Metal Jay Still At It.

[Fat Freddy]

Mornin' Eric.

 

To hell with this! I don't need this! I'm going down to the Geisha House where it's free!!

 

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

[aMetalhead1966]

Dear Sir Eric...

Is it time to surrmount the task?

 

the oi's

[Doksdad]

Good evening all you Lickers.

 

Gene Simmons has a huge tongue.

 

Does not compensate for annoying.

[Geoff]

Good morning Eric Brittingham,

 

Happiness... whoops, I mean the weekend is over. Why?

 

Answers

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!

 

There is no worse day than Monday around here.

 

mush

[Fat Freddy]

Salutes and hoots, Monsignor Brittingham.

 

Lovely weather today if you're a duck.

 

Quack.

[aMetalhead1966]

Hey Eric Dude..

Surfs up bud...wanna party?

 

Jeff Spicoloi

[Geoff]

Good morning Eric Brittingham,

 

Tuesday has sliced my wrists like an emo kid.

 

Hater

[aMetalhead1966]

Mr Brittingham..

Sir, may we inquire who has the biggest bogey in their nose...

Vyvyan.

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!

 

15 minutes goes by in the blink of an eye sometimes.

 

mush

[Nick C]

Good morning Mr Eric

 

How come the leaves of a book don't fall out in Autumn?

 

Trachea

[Fat Freddy]

Good Evening Eric.

 

Due to illness, tonight the part of Steve Clark will be played by Vivian Campbell.

[Geoff]

15 minutes goes by in the blink of an eye sometimes.

Sadly, only on Saturday and Sunday, but never from Monday to Friday. Unless they are holidays.

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!

 

The part of Jason at work will be played by Jason sadly.

 

mush

[Geoff]

Good afternoon Eric Brittingham,

 

Are hamsters born in Papua New Guinea instantly referred to as guinea pigs?

 

PNG local

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!

 

Pam will you rub butter on my foot? No Michael.

 

mush

[Fat Freddy]

Mornin' Eric.

 

They're right, it does taste like chicken. Who knew?

[Geoff]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!

 

Pam will you rub butter on my foot? No Michael.

 

mush

Do you remember when Pamela Anderson first made it (just after 'Home Improvement' - when she REALLY made it), back in the 'Baywatch' days? I'm reading Tommy Lee's 'Tommyland' and it's bringing back all those memories. My obbsession for her at the time was so intense it scares me today. My walls were Pamela Anderson wallpaper pretty much. I had every poster, picture, photo, every video... everything she was in I had it. I saw her once at Narrabeen Beach too, in the flesh, so I even had photos of her. I am such a creep.

 

Forgive me, Eric Brittingham, for it not being you I worshipped until now.

 

BTW, how stunning was she back in the early days!

[Nick C]

Eric,

 

How do you account for that thingy...you know....hmmm...eh....hmmm???? answer that!

 

Trickle

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!

 

It's Friday, but is it? Doesn't feel like a Friday. Nope, not at all.

 

mush

[KurtmanJP]

Good afternoon Eric Brittingham. The book "Chicken Soup for the Vegan Soul" is nonexistent due to the fact that vegans don't eat chicken!

[Geoff]

Good morning Eric Brittingham,

 

This sober state of self is unappreciated... especially on this filthy Monday morning.

 

Unpleasant

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!

 

A new week. Another Monday <spit>

 

mush

[Fat Freddy]

Greetings Pope Eric B:

 

It's a little known fact that cats and dogs used to be best friends...until some thoughtless cartoonist started stirring up trouble in search of cheap and easy gags.

[Geoff]

Good morning Eric Brittingham,

 

I need to find salvation in a pocket of nachos.

 

Disc