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"whenever she open her beautiful mouse..." This one had me laughing out loud in my office this a.m......!!! **I thought it was a 'kitty'....??!!**

M.J. Give Lima a few spins,it's alright.. Playing at the pleasure palace now :: Hits of the 60/70's. haha.....dunno.....you know how I am with that pink n' fluffy sh*t..... But you're right....who knows....another time....another place....it might hit the right mood..... Spinnin' now......Nickelback ~ The Long Road......"Won't Do This Anymore" Ha...yeah, you're just a regular badass.......especially that monsterously heavy album that you love by Def Leppard called "X". No way that was 'pink and fluffy shit...'...... Hahaha And Tyketto is almost as fuckin' heavy as Slayer.........that's some heavy shit, yo!!!

Here....let me get my fuckin' violin out........

Whatever he did.......he's a fucking dumbass!!!!!!!! THAT chick is smokin'!!!!

Rain ~ "Lost in the Crowd" <------ damn is this kickass..........

Sigue Sigue Sputnik ~ "Love Missile F1-11"..........................'shoot it up!!!'

Haha.....nah, I was just curious to see where these 'reissues' are coming from. Looks like it's North of Dallas........

I gotta do a map seach and see where Celina, Texas is at......

The Smiths ~ "How Soon is Now"

Pirates don't share their fuckin' wenches unless ya got some 'booty' to share!!!! Arrrrrggghhhh!!! Yeah Keef, please share your fuckin' booty with Jim. Hey...I didn't say 'his' booty!!!!!!!!! Just 'some'................fuckin'.......................'booty'........................... . . .. . . . . .............................fuuuuuuuuuuuck......................

Pirates don't share their fuckin' wenches unless ya got some 'booty' to share!!!! Arrrrrggghhhh!!!

Eighteen Visions ~ "s/t" ........fucking ass kicking music!!!!!!!

Ample Cleavage ~ "Close to Comatose"

I just had the most glorious time reading that!!!! But I do feel bad for ya.........and I'll make sure I don't associate with him!!! This line had me laughing the most.... ".....and what i MUST to do for his pleasure to get the package from me safe and sound!"................uhhhhhhhh.............I dunno...........LOL

Loxley ~ "Better Late Than Never" <------ this is a GREAT 5 song demo!!!!

THIS is a hot chick.................

yanno what they fuckin say.... can't stand the fuckin heat, get... well, you fuckin know 'tay

Wow...........fuckin' pudding...........and caramel..........ass umptions......and violence and ................and...............................and....................... Sheeesh..........y'all are too fucking much for me today!!! Hope your day gets fucking better after lunch!!

I'm okay witha that, I'm pretty fuckin' quick so I'd have it back to you in a jif... Appears pretty much fucking everybody's pissy here today. It's nice not to be fuckin' alone in my misery... :rofl: My fuckin' Horoscope for today......... "Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) As much as you try to be nice you can feel the anger intensifying and you might not know what to do with these feelings. Even if you try to tell someone what's wrong in the nicest way possible, hard feelings can still come to the surface and make matters worse. Today, the less you say the better. Find another way to release your tension." Hahaha....yeah.....fuckin' horoscopes are the answers to everyone's problems...especially my wench's!! 'Find another way to release your tension'.......Go pump some iron!!...that's whay I always fuckin' did!! Hahaha.......everybody got to fuckin' believe in sumthin', My Lord n' Master.........don't they??? 'Tis true.....how about fuckin' believin' in themselves, my wench??!!! Homework for the day.........create your own fucking horoscope!!

That's the fucking problem.........ya went to a fucking chiropractor!!!! meh.. she is already fuckin forgotten ...and I left my fuckin happy pills at home That's the Leesa we all know and fuckin' love!!

I agree Faust....she actually is not very good looking! But I'm not going to look away!!

I'm okay witha that, I'm pretty fuckin' quick so I'd have it back to you in a jif... Appears pretty much fucking everybody's pissy here today. It's nice not to be fuckin' alone in my misery... :rofl: My fuckin' Horoscope for today......... "Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) As much as you try to be nice you can feel the anger intensifying and you might not know what to do with these feelings. Even if you try to tell someone what's wrong in the nicest way possible, hard feelings can still come to the surface and make matters worse. Today, the less you say the better. Find another way to release your tension." Hahaha....yeah.....fuckin' horoscopes are the answers to everyone's problems...especially my wench's!! 'Find another way to release your tension'.......Go pump some iron!!...that's whay I always fuckin' did!! Fuck her up.........go kick her fuckin' ass!!! Rip her hair out and scratch out her fuckin' eyes!!!!! Yeahhhhhhhh...that's the ticket!!! You fuckers need to take some happy pills!!!

Shit......say THAT 10 fuckin' times fast...... *in my most fastest fucking voice* Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA..............that wasn't so fuckin' hard!!!! Fuckin' dork..... You have ONE perverted fuckin' mind!!!!!!!!!! Sex.....sex....and more fuckin' sex..........what to do with the fuckin' wenches!!!!

*in my most fastest fucking voice* Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA..............that wasn't so fuckin' hard!!!! as much as it's gonna fuckin kill me to do it.... the jlp gets one fuckin point for catching that one but yeah... fuckin dork What the fuck!!!?? Geoff racks up fuckin' points left and right..........but...........Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... ...not fuckin' JLP........................... Thanks for the ONE fuckin' point Leeesssa!!! . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . .........................................FUCK..........................!