Upcoming interviews...

[Blue Charvel]

So in my latest attempt to amuse myself by burning the candle at both ends, I'm interviewing various rock personalities as you may have noticed with my recent interview of George Lynch. Tomorrow I'll be interviewing Janne Stark of Constancia, and next week James Christian of the mighty HOL... as much as I enjoy speaking to these people and hearing what they have to say, these interviews are really for the readers... so... anything you'd want me to ask? I may or may not use any submitted questions as well as I may bastardize them and twist them to meet my own sinister objectives... seriously though, I'd love to try to get onto the subject matters that people want to read about (and no, I'm not going for scandalous tabloid material).

[heaven&hell]

Ask James about the Manic Eden project and why he didn't sing on the album.

I think he read that he didn't like the bluesyness of the material but I could be wrong.

[Blue Charvel]

Ask James about the Manic Eden project and why he didn't sing on the album.

I think he read that he didn't like the bluesyness of the material but I could be wrong.

I honestly don't know much about that project, was he supposed to sing on it?

[heaven&hell]

Ask James about the Manic Eden project and why he didn't sing on the album.

I think he read that he didn't like the bluesyness of the material but I could be wrong.

I honestly don't know much about that project, was he supposed to sing on it?

 

Yes it was supposed to be him, Adrian Vandenberg, Rudy Sarzo and Tommy Aldridge but James bowed out and they brought in Ron Young from Little Ceasar. It's a great album(I finally just upgraded my old cdr to the cd) but it's much more bluesy than most fans were expecting I think. I think most people thought it was going to have a Whitesnake meets HOL vibe.

[Fat Freddy]

Ask them about their thoughts on global warming, rutabagas, and Eric Brittingham.

[heaven&hell]

Ask them about their thoughts on Eric Brittingham.

 

Backed.

[Geoff]

Can you ask James Christian if he thinks I'm cute, or if he'd like to date me?

[Fat Freddy]

Ask them about their thoughts on Eric Brittingham.

 

Backed.

 

 

Backed only on the Eric Brittingham? Am I to assume that you have no opinions on global warming or rutabagas, then?

[heaven&hell]

Ask them about their thoughts on Eric Brittingham.

 

Backed.

 

 

Backed only on the Eric Brittingham? Am I to assume that you have no opinions on global warming or rutabagas, then?

 

I can't even pronounce rutabagas and global warming is just something the weather man made up.

[Fat Freddy]

Ask them about their thoughts on Eric Brittingham.

 

Backed.

 

 

Backed only on the Eric Brittingham? Am I to assume that you have no opinions on global warming or rutabagas, then?

 

I can't even pronounce rutabagas and global warming is just something the weather man made up.

 

Root-a-bay-ga. It is a starchy vegetable similar to a turnip.

 

I hope I've enlightened you today, Wes. Knowledge is power!!

[heaven&hell]

Ask them about their thoughts on Eric Brittingham.

 

Backed.

 

 

Backed only on the Eric Brittingham? Am I to assume that you have no opinions on global warming or rutabagas, then?

 

I can't even pronounce rutabagas and global warming is just something the weather man made up.

 

Root-a-bay-ga. It is a starchy vegetable similar to a turnip.

 

I hope I've enlightened you today, Wes. Knowledge is power!!

 

I was being sarcastic.

[Fat Freddy]

I was being sarcastic.

 

You wound me, sir. Let's see if I ever try to enlighten you again now.

[Geoff]

Root-a-bay-ga.

Root a gay man?

[Fat Freddy]

Root-a-bay-ga.

Root a gay man?

 

 

I ain't rootin' nothin' pal. That's your department.

[Geoff]

Root-a-bay-ga.

Root a gay man?

 

 

I ain't rootin' nothin' pal. That's your department.

If you insist.

 

Pete?

 

Uh, I mean Peta. The girl's name.

 

Seriously, I knew a girl called Peta once (mate's sister, so nothing sinister to it) and I doubt there's many better racks on the planet than that one.

[whiplash1972]

Ask him for some nudie pics of his wife...

[cdjunky41]

What type of toilet paper do they use?

