Metal Jay Still At It.

[heaven&hell]

Good Morning Mr. Brittingham.

 

Will you please give the strength to make a 20 hour move on Monday and get me through my last day of work today without going postal.

 

#23.

 

Hail Eric Brittingham.

 

Congratulate Wes on his final day of work and give him the strength to leave there with his middle fingers in the air and as many office supplies as he can carry stuffed into his pockets.

 

 

Paper clips, pens, pencil sharpeners, copy paper, used file folders, staples, trashbags, lightbulbs, and a keyboard.

[Fat Freddy]

Good Morning Mr. Brittingham.

 

Will you please give the strength to make a 20 hour move on Monday and get me through my last day of work today without going postal.

 

#23.

 

Hail Eric Brittingham.

 

Congratulate Wes on his final day of work and give him the strength to leave there with his middle fingers in the air and as many office supplies as he can carry stuffed into his pockets.

 

 

Paper clips, pens, pencil sharpeners, copy paper, used file folders, staples, trashbags, lightbulbs, and a keyboard.

 

Can you snag a new mouse for me? Mine's crapping out.

[heaven&hell]

Good Morning Mr. Brittingham.

 

Will you please give the strength to make a 20 hour move on Monday and get me through my last day of work today without going postal.

 

#23.

 

Hail Eric Brittingham.

 

Congratulate Wes on his final day of work and give him the strength to leave there with his middle fingers in the air and as many office supplies as he can carry stuffed into his pockets.

 

 

Paper clips, pens, pencil sharpeners, copy paper, used file folders, staples, trashbags, lightbulbs, and a keyboard.

 

Can you snag a new mouse for me? Mine's crapping out.

 

Would you like a new mouse pad as well?

[Fat Freddy]

Good Morning Mr. Brittingham.

 

Will you please give the strength to make a 20 hour move on Monday and get me through my last day of work today without going postal.

 

#23.

 

Hail Eric Brittingham.

 

Congratulate Wes on his final day of work and give him the strength to leave there with his middle fingers in the air and as many office supplies as he can carry stuffed into his pockets.

 

 

Paper clips, pens, pencil sharpeners, copy paper, used file folders, staples, trashbags, lightbulbs, and a keyboard.

 

Can you snag a new mouse for me? Mine's crapping out.

 

Would you like a new mouse pad as well?

 

Sure, what the hell? As long as you can fit it in your pocket.

[heaven&hell]

Good Morning Mr. Brittingham.

 

Will you please give the strength to make a 20 hour move on Monday and get me through my last day of work today without going postal.

 

#23.

 

Hail Eric Brittingham.

 

Congratulate Wes on his final day of work and give him the strength to leave there with his middle fingers in the air and as many office supplies as he can carry stuffed into his pockets.

 

 

Paper clips, pens, pencil sharpeners, copy paper, used file folders, staples, trashbags, lightbulbs, and a keyboard.

 

Can you snag a new mouse for me? Mine's crapping out.

 

Would you like a new mouse pad as well?

 

Sure, what the hell? As long as you can fit it in your pocket.

 

I got big pockets.

[Fat Freddy]

I got big pockets.

 

You're wearing those big baggy Metal Gangsta pants today with pockets all the way down both legs ain't ya?

[heaven&hell]

I got big pockets.

 

You're wearing those big baggy Metal Gangsta pants today with pockets all the way down both legs ain't ya?

 

No my MC Hammer pants from 1991.

[Blue Charvel]

I got big pockets.

 

You're wearing those big baggy Metal Gangsta pants today with pockets all the way down both legs ain't ya?

 

No my MC Hammer pants from 1991.

They have pockets in those?

[heaven&hell]

I got big pockets.

 

You're wearing those big baggy Metal Gangsta pants today with pockets all the way down both legs ain't ya?

 

No my MC Hammer pants from 1991.

They have pockets in those?

 

Go to your closet and pull yours out and check.

[Blue Charvel]

I got big pockets.

 

You're wearing those big baggy Metal Gangsta pants today with pockets all the way down both legs ain't ya?

 

No my MC Hammer pants from 1991.

