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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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What magazine would you have offered?

 

Would a bear read Rolling Stone as he shits in the woods?

 

Because then he could wipe himself with it when he's done and that's all Rolling Stone is good for anyway, is it not?

 

Was that last statement an insanely long run-on sentence and a long way to go for a joke?

Since a bear is so large and probably has quite a large ass, could you give him "Spin" as well?

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What magazine would you have offered?

 

Would a bear read Rolling Stone as he shits in the woods?

 

Because then he could wipe himself with it when he's done and that's all Rolling Stone is good for anyway, is it not?

 

Was that last statement an insanely long run-on sentence and a long way to go for a joke?

Since a bear is so large and probably has quite a large ass, could you give him "Spin" as well?

 

Do they even still publish SPIN?

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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What are you talking about? Isn't the fact that this thread is on page one proof enough that we found it already?

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Found what?

Wasn't it this thread here that we were looking high and low for?

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Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

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Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

All I know about is polar bears. Wanna know stuff about them?

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

All I know about is polar bears. Wanna know stuff about them?

Can they answer the question about this thread?

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

All I know about is polar bears. Wanna know stuff about them?

Can they answer the question about this thread?

Would you not be better served asking if there's anything a polar bear can't do?

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Chris My Knobs Go to 11

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Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

All I know about is polar bears. Wanna know stuff about them?

Can they answer the question about this thread?

Would you not be better served asking if there's anything a polar bear can't do?

Since I know nothing about polar bears, who better to ask than you?

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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Was it? Why the hell would we want to do that?

I have no idea. Don't you know?

All I know about is polar bears. Wanna know stuff about them?

Can they answer the question about this thread?

Would you not be better served asking if there's anything a polar bear can't do?

Since I know nothing about polar bears, who better to ask than you?

Only a polar bear himself, I dare say?

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Geoff Official Heavy Harmonies Gropie...err "Groupie"

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Didn't you say that you knew it all about them?

Yeah, and I do. But scientists think they know everything about me too... but I know things that only I can ever tell. Cool?

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Didn't you say that you knew it all about them?

Yeah, and I do. But scientists think they know everything about me too... but I know things that only I can ever tell. Cool?

I guess on some realm of the English language that made sense. No?

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