Pointless Nonsense

[Wotty]

Face eating flatulent monkey boy.

What he said !!!!!!!!

[Dave]

It's a shame no thread has been created on "New Chylde Website - Hamie's mid '90s band"

I've searched and can't seem to locate one anywhere

[Wotty]

At the moment...Luton Town F.C.

[Geoff]

I don't like that you nose is pointed at me. Please direct it elsewhere.

[Wotty]

I don't like that you nose is pointed at me. Please direct it elsewhere.

Where,for instance ?

[Nick C]

I don't like that you nose is pointed at me. Please direct it elsewhere.

Where,for instance ?

Chigley post office

[Geoff]

I don't like that you nose is pointed at me. Please direct it elsewhere.

Where,for instance ?

Chigley post office

Or in the direction of the bowl of yeast by the microwave.

[Wotty]

I don't like that you nose is pointed at me. Please direct it elsewhere.

Where,for instance ?

Chigley post office

Or in the direction of the bowl of yeast by the microwave.

I thought they shut the Chigley branch due to that un-named bloke on the "Time goes by when you're the driver of a train",delivering post while en-route.........

[Geoff]

The pasta is not in the oven! Open your stove and sit in it whole I boil your intestines.

[Nick C]

Sceptic tank maintenance - Remove any waste and clean your entire tank to the bottom, inspect the tank for cracks, holes or water running back in from the leach field. Remove all scum and sludge and check your bacteria. it's also a good idea to inspect the inlet and outlet baffles to make sure they are in place.

 

or for a quick fix just buy some dynamite.

[Wotty]

Sceptic tank maintenance - Remove any waste and clean your entire tank to the bottom, inspect the tank for cracks, holes or water running back in from the leach field. Remove all scum and sludge and check your bacteria. it's also a good idea to inspect the inlet and outlet baffles to make sure they are in place.

 

or for a quick fix just buy some dynamite.

SCEPTIC tank ?? Is it distrusting ?

[Nick C]

Sceptic tank maintenance - Remove any waste and clean your entire tank to the bottom, inspect the tank for cracks, holes or water running back in from the leach field. Remove all scum and sludge and check your bacteria. it's also a good idea to inspect the inlet and outlet baffles to make sure they are in place.

 

or for a quick fix just buy some dynamite.

SCEPTIC tank ?? Is it distrusting ?

Hahahahahahahaha....just noticed, yes......it's a doubter!

[Wotty]

Sceptic tank maintenance - Remove any waste and clean your entire tank to the bottom, inspect the tank for cracks, holes or water running back in from the leach field. Remove all scum and sludge and check your bacteria. it's also a good idea to inspect the inlet and outlet baffles to make sure they are in place.

 

or for a quick fix just buy some dynamite.

SCEPTIC tank ?? Is it distrusting ?

Hahahahahahahaha....just noticed, yes......it's a doubter!

[Geoff]

The roof has ears! It's listening to us speak about waffles and scones... and this distresses me.

[Jez]

Carrots have eyes, ears and feelings you know!!

[Nick C]

Global ice cream shortage....the horror - ice cream vans would have to be dragsters so no-one could "stop me and buy one!"

[Wotty]

Walnuts !!!!!! WHY ??????

[aMetalhead1966]

Flies on Fire....burn!!!

[Wotty]

The fuckin' enemy...............Nuff said !!!!!!!!!!!

[aMetalhead1966]

spastic colon's be damned...

[Geoff]

The trees swayed in the gentle evening hurricane. It was then I saw the moose pass by the window. I thought to myself that poetry is a dish best served warm, with a hint of strawberry and a mint leave placed gently on top.

[Wotty]

The fuckin' enemy...............Nuff said !!!!!!!!!!!

Again !

[Geoff]

Stomp on my shirt and eat it and buy things and sell them to me and eat them.

[Jez]

Quorn looks like chicken, but tastes a little like mushrooms. How fungal can you get.

[Wotty]

Buying a Lottery ticket.......