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they do, they are shouting, yeah mr. spunkenstein, rocket that pecker snot straight into my eyes, give me the cream rinse I deserve,

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9 hours ago, Leykis101 said:

they do, they are shouting, yeah mr. spunkenstein, rocket that pecker snot straight into my eyes, give me the cream rinse I deserve,

"Georgie porgy puddin' n pie. Jerked off in his girlfriends eye. When that eye was good and shut. Georgie fucked that 1 eyed slut".

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15 minutes ago, martinsane said:

"Georgie porgy puddin' n pie. Jerked off in his girlfriends eye. When that eye was good and shut. Georgie fucked that 1 eyed slut".

Heh. That's poetic. :)

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4 hours ago, martinsane said:

"Georgie porgy puddin' n pie. Jerked off in his girlfriends eye. When that eye was good and shut. Georgie fucked that 1 eyed slut".

little bo peep fucked a sheep, blew a horse and licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice, tongued his balls not once but twice, mutha goose, I fucked her

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6 hours ago, Leykis101 said:

little bo peep fucked a sheep, blew a horse and licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice, tongued his balls not once but twice, mutha goose, I fucked her

Feckin' beautiful.

"Little boy blew, he needed the money!, ahwww!"

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On 7/17/2021 at 10:03 PM, martinsane said:

Feckin' beautiful.

"Little boy blew, he needed the money!, ahwww!"

Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are, shine upon the parking lot,as I eat my girlfriends twat, oh!!!!

Bada bing!

 

Jack n jill went up that hill, both with a buck and a quarter, jill came down with 2.50, aw that fukin whore

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44 minutes ago, Leykis101 said:

Jack n jill went up that hill, both with a buck and a quarter, jill came down with 2.50, aw that fukin whore

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

Jill, the dill, forgot the pill. 

And now they've got a Daughter. 

 

One from my primary school days.

Basically, it looks like Jill was a bit of a slut.

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Jack spratt could eat no fat his wife could eat no lean, so jack ignored her flabby tits and licked her asshole clean, oh bada bing,

was an old lady who lived in a shoe, had so many kids, her uterus fell out, oh!!!

hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, thats more then my wife does, that fat fuckin smelly baboon

 

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rock a bye baby on the tree top, your mommas a whore I aint your pop

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17 hours ago, Leykis101 said:

rock a bye baby on the tree top, your mommas a whore I aint your pop

Hickory dickory dock. Some chick was suckin' my cock. The clock struck 2, I dropped my goo and I dumped the chick on the next block.

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3 hours ago, martinsane said:

Hickory dickory dock. Some chick was suckin' my cock. The clock struck 2, I dropped my goo and I dumped the chick on the next block.

mary mary quit contrary, trim that pussy its to damn hairy oh!! bada bing,

 

old mother huberd went to her cupboad, to get her poor dog a bone, when she bent over, rover took over, and she got a bone of her own, ohhh bada bing

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15 hours ago, Leykis101 said:

mary mary quit contrary, trim that pussy its to damn hairy oh!! bada bing,

 

old mother huberd went to her cupboad, to get her poor dog a bone, when she bent over, rover took over, and she got a bone of her own, ohhh bada bing

So much for your crush, but hey Dice fucked her as "their all whooores".

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6 hours ago, martinsane said:

So much for your crush, but hey Dice fucked her as "their all whooores".

Remember his bit called Apartment Life?? the only point to it was to be racist, he says, so im sittin in my apartment, jerkin off, and the door bell rings, so I got up to answer it thinkin it's the chink from next door, I open the door, and it aint the chink, it's the spic. bro just the blatant racist shit he said has me rolling to this day, after you started that shit off, I pulled out my 3 CD's and listened to them all day while I worked,the contractor even stopped to listen for a minute, he's like I'm surprised the little liberal queers haven't cancelled this guy, I told him good luck with that, I know those cds by heart and I still laugh non stop listening to them, those are not classics, they are legends.

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17 hours ago, Leykis101 said:

Remember his bit called Apartment Life?? the only point to it was to be racist, he says, so im sittin in my apartment, jerkin off, and the door bell rings, so I got up to answer it thinkin it's the chink from next door, I open the door, and it aint the chink, it's the spic. bro just the blatant racist shit he said has me rolling to this day, after you started that shit off, I pulled out my 3 CD's and listened to them all day while I worked,the contractor even stopped to listen for a minute, he's like I'm surprised the little liberal queers haven't cancelled this guy, I told him good luck with that, I know those cds by heart and I still laugh non stop listening to them, those are not classics, they are legends.

LOL, yes. Love the highly un PC bit he does on 42 Long.

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4 hours ago, martinsane said:

LOL, yes. Love the highly un PC bit he does on 42 Long.

you mean when he's being measured for the suit?

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2 hours ago, martinsane said:

Yes precisely. "38"? 

thirty roo

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13 hours ago, Leykis101 said:

thirty roo

"BLUE!. Roo? No BLUE." "37"?

I love it. It's like a modern version of Who'd On First". Of course an unwoke variant in todays standards.

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You fucking chink, thirty roo, no, forty two, long, forty,

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On 7/17/2021 at 12:34 AM, Leykis101 said:

they do, they are shouting, yeah mr. spunkenstein, rocket that pecker snot straight into my eyes, give me the cream rinse I deserve,

"Give me the goo". ADC

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1 hour ago, martinsane said:

"Give me the goo". ADC

honey are you ready for the gunk. ADC

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