They have pockets in those?

 

Go to your closet and pull yours out and check.

 

No need to check, I know parachute pants have plenty of pockets, I was talking about the MC Hammer pants...

[Fat Freddy]

I got big pockets.

 

You're wearing those big baggy Metal Gangsta pants today with pockets all the way down both legs ain't ya?

 

No my MC Hammer pants from 1991.

They have pockets in those?

 

Go to your closet and pull yours out and check.

 

No need to check, I know parachute pants have plenty of pockets, I was talking about the MC Hammer pants...

 

Parachute pants!

 

Thankfully I never owned any of those.

[heaven&hell]

I got big pockets.

 

You're wearing those big baggy Metal Gangsta pants today with pockets all the way down both legs ain't ya?

 

No my MC Hammer pants from 1991.

They have pockets in those?

 

Go to your closet and pull yours out and check.

 

No need to check, I know parachute pants have plenty of pockets, I was talking about the MC Hammer pants...

 

Parachute pants!

 

Thankfully I never owned any of those.

 

I never had any of those either. But I had a friend that was wearing a pair in third grade the day he got the paddle from the Principal. I'm sure his ass was hurting.

[Blue Charvel]

I got big pockets.

 

You're wearing those big baggy Metal Gangsta pants today with pockets all the way down both legs ain't ya?

 

No my MC Hammer pants from 1991.

They have pockets in those?

 

Go to your closet and pull yours out and check.

 

No need to check, I know parachute pants have plenty of pockets, I was talking about the MC Hammer pants...

 

Parachute pants!

 

Thankfully I never owned any of those.

 

I never had any of those either. But I had a friend that was wearing a pair in third grade the day he got the paddle from the Principal. I'm sure his ass was hurting.

Just kidding btw, I really never owned any (but I did want some, I will admit that... ). Fortunately I never had the money!

[JustJason]

I got big pockets.

 

You're wearing those big baggy Metal Gangsta pants today with pockets all the way down both legs ain't ya?

 

No my MC Hammer pants from 1991.

They have pockets in those?

 

Go to your closet and pull yours out and check.

 

No need to check, I know parachute pants have plenty of pockets, I was talking about the MC Hammer pants...

 

Parachute pants!

 

Thankfully I never owned any of those.

 

I never had any of those either. But I had a friend that was wearing a pair in third grade the day he got the paddle from the Principal. I'm sure his ass was hurting.

Just kidding btw, I really never owned any (but I did want some, I will admit that... ). Fortunately I never had the money!

 

I never had any either. I had to settle for good ole' 501's. My mom said she would either get me concert tickets and jeans or parachute pants and that was all. I chose the former.

[Geoff]

Good afternoon Eric Brittingham,

 

If I were a petal, on which flower would I rest?

 

Interested

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!

 

What happened to the weekend?

 

mush

[Fat Freddy]

Good Morning, Eric Brittingham.

 

Lovely weather today, if you happen to be a duck.

 

Quack.

[aMetalhead1966]

Good Morning, Eric Brittingham...

Please send more beer...we need to fill the pool..

thankfully yours,

Blutto, Otter and the rest of the delta house...

[Geoff]

Good morning Eric Brittingham,

 

Spot me some ketchup, will you?

 

Hot Dogger

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!

 

Work one month........off three

 

mush

[Fat Freddy]

Greetings M'lord Eric of the Brittinghams:

 

The baby sez: "Cough. Cough. Sniffle. Sneeze."

 

Why must I remain so damned healthy? I could use a day off too y'know.

[aMetalhead1966]

Hey EB...sup

You Know I'm here...so please don't call

 

LSD

[Fat Freddy]

Greetings Eric Brittingham.

 

Have I ever told you that I am ambivalent towards hippopotamuses?

 

Now you know... and knowing is half the battle.

 

Go Joe!

[Geoff]

Good morning Eric Brittingham,

 

As it is the end of the month, would a party be out of place?

 

Hipster

[JustJason]

Good Morning Eric Brittingham!!!

 

As it is the end of the month, would a 5 day weekend be out of place?

 

mush