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Fuck Bon Jovi - All Hail fucking Y&T :beerbang:

 

Fucking right. :tumbsup:

Don't let Wotty fuckin' see this...

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i swear to god, i am gonna cough up a fucking lung.

Been there. Coughed up a fuckin' lung.

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i swear to god, i am gonna cough up a fucking lung.

 

Have a fucking ciggie and make it a nice fucking round 2!!

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i swear to god, i am gonna cough up a fucking lung.

 

Have a fucking ciggie and make it a nice fucking round 2!!

Wouldn't that make it fuckin' worse? :yikes:

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I'm in the mood for a fucking cigarette... why the fuck is that? :(

 

 

You smoke on fucking guitar, so no need for a ciggie. You are a fucking Rock god of the highest calibre and I don't know why the fuck I have the fucking cheek even talking to you, 'cos I ain't fucking worthy !! :bowdown:

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I'm in the mood for a fucking cigarette... why the fuck is that? :(

 

 

You smoke on fucking guitar, so no need for a ciggie. You are a fucking Rock god of the highest calibre and I don't know why the fuck I have the fucking cheek even talking to you, 'cos I ain't fucking worthy !! :bowdown:

:rofl: Oh yeah that must be fucking it, I always fucking forget that angle... ;)

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I'm in the mood for a fucking cigarette... why the fuck is that? :(

 

 

You smoke on fucking guitar, so no need for a ciggie. You are a fucking Rock god of the highest calibre and I don't know why the fuck I have the fucking cheek even talking to you, 'cos I ain't fucking worthy !! :bowdown:

Ain't you fuckin' forgetting someone Jez ?? :whistle:

 

Fuckin' sorry Pete.....

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I'm in the mood for a fucking cigarette... why the fuck is that? :(

 

 

You smoke on fucking guitar, so no need for a ciggie. You are a fucking Rock god of the highest calibre and I don't know why the fuck I have the fucking cheek even talking to you, 'cos I ain't fucking worthy !! :bowdown:

Ain't you fuckin' forgetting someone Jez ?? :whistle:

 

Fuckin' sorry Pete.....

 

Can I be your fucking Guitar tech Petey :wub:

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I'm in the mood for a fucking cigarette... why the fuck is that? :(

 

 

You smoke on fucking guitar, so no need for a ciggie. You are a fucking Rock god of the highest calibre and I don't know why the fuck I have the fucking cheek even talking to you, 'cos I ain't fucking worthy !! :bowdown:

Ain't you fuckin' forgetting someone Jez ?? :whistle:

 

Fuckin' sorry Pete.....

 

Can I be your fucking Guitar tech Petey :wub:

Don't you fuckin' start Jezster,you know I want that fuckin' gig.. :whistle::nyanya::whistle:

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I'm in the mood for a fucking cigarette... why the fuck is that? :(

 

 

You smoke on fucking guitar, so no need for a ciggie. You are a fucking Rock god of the highest calibre and I don't know why the fuck I have the fucking cheek even talking to you, 'cos I ain't fucking worthy !! :bowdown:

Ain't you fuckin' forgetting someone Jez ?? :whistle:

 

Fuckin' sorry Pete.....

 

Can I be your fucking Guitar tech Petey :wub:

Don't you fuckin' start Jezster,you know I want that fuckin' gig.. :whistle::nyanya::whistle:

 

Fucking tough - I asked first, so fuck off!!! I am gonna be Pete's stage wear advisor aswell, got a fucking sweet selection of spandex, bandanas and fucking aviators lined up. He will be more fucking Sambora than Sambora by the time I have fucking finished with him.

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I'm in the mood for a fucking cigarette... why the fuck is that? :(

 

 

You smoke on fucking guitar, so no need for a ciggie. You are a fucking Rock god of the highest calibre and I don't know why the fuck I have the fucking cheek even talking to you, 'cos I ain't fucking worthy !! :bowdown:

Ain't you fuckin' forgetting someone Jez ?? :whistle:

 

Fuckin' sorry Pete.....

 

Can I be your fucking Guitar tech Petey :wub:

Don't you fuckin' start Jezster,you know I want that fuckin' gig.. :whistle::nyanya::whistle:

 

Fucking tough - I asked first, so fuck off!!! I am gonna be Pete's stage wear advisor aswell, got a fucking sweet selection of spandex, bandanas and fucking aviators lined up. He will be more fucking Sambora than Sambora by the time I have fucking finished with him.

