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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

 

Don't be such a boob.

 

 

I should knocker you out for that comment.

 

I titty the fool that messes with me.

 

I am a real man. In a battle I would not wager one nipple on you.

 

And chest what do you mean by that?

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

 

Don't be such a boob.

 

 

I should knocker you out for that comment.

 

I titty the fool that messes with me.

 

I am a real man. In a battle I would not wager one nipple on you.

 

And chest what do you mean by that?

 

I am not just going to breast feed you the answer.

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

 

Don't be such a boob.

 

 

I should knocker you out for that comment.

 

I titty the fool that messes with me.

 

I am a real man. In a battle I would not wager one nipple on you.

 

And chest what do you mean by that?

 

I am not just going to breast feed you the answer.

 

You're really milking this.

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

 

Don't be such a boob.

 

 

I should knocker you out for that comment.

 

I titty the fool that messes with me.

 

I am a real man. In a battle I would not wager one nipple on you.

 

And chest what do you mean by that?

 

I am not just going to breast feed you the answer.

 

You're really milking this.

 

 

I know. It's starting to suckle.

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

 

Don't be such a boob.

 

 

I should knocker you out for that comment.

 

I titty the fool that messes with me.

 

I am a real man. In a battle I would not wager one nipple on you.

 

And chest what do you mean by that?

 

I am not just going to breast feed you the answer.

 

You're really milking this.

 

 

I know. It's starting to suckle.

 

Without support, this subject will just drop.

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

 

Don't be such a boob.

 

 

I should knocker you out for that comment.

 

I titty the fool that messes with me.

 

I am a real man. In a battle I would not wager one nipple on you.

 

And chest what do you mean by that?

 

I am not just going to breast feed you the answer.

 

You're really milking this.

 

 

I know. It's starting to suckle.

 

Without support, this subject will just drop.

 

 

Yes but it can look back on the good mammaries. Full freaking circle there Brother. :rofl2:

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I was just on the phone to a customer and I said, 'I think it's probably breast if you give this person a call...'

 

If only to stay abreast of the situation I imagine.

 

Poor guy don't pick on him he already has enough knockers.

Oh Matron.Stop messing about !!!

Else we'll all look back on this with unpleasant mammaries.

 

Tits needs to stop now.

 

Don't be such a boob.

 

 

I should knocker you out for that comment.

 

I titty the fool that messes with me.

 

I am a real man. In a battle I would not wager one nipple on you.

 

And chest what do you mean by that?

 

I am not just going to breast feed you the answer.

 

You're really milking this.

 

 

I know. It's starting to suckle.

 

Without support, this subject will just drop.

 

 

Yes but it can look back on the good mammaries. Full freaking circle there Brother. :rofl2:

 

:lol: I feel somehow more complete now... :banana:

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BTW, I'm pretty cut about missing that discussion about breasts (BTW, :lol: has to be said in regards to it) as I would have liked to include the word "Norks" somehow.

 

And used the expression 'Love pillows'.

 

 

Cow poop

Don't dare be astute

or I shall play the flute

Are you a mute

P has been replaced by a T, isn't that cute

Back to basics, cow poop

Around my waist is a hoola-hoop

Will I be able to recoupe

There's a moth in my soup

So I think I'll just eat cow poop

Nourishing, my neck is in a loop

Who'd have guessed I'd stoop

this low - cow poop

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BTW, I'm pretty cut about missing that discussion about breasts (BTW, :lol: has to be said in regards to it) as I would have liked to include the word "Norks" somehow.

 

And used the expression 'Love pillows'.

 

 

Cow poop

Don't dare be astute

or I shall play the flute

Are you a mute

P has been replaced by a T, isn't that cute

Back to basics, cow poop

Around my waist is a hoola-hoop

Will I be able to recoupe

There's a moth in my soup

So I think I'll just eat cow poop

Nourishing, my neck is in a loop

Who'd have guessed I'd stoop

this low - cow poop

 

 

That was just beautiful. :crying:

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BTW, I'm pretty cut about missing that discussion about breasts (BTW, :lol: has to be said in regards to it) as I would have liked to include the word "Norks" somehow.

 

And used the expression 'Love pillows'.

