The Uninteresting Thread

[heaven&hell]

Eggheads is on the tv..

Keef & Wes are on tv??

 

What? Who are calling egghead?

[Geoff]

Hey Wes, I have some bacon here but it's tasting pretty bland. You mind if I borrow your head for some extra flavour?

[heaven&hell]

Hey Wes, I have some bacon here but it's tasting pretty bland. You mind if I borrow your head for some extra flavour?

 

You know what's funny?(besides everything I say)

My wife and I just had Bacon and Eggs for dinner.

[Geoff]

Hey Wes, I have some bacon here but it's tasting pretty bland. You mind if I borrow your head for some extra flavour?

 

You know what's funny?(besides everything I say)

My wife and I just had Bacon and Eggs for dinner.

I had an omlet with cheese and ham for dinner last night. It was damn good too. Sorry for cracking you open on the side of the pan in order to make it, cousin.

[Fat Freddy]

Eggheads is on the tv..

Keef & Wes are on tv??

 

Now that just hurts.

 

I'm about to heat up a Pop-Tart in the office micro. Breakfast of champions!

[Wotty]

There are two pens on my desk,one blue,one black...

[Wotty]

Someone's moved my pens...

[Jez]

I have many different coloured pens on my desk for when i get bored and I can colour in my picture book!

[TYG]

Do you think if the Harry Potter films/books came out in the 70's /early 80's .... It would have made sense to call him Harry Cooter instead .... i think Drive-in sales would have skyrocketed .

[heaven&hell]

I will be having frozen pizza for dinner. Hooray!!!!

[Chris]

Had pizza for lunch and now I'm too full to eat dinner.

[Geoff]

I will be having frozen pizza for dinner. Hooray!!!!

I'm going to give you a tip ; heat it up before you eat it.

[Chris]

I will be having frozen pizza for dinner. Hooray!!!!

I'm going to give you a tip ; heat it up before you eat it.

Good tip Geoff. Wes, you might chip a tooth if you don't.

[heaven&hell]

I will be having frozen pizza for dinner. Hooray!!!!

I'm going to give you a tip ; heat it up before you eat it.

Good tip Geoff. Wes, you might chip a tooth if you don't.

 

 

Oh so you're not supposed to eat it frozen?

[Chris]

I will be having frozen pizza for dinner. Hooray!!!!

I'm going to give you a tip ; heat it up before you eat it.

Good tip Geoff. Wes, you might chip a tooth if you don't.

 

 

Oh so you're not supposed to eat it frozen?

You probably could but be careful you don't chip a tooth.

[Geoff]

Cambodians eat pizza frozen, but I don't think it's spread outside of Cambodia.

 

Yet.

[Chris]

Cambodians eat pizza frozen, but I don't think it's spread outside of Cambodia.

 

Yet.

Is that why they have no teeth?

[Geoff]

Cambodians eat pizza frozen, but I don't think it's spread outside of Cambodia.

 

Yet.

Is that why they have no teeth?

To the contrary, they actually have very strong well conditioned chompers.

[heaven&hell]

How come we use the phrase 'I'm so hungry I could eat a Horse', but we never actually eat Horse?

 

How come we say 'I gotta pee like a Russian Race Horse'? Do Russian Race Horses pee often?

[Chris]

How come we use the phrase 'I'm so hungry I could eat a Horse', but we never actually eat Horse?

 

How come we say 'I gotta pee like a Russian Race Horse'? Do Russian Race Horses pee often?

I don't know. Maybe the resident Dr. Phil of these boards can answer these?

[Geoff]

How come we use the phrase 'I'm so hungry I could eat a Horse', but we never actually eat Horse?

 

How come we say 'I gotta pee like a Russian Race Horse'? Do Russian Race Horses pee often?

I often eat horses and use the fine hairs on their manes as floss when I'm done. What's keeping everyone else? I thought everyone loved raw horse on special occasions.

 

If you've ever seen Russian race horsing you'll actually notice it's a lot like NFL or Basketball. Rather than constant time-outs and continual stoppages in play, the horses take numerous moments of pause in order to urinate as they trot around the track. A race often takes 15 minutes.

[Wotty]

I'm not having horse-meat for lunch,I'm having cheese salad..

[Blue Charvel]

How come we use the phrase 'I'm so hungry I could eat a Horse', but we never actually eat Horse?

 

How come we say 'I gotta pee like a Russian Race Horse'? Do Russian Race Horses pee often?

I don't know. Maybe the resident Dr. Phil of these boards can answer these?

Who's that? Cliff Richard?

[heaven&hell]

How come we use the phrase 'I'm so hungry I could eat a Horse', but we never actually eat Horse?

 

How come we say 'I gotta pee like a Russian Race Horse'? Do Russian Race Horses pee often?

I don't know. Maybe the resident Dr. Phil of these boards can answer these?

Who's that? Cliff Richard?

 

I'm guessing he's talking about Geoff, but I don't find Geoff near as annoying as Dr. Phil.

[Blue Charvel]

How come we use the phrase 'I'm so hungry I could eat a Horse', but we never actually eat Horse?

 

How come we say 'I gotta pee like a Russian Race Horse'? Do Russian Race Horses pee often?

I don't know. Maybe the resident Dr. Phil of these boards can answer these?

Who's that? Cliff Richard?

 

I'm guessing he's talking about Geoff, but I don't find Geoff near as annoying as Dr. Phil.

Or as fat.