F My Life

[T-BONE]

Ever think you got the raw end of a deal? Someone may just have it worse than you...

 

Some of these are just priceless...

 

 

 

http://www.fmylife.com/

[T-BONE]

Grand....

 

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

[bangerdave]

Man,i have had a couple of really shit days but reading some of those stories I'm feeling a hell of a lot better and pissing myself laughing helps heaps.Thank's T-Bone.

[Widda]

fuckin classic!..thanks T

[Geoff]

[Dark Star]

Oh I LIVE this site!!!!

 

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidently texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiance, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

 

Damn.....

[T-BONE]

Oh I LIVE this site!!!!

 

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidently texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiance, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

 

Damn.....

 

Uber-DOH!!!!!

[Jez]

''Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living''.

 

Oh the memories

[Geoff]

Grand....

 

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

This one's probably still my fave.

[T-BONE]

 

 

Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML

[T-BONE]

I see Geoff has written in too...

 

Today, I went to the Doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

 

 

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

[Jacob M.]

 

 

Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML

 

That would be quite disturbing. I hate to imagine how the rest of the conversation went.

[Geoff]

I see Geoff has written in too...

 

Today, I went to the Doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

 

 

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

Guilty as charged.