 

How many women did they sleep with last week?

 

When will you retire from the biz?

 

Did they ever have a woman point and laugh?

 

Do you still live at home with your parents?

 

Do you still take out the garbage or do you get a roadie to do it?

 

Fill in the blank question: GO ANAL OR GO --------!

 

Least favorite band to tour with?

 

Who have you met that suffered from L.S.D.? (lead Singer's disease)

 

Worst show you ever played?

 

Ever been involved in a sex scandal with a Tranny and a midget?

 

If you were stuck on a desert island with the band and no food, who would you eat?

 

Do you still do drugs?

 

Do you mind if I did drugs?

 

What musician or band made music that made you say W.T.F.?

 

Do you leave the seat down or up?

 

Have you ever worn a dress?

 

Ever sleep with a band member's mom?

 

Can I sleep with your mom?

 

High school diploma or drop out?

 

Worst job?

 

Largest crowd you played in front of?

 

Smallest crowd you played in front of?

 

Which member of the band has the smallest member?

 

Do you have any Sexually Transmitted diseases?

 

Does your better half no about them?

 

Feel free to take any of the questions...

[Blue Charvel]

What type of toilet paper do they use?

 

How many women did they sleep with last week?

 

When will you retire from the biz?

 

Did they ever have a woman point and laugh?

 

Do you still live at home with your parents?

 

Do you still take out the garbage or do you get a roadie to do it?

 

Fill in the blank question: GO ANAL OR GO --------!

 

Least favorite band to tour with?

 

Who have you met that suffered from L.S.D.? (lead Singer's disease)

 

Worst show you ever played?

 

Ever been involved in a sex scandal with a Tranny and a midget?

 

If you were stuck on a desert island with the band and no food, who would you eat?

 

Do you still do drugs?

 

Do you mind if I did drugs?

 

What musician or band made music that made you say W.T.F.?

 

Do you leave the seat down or up?

 

Have you ever worn a dress?

 

Ever sleep with a band member's mom?

 

Can I sleep with your mom?

 

High school diploma or drop out?

 

Worst job?

 

Largest crowd you played in front of?

 

Smallest crowd you played in front of?

 

Which member of the band has the smallest member?

 

Do you have any Sexually Transmitted diseases?

 

Does your better half no about them?

 

Feel free to take any of the questions...

Wow man, you should be doig these interviews!

[cdjunky41]

Sorry Pete!

 

Curious minds wanna know...

 

Other questions to ask....

 

Where were you when Michael Jackson died??

Boxers or Briefs?

Do you believe in aliens?

If you were a cab driver, who would you not pick up??

Are you a poser?

Which magazine do you take in the bathroom with?

Do you hide your porn collection?

Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Even worst, Have you ever been caught playing air guitar?

Do you shop for your ladies femine needs?

You worry about goin' bald?

Do you stuff yourself with a sock?

The gayest thing you ever did?

Will you get my name tattooed on you?

This is followed by Why Not?

Would you do Oprah ?

Would you do Stedman?

Would you do Oprah while Stedman watched?

Would you do Stedman, while Oprah watched?

Would you do a three-way with Oprah & Stedman?

Being a musician, is there anything you refuse to do?

Would you sell out?

[UGH]

Pete needs to answer CDJ's questions so we can test run them

[cdjunky41]

Pete needs to answer CDJ's questions so we can test run them

 

 

Great idea!!

 

Well Pete??

[Blue Charvel]

Pete needs to answer CDJ's questions so we can test run them

 

 

Great idea!!

 

Well Pete??

Yes to all of them.

[UGH]

Wow them questions didnt spark too much of a convo. Perhaps CDJ shoulda asked more personal questions instead of being so reserved

[Blue Charvel]

Wow them questions didnt spark too much of a convo. Perhaps CDJ shoulda asked more personal questions instead of being so reserved

He's a wallfower, junky is...

[UGH]

Wow them questions didnt spark too much of a convo. Perhaps CDJ shoulda asked more personal questions instead of being so reserved

He's a wallfower, junky is...

 

Maybe with our help he'll come out of his shell and stop being so shy