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Got two foot of snow last night.....FUCK!!! :doh:

 

A hardy GO FUCK YOURSELF to my neighbor who accused me of putting snow in her parking spot!!! :2up:

Dude i suggest you give that mutha fuckin' bitch some nice yellow snow if ya fuckin' know what i mean,some people need a good fuckin' wake up call.

You surely don't fuckin' mean fuckin' pissing in the fuckin' snow.........? :yikes::whistle:

Hell yeah,give that bitch a fuckin' golden shower and let her suck on that fuckin' snowcone :lol::gone:

Fuckin' piss-tastic !

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I'd love to have a Christmas with it snowing so yeah.....I actually are fuckin' jealous :christmas:

Are you fucking serious? Mate, that's the most un-Au-fucking-stralian thing I ever heard. Winter is bad enough, but you want it during the Christmas season? You're fucking crazy, mate.

 

Fuck me. Hey England, you want an extra person over there? I think this one's fucking broken. :lol:

 

Snow during the Christmas break. :lol: Now I've heard it all. Great fucking vacation that'd be!! I'm disappointed in you, Dave. :(

 

Mate, I just want to reiterate that I did say "A Christmas" not all of fuckin' them......Does not have to be here.To spend one overseas in a Country where it does snow on Christmas day would be something different and something I would like to experience at least once in my life but I know this will never happen unfortunately :christmas:

 

You fucking tell him Dave. Moral of story, don't fucking diss what you have never fucking experienced :christmas:

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I'd love to have a Christmas with it snowing so yeah.....I actually are fuckin' jealous :christmas:

Are you fucking serious? Mate, that's the most un-Au-fucking-stralian thing I ever heard. Winter is bad enough, but you want it during the Christmas season? You're fucking crazy, mate.

 

Fuck me. Hey England, you want an extra person over there? I think this one's fucking broken. :lol:

 

Snow during the Christmas break. :lol: Now I've heard it all. Great fucking vacation that'd be!! I'm disappointed in you, Dave. :(

 

Mate, I just want to reiterate that I did say "A Christmas" not all of fuckin' them......Does not have to be here.To spend one overseas in a Country where it does snow on Christmas day would be something different and something I would like to experience at least once in my life but I know this will never happen unfortunately :christmas:

 

You fucking tell him Dave. Moral of story, don't fucking diss what you have never fucking experienced :christmas:

 

 

I have fuckin heard that before about bl.....er...never mind ;):gone:

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Got two foot of snow last night.....FUCK!!! :doh:

 

A hardy GO FUCK YOURSELF to my neighbor who accused me of putting snow in her parking spot!!! :2up:

Dude i suggest you give that mutha fuckin' bitch some nice yellow snow if ya fuckin' know what i mean,some people need a good fuckin' wake up call.

You surely don't fuckin' mean fuckin' pissing in the fuckin' snow.........? :yikes::whistle:

Hell yeah,give that bitch a fuckin' golden shower and let her suck on that fuckin' snowcone :lol::gone:

Fuckin' piss-tastic !

 

Don't laugh!

I fuckin' told her if she didn't get out of my fuckin' face, I was going to give her a snow shovel enema.. :o

Fuckin whore!!!

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I'd love to have a Christmas with it snowing so yeah.....I actually are fuckin' jealous :christmas:

Are you fucking serious? Mate, that's the most un-Au-fucking-stralian thing I ever heard. Winter is bad enough, but you want it during the Christmas season? You're fucking crazy, mate.

 

Fuck me. Hey England, you want an extra person over there? I think this one's fucking broken. :lol:

 

Snow during the Christmas break. :lol: Now I've heard it all. Great fucking vacation that'd be!! I'm disappointed in you, Dave. :(

 

Mate, I just want to reiterate that I did say "A Christmas" not all of fuckin' them......Does not have to be here.To spend one overseas in a Country where it does snow on Christmas day would be something different and something I would like to experience at least once in my life but I know this will never happen unfortunately :christmas:

 

You fucking tell him Dave. Moral of story, don't fucking diss what you have never fucking experienced :christmas:

Sadly, I have experienced Winter... every fucking year and it never gets any fucking better. I've said it before and I am not kidding - If I had the money I would ensure I never, ever saw winter again in my life. To each their own, and I can understand wanting to spend Christmas somewhere new and different - hell, even I'd spend one in England if it was all paid for - but seriously guys, I fucking despise the cold and winter. Snow is good fun if you can snowboard/ski down big slopes and throw snowballs at people you hate, but otherwise it signifies pure coldness, which I like to avoid.

 

And on an unrelated note, I will fucking smash my car "stereo".

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All Christmas shopping done - Fucking 'A'!

 

 

 

I was dreaming about you last nite...and it wasn't fuckin dirty...miracle of miracles :D

 

 

:lol: You needed a fucking night of rest ;)

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All Christmas shopping done - Fucking 'A'!

 

 

 

I was dreaming about you last nite...and it wasn't fuckin dirty...miracle of miracles :D

 

 

:lol: You needed a fucking night of rest ;)

 

 

 

Guilty as fuckin charged.

 

Did I just fuckin' walk in on somethin'? :o

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All Christmas shopping done - Fucking 'A'!

 

 

 

I was dreaming about you last nite...and it wasn't fuckin dirty...miracle of miracles :D

 

 

:lol: You needed a fucking night of rest ;)

 

 

 

Guilty as fuckin charged.

 

Did I just fuckin' walk in on somethin'? :o

 

 

jez was just fucking informing me that most of my dreams apparently involve fucking.

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All Christmas shopping done - Fucking 'A'!

 

 

 

I was dreaming about you last nite...and it wasn't fuckin dirty...miracle of miracles :D

 

 

:lol: You needed a fucking night of rest ;)

 

 

 

Guilty as fuckin charged.

 

Did I just fuckin' walk in on somethin'? :o

 

 

jez was just fucking informing me that most of my dreams apparently involve fucking.

 

Fuckin' A :tumbsup:

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Work is fucking over for 2009. I'm drunk, home early and pretty fucking gleeful. Big night didn't go as planned, but the damage was done early which is fine by me. Take the pugs out for a walk, watch some films later tonight, sleep in tomorrow, go for a surf. Fuck yeah!

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