Fuckin' ok then..It's fuckin' Celine Dion for me then...We'll see who's fuckin laughing longer then won't we ???

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I'm in the mood for a fucking cigarette... why the fuck is that? :(

 

 

You smoke on fucking guitar, so no need for a ciggie. You are a fucking Rock god of the highest calibre and I don't know why the fuck I have the fucking cheek even talking to you, 'cos I ain't fucking worthy !! :bowdown:

Ain't you fuckin' forgetting someone Jez ?? :whistle:

 

Fuckin' sorry Pete.....

 

Can I be your fucking Guitar tech Petey :wub:

Don't you fuckin' start Jezster,you know I want that fuckin' gig.. :whistle::nyanya::whistle:

 

Fucking tough - I asked first, so fuck off!!! I am gonna be Pete's stage wear advisor aswell, got a fucking sweet selection of spandex, bandanas and fucking aviators lined up. He will be more fucking Sambora than Sambora by the time I have fucking finished with him.

Fuck yeah, Jez has set up some fuckin' sweet stagewear selections for me. Here I am modeling his latest ensemble...

 

rock_fest_outfit.jpg

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I'm in the mood for a fucking cigarette... why the fuck is that? :(

 

 

You smoke on fucking guitar, so no need for a ciggie. You are a fucking Rock god of the highest calibre and I don't know why the fuck I have the fucking cheek even talking to you, 'cos I ain't fucking worthy !! :bowdown:

Ain't you fuckin' forgetting someone Jez ?? :whistle:

 

Fuckin' sorry Pete.....

 

Can I be your fucking Guitar tech Petey :wub:

Don't you fuckin' start Jezster,you know I want that fuckin' gig.. :whistle::nyanya::whistle:

 

Fucking tough - I asked first, so fuck off!!! I am gonna be Pete's stage wear advisor aswell, got a fucking sweet selection of spandex, bandanas and fucking aviators lined up. He will be more fucking Sambora than Sambora by the time I have fucking finished with him.

Fuck yeah, Jez has set up some fuckin' sweet stagewear selections for me. Here I am modeling his latest ensemble...

 

rock_fest_outfit.jpg

He can fuckin' sort you out then.. :crying::crying: Not enough pink for me anyway. :nyanya::nyanya:

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I'm in the mood for a fucking cigarette... why the fuck is that? :(

 

 

You smoke on fucking guitar, so no need for a ciggie. You are a fucking Rock god of the highest calibre and I don't know why the fuck I have the fucking cheek even talking to you, 'cos I ain't fucking worthy !! :bowdown:

Ain't you fuckin' forgetting someone Jez ?? :whistle:

 

Fuckin' sorry Pete.....

 

Can I be your fucking Guitar tech Petey :wub:

Don't you fuckin' start Jezster,you know I want that fuckin' gig.. :whistle::nyanya::whistle:

 

Fucking tough - I asked first, so fuck off!!! I am gonna be Pete's stage wear advisor aswell, got a fucking sweet selection of spandex, bandanas and fucking aviators lined up. He will be more fucking Sambora than Sambora by the time I have fucking finished with him.

Fuck yeah, Jez has set up some fuckin' sweet stagewear selections for me. Here I am modeling his latest ensemble...

 

rock_fest_outfit.jpg

He can fuckin' sort you out then.. :crying::crying: Not enough pink for me anyway. :nyanya::nyanya:

 

:rofl2: Fucking sweet brother Pete - I told ya I was fucking good at this design stuff - you will thank me in the long run. Pink Aviators - I know 2 people that would fucking have some of that straight away. I'm counting the fucking $'s already and have already bought 3 new basses with the proceeds. My new fucking career - who fucking needs gigs?

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yay for fuckin happy hour!...Break out the shelf bra and the low cut top and fuckin paaaaaaaaarttttaaaaaaaay

Are you gettin' fuckin' toasted again, Widda?

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I wish I fuckin' knew what a fuckin' happy hour is fuckin' like.... :whistle:

Happy Hour normally lasts more than one hour. And its a bunch of unhappy people getting themselves totally fuckin' obliterated on alkihol. :popcorn: Fun to fuckin' watch sometimes.

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dont fucking forget the shelf bras and low cut tops;)

That usually get lower as the fuckin' alcohol increases. :tits:

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