The Uninteresting Thread

[phaffas]

Geoff's emo poem:

 

Red the colour of my eyes

Black, the colour of my day

Red, the colour of my tears

Black, the colour of my face

 

Not literally; I'm not aboriginal

I'm just depressed, so my face is metaphorically black

'Cause I hate stuff and the world is dark

Black, the colour of my heart attack

 

Nigga, you are so dang racist yo!

 

I bleed 4u2

[Geoff]

Bleeding, I do it 'cause it's fun

Cutting my skin, avoiding the sun

Slice, splice, slice, splice

Eating ice creams and slitting my eyes

The rapture of the vulture

Dark anger and depression is my culture

Beware, blackened crow of my emotions

I cut myself, never make a commotion

 

Is it just me, or do I really understand the emo way?

[phaffas]

Bleeding, I do it 'cause it's fun

Cutting my skin, avoiding the sun

Slice, splice, slice, splice

Eating ice creams and slitting my eyes

The rapture of the vulture

Dark anger and depression is my culture

Beware, blackened crow of my emotions

I cut myself, never make a commotion

 

Is it just me, or do I really understand the emo way?

 

how awesome is the Splice!!

 

 

Wait... do you go Splice of Split? Do they even have Splits any more?

 

 

and furthermore, why are people stupid? i hate stupid people.

[Geoff]

Bleeding, I do it 'cause it's fun

Cutting my skin, avoiding the sun

Slice, splice, slice, splice

Eating ice creams and slitting my eyes

The rapture of the vulture

Dark anger and depression is my culture

Beware, blackened crow of my emotions

I cut myself, never make a commotion

 

Is it just me, or do I really understand the emo way?

 

how awesome is the Splice!!

 

 

Wait... do you go Splice of Split? Do they even have Splits any more?

 

 

and furthermore, why are people stupid? i hate stupid people.

Both are awesome. I don't think Splits are still around anymore... but not sure. Ice creams are all too expensive these days. Splices were epic, though.

 

People are stupid because they love being hated. Why else would we hate them all?

[Wotty]

No post !!!!!!!

[Nick C]

Me neither

[phaffas]

stuff

[Geoff]

Anal gland on the lounge. Bad dog! But not today.

[Wotty]

I just ate a slice of toast !!!!!!!!!!

[phaffas]

Chucking a sickie tomorrow. Ideas how to spend it?

[Wotty]

Chucking a sickie tomorrow. Ideas how to spend it?

Getting better perhaps ?

[phaffas]

Chucking a sickie tomorrow. Ideas how to spend it?

Getting better perhaps ?

Think you missed the point...

[Wotty]

Chucking a sickie tomorrow. Ideas how to spend it?

Getting better perhaps ?

Think you missed the point...

You mean you're NOT sick ?

[Nick C]

Chucking a sickie tomorrow. Ideas how to spend it?

Getting better perhaps ?

Think you missed the point...

You mean you're NOT sick ?

GOOD GRIEF what is the world coming to???

[Wotty]

Chucking a sickie tomorrow. Ideas how to spend it?

Getting better perhaps ?

Think you missed the point...

You mean you're NOT sick ?

GOOD GRIEF what is the world coming to???

It would NEVER happen in ENGLAND !!!!!

[Geoff]

I've never seen a dood have more sickiez than Matty-Boo, you lazy bastard. I wish I was that disrespectful that I had them too.

[phaffas]

Chucking a sickie tomorrow. Ideas how to spend it?

Getting better perhaps ?

Think you missed the point...

You mean you're NOT sick ?

GOOD GRIEF what is the world coming to???

It would NEVER happen in ENGLAND !!!!!

Thats because Englanders dont work..

 

 

I've never seen a dood have more sickiez than Matty-Boo, you lazy bastard. I wish I was that disrespectful that I had them too.

Ive never seen anyone take as many holidays as you! Biatch.

Ive had 2 days off this year... one of them i worked from bed!

 

WHERES THE SUPPORT!!

[Geoff]

Chucking a sickie tomorrow. Ideas how to spend it?

Getting better perhaps ?

Think you missed the point...

You mean you're NOT sick ?

GOOD GRIEF what is the world coming to???

It would NEVER happen in ENGLAND !!!!!

Thats because Englanders dont work..

 

 

I've never seen a dood have more sickiez than Matty-Boo, you lazy bastard. I wish I was that disrespectful that I had them too.

Ive never seen anyone take as many holidays as you! Biatch.

Ive had 2 days off this year... one of them i worked from bed!

 

WHERES THE SUPPORT!!

You'll get no support from me, and I don't believe you about the 2 days off. You're always calling me from your lounge by the pool with a red cordial cocktail in your hand.

 

And holidays are holidays - allocated time given each year to have a holiday after you've actually been working. Or at least turning up to the office prepared to work. You can have holidays too, Lesperence!

[phaffas]

Chucking a sickie tomorrow. Ideas how to spend it?

Getting better perhaps ?

Think you missed the point...

You mean you're NOT sick ?

GOOD GRIEF what is the world coming to???

It would NEVER happen in ENGLAND !!!!!

Thats because Englanders dont work..

 

 

I've never seen a dood have more sickiez than Matty-Boo, you lazy bastard. I wish I was that disrespectful that I had them too.

Ive never seen anyone take as many holidays as you! Biatch.

Ive had 2 days off this year... one of them i worked from bed!

 

WHERES THE SUPPORT!!

You'll get no support from me, and I don't believe you about the 2 days off. You're always calling me from your lounge by the pool with a red cordial cocktail in your hand.

 

And holidays are holidays - allocated time given each year to have a holiday after you've actually been working. Or at least turning up to the office prepared to work. You can have holidays too, Lesperence!

FINE ill go to work.

[Geoff]

Chucking a sickie tomorrow. Ideas how to spend it?

Getting better perhaps ?

Think you missed the point...

You mean you're NOT sick ?

GOOD GRIEF what is the world coming to???

It would NEVER happen in ENGLAND !!!!!

Thats because Englanders dont work..

 

 

I've never seen a dood have more sickiez than Matty-Boo, you lazy bastard. I wish I was that disrespectful that I had them too.

Ive never seen anyone take as many holidays as you! Biatch.

Ive had 2 days off this year... one of them i worked from bed!

 

WHERES THE SUPPORT!!

You'll get no support from me, and I don't believe you about the 2 days off. You're always calling me from your lounge by the pool with a red cordial cocktail in your hand.

 

And holidays are holidays - allocated time given each year to have a holiday after you've actually been working. Or at least turning up to the office prepared to work. You can have holidays too, Lesperence!

FINE ill go to work.

You better. I expect an email from inside your office in the next hour.

[Wotty]

Tom's thrown a "sickie" from school.........

[phaffas]

Tom's thrown a "sickie" from school.........

DISGRACEFUL!

[Wotty]

Tom's thrown a "sickie" from school.........

DISGRACEFUL!

It was a "What's it like to be an Australian" day !!!!!

[phaffas]

Tom's thrown a "sickie" from school.........

DISGRACEFUL!

It was a "What's it like to be an Australian" day !!!!!

 

So he got himself a hot girlfriend? Went to a decent beach? Won a game of sport? Brushed his teeth?

[Wotty]

Tom's thrown a "sickie" from school.........

DISGRACEFUL!

It was a "What's it like to be an Australian" day !!!!!

 

So he got himself a hot girlfriend? Went to a decent beach? Won a game of sport? Brushed his teeth?

Oh yeah,all the things Australia lacks..