished soon? I'd sure like a peice while I'm waiting for the pasta.

 

 

Sorry cousin I ate it all. I'm so rude.

Oh. Wow. Uh, so you gonna save any of that pasta for me?

 

The leftovers are in the fridge. Should I make you a plate?

Damn, my cousin. You are one quick eater. Yeah, I guess I'll have a plate with the reheated remains. Can I have some ice cream too? I like ice cream.

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I am making dinner right now.

 

Pasta and garlic bread.

Will the garlic bread be finished soon? I'd sure like a peice while I'm waiting for the pasta.

 

 

Sorry cousin I ate it all. I'm so rude.

Oh. Wow. Uh, so you gonna save any of that pasta for me?

 

The leftovers are in the fridge. Should I make you a plate?

Damn, my cousin. You are one quick eater. Yeah, I guess I'll have a plate with the reheated remains. Can I have some ice cream too? I like ice cream.

 

Yes you can have some Ice Cream.

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I am making dinner right now.

 

Pasta and garlic bread.

Will the garlic bread be finished soon? I'd sure like a peice while I'm waiting for the pasta.

 

 

Sorry cousin I ate it all. I'm so rude.

Oh. Wow. Uh, so you gonna save any of that pasta for me?

 

The leftovers are in the fridge. Should I make you a plate?

Damn, my cousin. You are one quick eater. Yeah, I guess I'll have a plate with the reheated remains. Can I have some ice cream too? I like ice cream.

 

Yes you can have some Ice Cream.

IF you finish your pasta. <_<

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I am making dinner right now.

 

Pasta and garlic bread.

Will the garlic bread be finished soon? I'd sure like a peice while I'm waiting for the pasta.

 

 

Sorry cousin I ate it all. I'm so rude.

Oh. Wow. Uh, so you gonna save any of that pasta for me?

 

The leftovers are in the fridge. Should I make you a plate?

Damn, my cousin. You are one quick eater. Yeah, I guess I'll have a plate with the reheated remains. Can I have some ice cream too? I like ice cream.

 

Yes you can have some Ice Cream.

IF you finish your pasta. <_<

 

And IF he does the dishes. :whistle:

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