 

 

Cow poop

Don't dare be astute

or I shall play the flute

Are you a mute

P has been replaced by a T, isn't that cute

Back to basics, cow poop

Around my waist is a hoola-hoop

Will I be able to recoupe

There's a moth in my soup

So I think I'll just eat cow poop

Nourishing, my neck is in a loop

Who'd have guessed I'd stoop

this low - cow poop

 

 

That was just beautiful. :crying:

 

Thank you, I too thought it was quite a marvel and probably the piece of 2005.

 

Leaves grow on trees. Leaves also cover my scrotum.

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There is a pip on my lip as I sip a clit and trip down the stairs and flip and rip an arm from my body as I clip my hair together and slip on mustard. A young lifeguard is called a nip, I take an afternoon nap called a kip after I broke my hip.

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Snow tastes like water.

 

:lol: unless it's 'flavored' by the puppy next door. :lol:

 

 

The yellow stuff.

 

Dreamed I was an eskimo

Frozen wind began to blow

Under my boots and around my toes

The frost that bit the ground below

It was a hundred degrees below zero...

 

And my mama cried

And my mama cried

Nanook, a-no-no

Nanook, a-no-no

Don’t be a naughty eskimo

Save your money, don’t go to the show

 

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh

Well I turned around and I said ho, ho

And the northern lights commenced to glow

And she said, with a tear in her eye

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

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Snow tastes like water.

 

:lol: unless it's 'flavored' by the puppy next door. :lol:

 

 

The yellow stuff.

 

Dreamed I was an eskimo

Frozen wind began to blow

Under my boots and around my toes

The frost that bit the ground below

It was a hundred degrees below zero...

 

And my mama cried

And my mama cried

Nanook, a-no-no

Nanook, a-no-no

Don’t be a naughty eskimo

Save your money, don’t go to the show

 

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh

Well I turned around and I said ho, ho

And the northern lights commenced to glow

And she said, with a tear in her eye

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

 

 

My mom used to sing that. Funny thing was it never ever snowed in sunny San Diego.

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Snow tastes like water.

 

:lol: unless it's 'flavored' by the puppy next door. :lol:

 

 

The yellow stuff.

 

Dreamed I was an eskimo

Frozen wind began to blow

Under my boots and around my toes

The frost that bit the ground below

It was a hundred degrees below zero...

 

And my mama cried

And my mama cried

Nanook, a-no-no

Nanook, a-no-no

Don’t be a naughty eskimo

Save your money, don’t go to the show

 

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh

Well I turned around and I said ho, ho

And the northern lights commenced to glow

And she said, with a tear in her eye

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

 

 

My mom used to sing that. Funny thing was it never ever snowed in sunny San Diego.

 

hippy.

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Snow tastes like water.

 

:lol: unless it's 'flavored' by the puppy next door. :lol:

 

 

The yellow stuff.

 

Dreamed I was an eskimo

Frozen wind began to blow

Under my boots and around my toes

The frost that bit the ground below

It was a hundred degrees below zero...

 

And my mama cried

And my mama cried

Nanook, a-no-no

Nanook, a-no-no

Don’t be a naughty eskimo

Save your money, don’t go to the show

 

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh

Well I turned around and I said ho, ho

And the northern lights commenced to glow

And she said, with a tear in her eye

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

 

 

My mom used to sing that. Funny thing was it never ever snowed in sunny San Diego.

 

hippy.

 

 

Wow man. That really bums me out man. Why would you call me that man?

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Snow tastes like water.

 

:lol: unless it's 'flavored' by the puppy next door. :lol:

 

 

The yellow stuff.

 

Dreamed I was an eskimo

Frozen wind began to blow

Under my boots and around my toes

The frost that bit the ground below

It was a hundred degrees below zero...

 

And my mama cried

And my mama cried

Nanook, a-no-no

Nanook, a-no-no

Don’t be a naughty eskimo

Save your money, don’t go to the show

 

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh

Well I turned around and I said ho, ho

And the northern lights commenced to glow

And she said, with a tear in her eye

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

 

 

My mom used to sing that. Funny thing was it never ever snowed in sunny San Diego.

 

hippy.

 

 

Wow man. That really bums me out man. Why would you call me that man?

 

Hey man, is that Freedom Rock?!? Crank it up!!!

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Urine in the snow looks like a lemon frost lolly, but does not taste the same.

 

Camping in the woods is an outdoor activity, but if you're inside your tent I guess you're indoors.

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whatchu talkin bout Willis?????

 

 

 

 

 

zappa lyrics!!!!!! ha

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