STRESS RELIEF

[Christine]

I got 6 of 10... the only one I knew for sure was David Berkowitz!

[Bubbasmama]

I got 6 of 10... the only one I knew for sure was David Berkowitz!

Mass murderers are another of my "passions"

 

 

[T-BONE]

These idiots are a real work of art!

 

 

Boat Towing

[Bubbasmama]

These idiots are a real work of art!  

 

 

Boat Towing

I thought for sure they were going to be towing the boat with a certain part of their male anatomy......

 

That was pretty funny!!

[T-BONE]

They might as well have because they really dicked that one up

[Bubbasmama]

Yeah..........they did!!!

 

Where do you find this stuff?? It's great!!!

[Evil Rick]

Geez I just got a perfect score. I dont know whether to cheer or be frightened.

[T-BONE]

Subject: Hand Foot Coordination

 

Thjis is interesting.......you've got to try this!!

 

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make

clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the

air with your

right hand.

 

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!

 

 

Keep trying...it'll tend to piss you off in a while

[T-BONE]

Check This Out

 

 

SNL Skit

[Blue Charvel]

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!

 

 

Keep trying...it'll tend to piss you off in a while

That is fucked up!

[Bubbasmama]

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!

 

 

Keep trying...it'll tend to piss you off in a while  

That is fucked up!

OK....the kids think Mama has TOTALLY lost it now!!!!

 

That IS really messed up!!

[Bubbasmama]

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET

CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

 

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

 

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

 

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...

I just lost it."

 

"CASE DISMISSED!!!"

[T-BONE]

I told you guys it would piss you off after a while.

[Guest Dex]

Being a drummer heehe of you start the number 6 from the circle outwards to the top of the six where you would normaly start the six you can get it but you have to catch it on the right rotation.prob made this worse but thats the fun of it...........

[Blue Charvel]

Here's a fun game for y'all....

 

A Test of Skill

[Bubbasmama]

Here's a fun game for y'all....

 

A Test of Skill

Dammit!!! One got loose on the 3rd.......or 4th round!!!

[Blue Charvel]

Here's a fun game for y'all....

 

A Test of Skill

Dammit!!! One got loose on the 3rd.......or 4th round!!!

that's about how far I got as well...

[Christine]

Send this to people who annoy you...

 

 

http://www.ibiblio.org/nge/idiot.swf

[Rick]

Too Funny Christine!!

[Christine]

Too Funny Christine!!

My husband found it on one of the Yahoo Finance message boards... it gets pretty nasty in there! :freak:

[Bubbasmama]

Send this to people who annoy you...

 

 

http://www.ibiblio.org/nge/idiot.swf

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Christine]

Send this to people who annoy you...

 

 

http://www.ibiblio.org/nge/idiot.swf

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, is that incredibly annoying or what??? There's another one that replicates itself whenever you try to close it, so you end up with dozens of "idiot" pages. The only way to get it to stop is to reboot! Needless to say I didn't want to post THAT one... you'd all kill me!!!

[T-BONE]

That was already posted here, but it was the one where you try to chase it with your pointer and it avoids you at all costs. It usually closed itself after 30 seconds

[ksymrtn]

Cat got your what?

"Calling in sick to work makes me

uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling

that my boss thinks I'm lying.

On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason

but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating.

I simply mentioned that I had sustained a

head injury, and I hoped I

would feel up to coming in the next day. By

then, I reasoned, I could think

up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top

of my head.

The accident occurred mainly because I had

given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty.

Initially, the new acquisition was no

problem. Then one morning, I

was taking my shower after breakfast when I

heard my wife, Deb, call out to

me from the kitchen.

"Honey, the garbage disposal is dead again.

Please come reset it."

"You know where the button is," I protested

through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!"

"But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it

starts going and sucks me in? There was a meaningful pause and then,

"C'mon, it'll only take you a second."

So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked,

hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I

perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly. Sighing loudly, I squatted

down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last

action I remember performing...

It struck without warning, and without any

respect to my circumstances.

No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me

into its gnashing metal teeth.

 

It was our new kitty, who discovered the

fascinating dangling objects

she spied hanging between my legs. She had

been poised around the corner

and stalked me as I reached under the sink.

And, at the precise moment

when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the

toys I unwittingly offered and

snagged them with her needle-like claws.

I lost all rational thought to control

orderly bodily movements, blindly

rising at a violent rate of speed, with the

full weight of a kitten hanging

from my masculine region.

Wild animals are sometimes faced with a

"fight or flight" syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the

"flight" option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into

the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent.

The impact knocked me out cold.

When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics

stood over me. Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding

oneself lying on the kitchen floor buck naked in front of a group of

"been-there, done-that" paramedics.

 

Even worse, having been fully briefed by my

wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their

work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter.... ....and

not succeeding.

Somehow I lived through it all.

A few days later I finally made it back in

to the office, where colleagues

tried to coax an explanation out of me about

my head injury. I kept silent,

claiming it was too painful to talk about.

Which it was.

"What's the matter?" they all asked, "Cat

got your tongue?"

If they only knew!

[ksymrtn]

Hey Guys,

Sorry, I know it is a litte LONG....but I just couldn't resist......